Guest Will Scarlet Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 Well...that's 15 seconds of my life that I will never get back.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 Got one of those for white people? I'm curious as to the incentive for white people. A sense of rhythm perhaps? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kinetic Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 I'd join for the free watermelon, quite frankly.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 It is a tasty looking watermelon. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest DrTom Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 Watermelon's cool and all, but not when it comes with MSN.
Guest Will Scarlet Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 How do these morons find this place anyway? Or was this just another incarnation of "The Brain?"
Guest alfdogg Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 *cracks knuckles* Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [x] Racist [ ] Jackass [ ] Troller [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] "Expert" [ ] Wannabe [ ] Dumbass [x] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood [ ] Other: You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You imported another debate into this post [ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand [ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post. [ ] You posted a 'Religion' post [ ] You started a PENIS thread [ ] You started a long, stupid thread [ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it [ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait [x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement [ ] You make no sense [ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything [ ] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful [ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble. [ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc. [ ] Your awful grammar made the post unreadable [ ] You made a baseless assertion [ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON [ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS [ ] You say your 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it. [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing [ ] Stop masturbating for a week [ ] Read every group you posted to for a week without posting [ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Bust up your keyboard with a hammer and eat it [ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in) [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Print your home phone number in your ads [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a clue [ ] Get a life [ ] Go away [ ] Grow up [ ] Never post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help [ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else [ ] Go back to school and actually learn something [ ] Learn how to post or get off the site [x] All of the above That is all.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 Seedless watermelon is the best kind, by golly. Many a watermelon eating experience has been tarnished by having to deal with the six or seven seeds that come with ever bite. I just eat the little white ones, though. They're not worth the trouble of spitting out. Either way, I can't think of many things that I wouldn't do if you dangled a free watermelon in front of my face. It's that damn good.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 Watermelon owns. And to be honest, MSN wasn't all that bad back when I had it. Seedless watermelon is the apex of agricultural technological evolution, and I can't think of another way to make the world better. Anything bad I've ever said about Kinetic is negated by him using fo sheez. He has no ego, and is a paragon of virtue for all of us. We salute you Kinetic, a Budweiser Real American Hero. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kinetic Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 I'm a little unclear on what I did to come off as egotistical in the first place. Any sort of Metal Ed-related boasting was meant in jest. All comments made as it pertains to my appearance were totally sincere, however.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 Shh, you used the super special two words. None of it matters now. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kinetic Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 I changed it. I'd hate to see all those months of developing my "egotistical prick" persona go to waste. By golly, Kinetic
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 Hmm, this "by golly" could catch like wildfire! (puts his CATCHPHRASE GLASS CEILING into effect) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest thesmartmark Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 [Dr. Evil voice]Riiiightt...[/Dr. Evil voice]
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 [lame, unoriginal pop culture reference mode on] SHOW ME DA WHORING!!!! [off] Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kinetic Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 Now would be the perfect time to work in a "who's your daddy?" reference, but I just can't. Did you know that the phrase "who's your daddy?" appears in the Zombies song, "Time of the Season"? I'd actually be interested in getting a "who's your daddy?" timeline, seeing as the phrase seemed to come out of nowhere and became so big that even guys like JR and Toby Keith have used it.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 Kinetic has Evil Talking Dog in his sig!
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 Seedless watermelons? Oh come on! Next thing you know you'll be whining about the seeds in tomatoes
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 It's seedless *Calls for banning*
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 No, Suckie is just an idiot who made a neat observation that a couple of us also made. No reason for banning. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 Since when is "seedless" a slur anyway?
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 Seedless? The thought... I HATE seedless watermelons, they're so wussy. Next thing you know you're going to tell me I use an electric shaver instead of a razor...
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