Attractive women that do not smoke?

[Guest JHawk]

My only requirement about dating a smoker is to walk so the smoke doesn't get in my face. I can't stand breathing in the stuff, but I won't tell someone I care about not to smoke.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If 14 year olds were arrested for it, there'd be a Freshman population at my old high school of less than 200(as compared to the current 400+).

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

I know exactly what you mean, Pattie.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Don't EVER call me Pattie, Patty, Patty Melt, Beef Patty, or any variation again. Only certain people are allowed to do that.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

What about Pat?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ugh, that's what people call my father. Besides, if I let people call me that, then I'd get all sorts of ten year old jokes about me being an it, instead of a man or a woman.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

I guess we're stuck with plain ol' Patrick, then.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Or Spoon. Spoon is preferred. Spoony, Spoonie G, Spoon Daddy, Spoon Diddy, and Spoonylicious are also acceptable.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

You forgot Spoon Dawg.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Damn, you're right. Spoon Dawg is also good. For possible variations on the Patrick name, I will accept Pat-o-rama, P. Diddy, P-Money, and P to the J to the S to J-u-n-i-o-r.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kingpk]

How about "You Spoony Bard?"

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(MARKS FOR THE FFII REFERENCE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL)

 

YES!!!!

 

Spoony Bard!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest What?]

My ex-girlfriend smoked and the girl I like now, I think, smoke. Both are attractive.

 

 

 

I'm probably gonna start smoking when i'm 18...I just don't know why.

 

 

Gotta put that new ZIPPO!~ lighter to use, no?

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I have a silver lighter with FUCK COMMUNISM etched into the side, just like Preacher. Present from the girl on the second anniversary of our first date.

It goes everywhere with me.

[Guest Some Guy]

On a some what related note, my dad used to have a pen that said, "Even Communists are free to smoke." I brought it to elementary school and was yelled at and had it taken away.

[Guest SupaTaft]

Smoking is a huge turn-off for me. I like my ladies with a shapely body, a wonderful smile, and nice pink lungs.

 

-Taft

[Guest Cancer Marney]

...

 

Uh, you look at their "nice pink lungs" a lot?

 

<slowly reaching for her gun with one hand, and the FBI speed-dial on her cell phone with the other> CID, get me some backup over here right the fuck now.

[Guest SupaTaft]

Well, not that I look at them. It's just that I don't like my lover to get winded easily when just taking a walk. I also like them to smell nice because I have an acute sense of smell and cigarette smoke drives me up the wall while a nice smelling woman is a HUGE turn-on. Plus that disgusting smoker's cough. *shudders*

 

-Taft

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Uh-huh. Just keep your hands where I can see them, buddy.

[Guest SupaTaft]

Man, how many times have I heard THAT today...

 

124 pages of shit on the topic that I started...

 

-Taft

[Guest Cancer Marney]

What were you expecting, Shakespeare?

[Guest SupaTaft]

Now is the winter of our discontent.

 

-Taft

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Made glorious summer by this sun of York...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I have a silver lighter with FUCK COMMUNISM etched into the side...

That's fucking hilarious.

 

My zippo is adorned with a big cross, so christianity is somehow responsible for me getting cancer, so I can sue the church later along with the tobacco companies.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I have a silver lighter with FUCK COMMUNISM etched into the side...

That's fucking hilarious.

 

My zippo is adorned with a big cross, so christianity is somehow responsible for me getting cancer, so I can sue the church later along with the tobacco companies.

 

......

 

 

DAMMIT!!! STOLE MY IDEA!!!

 

*begins coming up with new Al Bundy-like scheme for getting rich*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I only got the one with the cross because I couldn't find one with a big tacky colorful Jesus on the side. I would get some kind of amusement out of lighting a cigarette on a flame coming out of Jesus' head, as he was looking up at me.