Guest JHawk Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 My only requirement about dating a smoker is to walk so the smoke doesn't get in my face. I can't stand breathing in the stuff, but I won't tell someone I care about not to smoke.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 If 14 year olds were arrested for it, there'd be a Freshman population at my old high school of less than 200(as compared to the current 400+). Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Flyboy Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 I know exactly what you mean, Pattie.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Don't EVER call me Pattie, Patty, Patty Melt, Beef Patty, or any variation again. Only certain people are allowed to do that. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Ugh, that's what people call my father. Besides, if I let people call me that, then I'd get all sorts of ten year old jokes about me being an it, instead of a man or a woman. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Flyboy Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 I guess we're stuck with plain ol' Patrick, then.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Or Spoon. Spoon is preferred. Spoony, Spoonie G, Spoon Daddy, Spoon Diddy, and Spoonylicious are also acceptable. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Damn, you're right. Spoon Dawg is also good. For possible variations on the Patrick name, I will accept Pat-o-rama, P. Diddy, P-Money, and P to the J to the S to J-u-n-i-o-r. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 (MARKS FOR THE FFII REFERENCE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL) YES!!!! Spoony Bard!!!! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest What? Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 My ex-girlfriend smoked and the girl I like now, I think, smoke. Both are attractive. I'm probably gonna start smoking when i'm 18...I just don't know why. Gotta put that new ZIPPO!~ lighter to use, no?
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 I have a silver lighter with FUCK COMMUNISM etched into the side, just like Preacher. Present from the girl on the second anniversary of our first date. It goes everywhere with me.
Guest Some Guy Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 On a some what related note, my dad used to have a pen that said, "Even Communists are free to smoke." I brought it to elementary school and was yelled at and had it taken away.
Guest SupaTaft Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Smoking is a huge turn-off for me. I like my ladies with a shapely body, a wonderful smile, and nice pink lungs. -Taft
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 ... Uh, you look at their "nice pink lungs" a lot? <slowly reaching for her gun with one hand, and the FBI speed-dial on her cell phone with the other> CID, get me some backup over here right the fuck now.
Guest SupaTaft Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Well, not that I look at them. It's just that I don't like my lover to get winded easily when just taking a walk. I also like them to smell nice because I have an acute sense of smell and cigarette smoke drives me up the wall while a nice smelling woman is a HUGE turn-on. Plus that disgusting smoker's cough. *shudders* -Taft
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Uh-huh. Just keep your hands where I can see them, buddy.
Guest SupaTaft Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Man, how many times have I heard THAT today... 124 pages of shit on the topic that I started... -Taft
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 What were you expecting, Shakespeare?
Guest SupaTaft Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Now is the winter of our discontent. -Taft
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Made glorious summer by this sun of York...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 7, 2002 Report Posted October 7, 2002 I have a silver lighter with FUCK COMMUNISM etched into the side... That's fucking hilarious. My zippo is adorned with a big cross, so christianity is somehow responsible for me getting cancer, so I can sue the church later along with the tobacco companies.
Guest Vitamin X Posted October 7, 2002 Report Posted October 7, 2002 I have a silver lighter with FUCK COMMUNISM etched into the side... That's fucking hilarious. My zippo is adorned with a big cross, so christianity is somehow responsible for me getting cancer, so I can sue the church later along with the tobacco companies. ...... DAMMIT!!! STOLE MY IDEA!!! *begins coming up with new Al Bundy-like scheme for getting rich*
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 7, 2002 Report Posted October 7, 2002 I only got the one with the cross because I couldn't find one with a big tacky colorful Jesus on the side. I would get some kind of amusement out of lighting a cigarette on a flame coming out of Jesus' head, as he was looking up at me.
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