HHH Testifying at Bass trail

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I yanked this from 411 cause I thought it was amusing

Triple H was the latest person to testify against Nicole Bass at the ongoing WWE/Bass sexual harassment trial.

 

Bass claimed that Triple H often barged into the female lockerroom. Triple H denied doing that and said that all he would do is knock on the door and ask for Chyna (who he was involved with at the time) or ask if everyone was "decent."

 

Triple H also denied that he jumped in on Alicia Webb (Ryan Shamrock) while she was going to the bathroom.

 

Triple H also added that Bass was a horrible wrestler and had no coordination.

 

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothign but the truth?"

 

HHH: *Spits water, poses* I do-uhhh *tears quad*

 

I find the idea funny about HHH barging in on the women...I don't know why.

 

HHH; "I got-uh the pics of Ivory-uh for ya Vince-uh."

Vince: *in his 1996 shill voice "And another push for the game!"

HHH: *Spits water, poses*

[Guest HartFan86]

Triple H also added that she had no coordination.

 

LOL

[Guest jester]

 

Triple H also added that Bass was a horrible wrestler and had no coordination.

"Hi, Kettle? This is the pot. You're black."

[Guest B-X]

HHH; "I got-uh the pics of Ivory-uh for ya Vince-uh."

Vince: *in his 1996 shill voice "And another push for the game!"

HHH: *Spits water, poses*

You sir, fucking rule.

[Guest Repo Man jr]

Do you think he made them play his music as he walked into the room?

[Guest NoCalMike]

Do you think he made them play his music as he walked into the room?

That sure would be hilarious. The balif(sp?) tries to swear him in, yet Triple H waits for the right part of the music to spit the water.

[Guest bob_barron]

Did they turn off the lights and have Motorhead play his music?

 

(in the middle of his cross-examination)

 

Triple H: It's time-uh to play the game- uh.

 

(JR walks in)

 

JR: Mah gawd, Triple H is beating the hell out of the bailiff with a sledgehammer. Bah gawd almighty this courtroom has learned to play THE GAME!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

That would be even more amusing with Vince. I can just picture "No Chance in Hell" starting up with Vince strutting into the room with that walk he uses that says, "I've got a spud in my pants."

[Guest bob_barron]

(Bischoff walks in)

 

Bischoff: This trial has gone on a bit too long. Maybe three minutes too long.

 

JR: Bah gawd- Rosie and Jamal have laid out the judge and the bailiff. God almighty.

King: Look at Rosie- he has man PUPPIES!!

[Guest AndrewTS]

 

Triple H also added that Bass was a horrible wrestler and had no coordination.

"Hi, Kettle? This is the pot. You're black."

Wasn't this around the time that HHH was beginning the megapush from hell--and before he'd earned it? And he entered the ring during a Mankind/Rock skit and got tangled up in the ropes or the streamers or something?

[Guest Repo Man jr]

They could of had Hunter turn face and stick up for Bass... then when she least expects it... Heel turn, Hunter said he was faking all along, screw Bass, screw the rules! Hunter and Vince hug as the court case goes off the air with JR saying "King what does this mean? Hunter was with Vince all along! Damn him... Damn that SOB!... what will ahppen on RAW..."

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

No JR doesn't even scream about HHH being a dastardly villain like he used to do.

 

Instead of "BY GAWD! THAT SOB! I HATE HIM! GO TO HELL!

 

Its "BY GAWD! THE GAME IS THE BEST THERE IS! LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM! BY GAWD! I WANT TO HAVE ORAL SEX WITH HIM!

[Guest Quik]

"Listen-uh, Rob... you gotta take one for the team-uh. Say you grabbed-uh her ass."

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

The article that I read was kind enough to state that while HHH chugged down some water, he didn't spit it and soak down the courtroom like he does every monday night..

[Guest HartFan86]

"Listen-uh, Rob... you gotta take one for the team-uh. Say you grabbed-uh her ass."

Rob: But I wasn't even in the company...

 

HHH (mad): UUUUUUUH.

 

Rob: Whatever, dude.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Bass claimed that Triple H often barged into the female lockerroom. Triple H denied doing that and said that all he would do is knock on the door and ask for Chyna (who he was involved with at the time) or ask if everyone was "decent."

There's three errors in these two sentences: "female lockerroom", "Chyna" and "decent" should not be anywhere near each other.

[Guest jester]

"Listen-uh, Rob... you gotta take one for the team-uh. Say you grabbed-uh her ass."

No, no, no. HHH pins the blame on Mr. "I'm Not Getting Buried You Cursed Internet Smarks" Chris Jericho.

[Guest bob_barron]

WWE lawyer: We regret to admit that Nicole Bass was harassed- by Chris Jericho!

Y2J: What?

WWE lawyer: We have fired Mr. Jericho and hope Nicole Bass accepts our apology with THE BEST OF CHRIS JERICHO: The Cena era.

Y2J: Uhh guys- I still have a job.

Vince: You do? Wait- I thought you were Chris Benoit. He's the guy with the long hair who didnt want short hair right?

Christian: No that's me- I'm CHRISTIAN.

Chris Benoit: I'm Chris Benoit!

Vince: Oh- I thought you were one of the jobbers we use on Velocity.

HHH: Ummm Vince-uh I am not-uh the centre-uh of attention-uh.

Nicole Bass: I know how to get attention:

 

I HAVE A VAGINA!!!!!

 

Everyone stands in shocked silence

[Guest Goodear]

Would it be okay if I shot everyone who added to this thread? Including myself, just to end the agony that is "Triple H skits". Saying *SPITS WATER* does not equal comedy.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

*Spits Water*

[Guest midnight_burn]

Saying *SPITS WATER* does not equal comedy.

Really? Well there goes all my material. I just hope *tears quad* still equals comedy, otherwise i'll have nothing.

[Guest snowfan]

Would it be okay if I shot everyone who added to this thread? Including myself, just to end the agony that is "Triple H skits". Saying *SPITS WATER* does not equal comedy.

evidently the WWE thinks it is entertaining.... why should we be different?

 

Vince knows what we want better than we do remember?

[Guest HartFan86]

Guys, shut up with the *spits water*. Just use this:

 

[Guest bob_barron]

Guys, shut up with the *spits water*. Just use this:

 

It looks like he's saying: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!

 

Jericho: Hey- that's my line.

[cawthon777 0]

Wow, watch Triple H shoot his load all over the crowd! Pure ego.

 

And I have a copyright on that picture. You owe me $5.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Guys, shut up with the *spits water*. Just use this:

 

That sorta looks like vomit this time around. Say, what picture can we use for *tears quad*?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Look at that one guy in the front row that's like, "Spit on me HHH!! Spit on me!"

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Look at that one guy in the front row that's like, "Spit on me HHH!! Spit on me!"

I think I speak for most of us, when I say:

 

 

[Guest Zero_Cool]

zuh?

 

I think this thread is pretty humurous. Sure, it does contain a lot of Triple H bashing, but still, we're getting a few good laughs out of it.

[Guest Pop Culture God]

It's one-note joke that has went on too long. This thread really should die.