Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Believe it or not, those dudes were on boners.com also. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted October 6, 2002 The last picture is the funniest, the one of Hamburglar holding the fries and soda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 And that's the one that's actually on the boners.com site. I'm telling you, that site is GOLD. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest big Dante Cruz Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Screw it, I'm going as El Duche from The Boondock Saints. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted October 7, 2002 Fuck the Tenenbaums! My costume needs have been met Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chuck Woolery Report post Posted October 7, 2002 ...I'm going as a kid with black greasepaint egging houses. Bad person, I is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted October 7, 2002 I'm going as MikeVanSiclen! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Metal Maniac Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Il Duche rules all. I went as Raven one year. Steel chair and everything. Plus I acted like a prick all night, and shunned mostly everyone I wasn't giving a DDT or drop-toe hold on the chair to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 8, 2002 I'm going as Jesus this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 8, 2002 "Long ago, I was living a life of sin, of vice, of, well, wickedry. I did not know how sinful I was being, because one never does. Though I thought I would never have to pay for my crimes, this was just not the case, and I only now realize how lucky I am to have a chance at escaping eternal damnation. Yes, I was a wicked man, a man who ran with demons and immorality. And then I found Jesus. Specifically, I found Jesus at a rest stop on I-95 running through a town just west of Boston. I probably should have recognized him by the stigmata and halo, but you know how these things are. I suppose I just figured he was a goth who was being extremely ironic or something, I don't know." 665 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Well, I've already been a bearded nun, one of the three wise men (drunk), and since there isn't too much of a universal way god is supposed to look, I figured I'd go as jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted October 8, 2002 That "I Found Jesus" story sounds so much like a rip off of Hunter S. Thompson's style. As far as going as Jesus just get a white bath robe and a fake beard and just walk around blessing people for random things. Walk around during trick or treat and tell random children "I am the son of god...I'm here to warn you that he's very angry at you and he's going to kill your Dog" or other such things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Im going as a Catholic Schoolgirl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Slicked back hair, insane person jacket, box carrier, two belts, and the Hannibal mask. Easy to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Pop Culture God Report post Posted October 8, 2002 I'll tell you what I did a couple years ago. I got my mom to sew half of a black suit jacket and pants to half of a dark red one, I dyed half my hair red and spiked it, and painted half my face red. A coin with scarring on one side completed the disguise. I was motherfucking Two-Face that year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Pink Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I'm going as, you guessed it..... Star Jones Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 9, 2002 As far as going as Jesus just get a white bath robe and a fake beard and just walk around blessing people for random things. Walk around during trick or treat and tell random children "I am the son of god...I'm here to warn you that he's very angry at you and he's going to kill your Dog" or other such things. I've got a couple buddies following me around as angels, too. I'm going to give tootsie rolls to kids and quote Revelations. I'll bet those parents check those candy bags ten times over. I've got the beard, and a crown of thorns, I'm just going to add a bathrobe and a really gaudy fake gold necklace with a huge goofy cross on it. I was half-seriously thinking about stealing candy though. I mean, really, "MOM!! JESUS STOLE MY CANDY!" I'm not going to though, that shit's too mean. The three wise men was probably our best getup. We bore gifts of Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Jose Cuervo, and we were drunk as FUCK. That was a party night from hell, we started drinkin' about noon and didn't quit until late in the AM. I was Jose, and had a wise man nativity getup with a sombrero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I was a priest last year, and went as Travis Bickle a couple of years before. Yes, I was sporting a real mohawk (just for that night; I looked insanely stupid with it). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted October 9, 2002 since we are on the subject of costumes, help me with this i am going on a school trip to paris next week, and on the saturday night we all have to dress up, the trouble is, we have to stick to a theme, and that theme is... the letter B so i have to go as something beginning with the letter B, and so far the only idea i have is "bollywood actress" any1 got any better ideas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Bast (Egyptian goddess with the head of a cat, also, usually has a wide gold necklace. Must be topless, but gets to wear a wrap-around skirt) Banshee (wailing spirit. Just wear a tattered white nightgown and only speak in moans and screams) Bikini beach babe (Hey, triple. Best costume, too) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I was half-seriously thinking about stealing candy though. I mean, really, "MOM!! JESUS STOLE MY CANDY!" I'm not going to though, that shit's too mean. That there would be some truly great shit...you should do it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I kinda did Travis Bickel once with Army jacket, jeans and army boots, but it wasn't really a costume it was normal clothes for me and i just wandered around on trick or treat. I think i've decided to dress up like Clockwork Orange. One of my friends is being Alex and i'm going to be one of his henchmen. I've got white pants, white button up long sleeve dress shirt, white suspenders and black army boots. Now I'm working on finding a black Derby hat to complete it. Oh yeah and i'm not bothering with the white cod piece. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Nobody's going as Metal Ed? If somebody does, we need pics! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Well, when I was in Hot Topic yesterday, I did see a mullet wig (and a lucha mask, too).... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 As usual, I'm just painting my face... But yeah...how come no comments on the Sonic The Hedgehog costume?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I went as Paul Heyman last year, complete with laminated fake press pass. One person figured out what I was going for. *sigh* Eh, I might still do it again this year if I can find someone stupid...er, willing to be Brock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 10, 2002 since we are on the subject of costumes, help me with this i am going on a school trip to paris next week, and on the saturday night we all have to dress up, the trouble is, we have to stick to a theme, and that theme is... the letter B Barbarian Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
