LaParkaYourCar Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 I was on the way home from a friend's house last night. I was hungry so I stopped at Whataburger for some taquitos. It was about 2:30am. I was ordering some food when a lady busts in and said something along the lines of: "Do you have one of those........TELEPHONES!!! Hello!? Call 9-1-1!!! There's a lady outside trying to confiscate me!" (her exact words) *she then runs into the kitchen and yells* "Does anybody fucking hear me!? Call 9-1-1!! I'm going to get killed!" *the manager blocks her path to the knives and tells her to calm down. Three cops were sitting at a nearby table wondering what the hell was going on. I tell her there's some cops right here and she says* "Noooooo they'll arrest me....call 9-1-1!!!" *the cops finally take her outside* I was told by someone else that she had come in 5 min earlier and was pointing at things that were not there and asking for "two of them please" and she had clawed at some guy's arm. So that was my crazy night.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 why did she say something along the lines of something that was her exact words?
LaParkaYourCar Posted October 5, 2002 Author Report Posted October 5, 2002 I put the exact words thing in there for the word "confiscate" cause some people might think that's a misprint on my part
Guest The Czech Republic Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 I was on the way home from a friend's house last night. I was hungry so I stopped at Whataburger for some taquitos. It was about 2:30am. I was ordering some food when a lady busts in was she hot?
LaParkaYourCar Posted October 5, 2002 Author Report Posted October 5, 2002 .........oh my god that was her!!
Guest crandamaniac Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 was this the drugged up woman? You little fucker! You're buying me a new keyboard. Or at least cleaning up the pepsi on it
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Ehh, you people want to hear crazy... if tonight goes according to plan, you WILL hear about crazy. In another thread of course, I don't want to steal LaParkaYourCar's heat. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
LaParkaYourCar Posted October 6, 2002 Author Report Posted October 6, 2002 Okay in all seriousness the real girl that came in last night was not pretty. Then again it's hard to find a crazy drug addict who's pushing you out of the way attractive when you're more afraid she's going for a weapon.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 why is there pepsi on your keyboard? You've gotta take better care of your stuff
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