The One and Only Velocidential Thread

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Hey it's an hour until Velocity so I'll start the thread this week.

[Guest The Superstar]

What's the lineup for Velocity?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

John Cena vs Albert

Tajiri vs Shannon Moore

Billy Kidman vs Doug Basham

[Guest The Superstar]

Oh well, I'll watch it anyways because I have nothing better to do on Saturday nights...

 

 

 

...besides studying for a Biology midterm, but that's beside the point

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Sounds OK, Tajiri-Shannon Moore should be good and I want to see this Doug Basham guy.

[Guest The Superstar]

I was actually more interested in seeing Nick Dinsmore, as he has better stats in EWR

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Sounds fun. Any clue on whether Confidential is a rerun or not? I look forward to Tajiri-Moore; however I do not look forward to John Cena's choice of tights. I just know they will be bad.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Confidential is not a rerun. There was a Confidential preview thread around her somewhere.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

http://www.thesmartmarks.com/forums/index....b201d5c5f989797

 

That's the Confidential Preview. There's supposed to be the Fit Finlay story which sounds good.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

RVD is doing a tour of Jakked Pacific's toy factory?

 

"Dude.....that so totally looks like me. Dude"

 

Do they have a RVD action figure out yet?

[Guest The Superstar]

You know how they have those figure packs where one guy does his finisher to the other guy? What if RVD goes to the factory and discovers the new pack in which HHH gives RVD a Pedigree?!?!?! Like, OMG!

[Guest jimmy no nose]

* Take look back at some of Val Venis' best one-liners in the ring.

 

Oh God.

[Guest The Superstar]

Was he the one that said "I'm a lot like Rubix Cube...the more you play with it, the harder it gets", or was that Joel Gertner? Did Val say anything that was really risque?

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Was he the one that said "I'm a lot like Rubix Cube...the more you play with it, the harder it gets", or was that Joel Gertner? Did Val say anything that was really risque?

I'm not sure who said that quote, I don't really remember hearing it. There was a whole lot of sexual references, but I don't really remember anything being too risque. Maybe we'll find out tonight.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

are you kidding me? all of Val's one liners were risque. That quote that was given a few posts ago was nothing suprising from him.

[Guest The Superstar]

FUNAKI~~!!

[Guest The Superstar]

WTF?! OMG John Cena sucks!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Velocity starts with Funaki!!! and he's pissed at Albert

 

Eww Cena just upped the repulsion factor on his promo there.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Earlier tonight...it's Funaki. *marks out* And...uh...nice promo by Cena.

[Guest The Superstar]

His tights aren't THAT offensive tonight, at least. But they reek of Goldust

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wow Cena's outfit isn't a bad color scheme......he just needs to reverse it.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I also agree on Cena's tights. Gold and black is not TOO bad.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

SHAVE YOUR BACK!!

 

great chant.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Nice to see that people in the crowd actually remember the "Shave Your Back" chant from the Funaki match.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

They're going to recap the bikini contest? Why? It's not like it's leading to anything. You recap segments that further storylines.

[Guest The Superstar]

Well, that match was pretty bad, natch.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Nice effort there, and it is nice to see that Cena was wearing some better tights this week.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

what was that hand signal Cena did after the match?

 

notice how four people in the front row always seem to be the only ones that pop for the crap wrestlers? do they plant fake fans? It's one thing if it's just some different kind of fans, but there's ALWAYS a small group in the front row like that.

[Guest The Superstar]

It's like everyone's trying to have a signature hand gesture these days, from Randy Orton to John Cena.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

The Rock's incredible triple threat at Vengeance? If I remember right Angle was the real star of that match, but since Rock won they'll play it up as "his" match.

 

did they really have to pipe in canned heat for when Tazz pointed to Dawn Marie?