Funniest Deaths in a movie 2

[Guest Prototype450]

I decided to do a part two to my famous topic.

 

A funny death that I've seen would have to be Gary Busey's death in

Preadator 2.

 

He jumps in front of Danny Glover and sprays the Preadator with that spray

stuff only for the Preadator to throw a whirly blade through

several slabs of meat and cut poor gary in half.

 

That's not it

 

You can see the top part of Gary's body pour blood but all you see

are his legs twitching. It's classic.

[Guest Nevermortal]

How about the guy in Jurassic Park who gets eaten whilst on the toilet?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Paul Allen's death in American Psycho...Bateman's lead up to it is great.

 

Pee Wee's death in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Ouch ...ahhhh...eehhh...owww...ahhh..."

[Guest Steve J. Rogers]

Not funny because of how he died, (though it was chuckle enducing seeing him get it from a swarm of bees) with Maculay Culkin in My Girl, but because of the furor it caused by up-in-arms parents groups who thought their kids would be traumatized for life if they saw Kevin McAllister die

 

Yes I saw reports saying that kids would associate My Girl with Home Alone despite the fact that THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT FILMS AND CHARACTER NAMES ENTIRELY!

 

Geezh, I'd love to see the uproar if The Good Son was Culkin's first post-Home Alone film. Not only does Culkin die, but he's a huge rudo-dick heel.

 

Steve

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Funny death in real life:

 

This kid named Craig that went to Tri-County (regional vocational school, a good half of my friends go to it) was a huge dick to everybody I know. One day, my buddy Drew walked up to him and just said "karma," meaning that his dickheaded-ness will come back to bite him in the ass. Then Craig decides to push Drew into a row of lockers, and says "fuck you, faggot."

 

A few weeks later, Craig dies in a car crash.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Red Dragon Spoilers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Tattler reporter's death is undoubtedly the neatest thing I've ever seen. Something about a guy rolling downhill in a wheelchair engulfed in flames..

 

*creak, creak, creak..*

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

When Bambi's mother dies. I can't believe I was the only one in the cinema cracking up with laughter from that.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I'll have to second the guy on the toilet from Jurasic Park.

[Guest Renegade]

Final Destination.

 

 

 

 

"Why dont you all just DROP DEAD!"

 

 

*SPLAT!*

 

 

I laughed so hard at that.

[Guest Nevermortal]

When Bambi's mother dies. I can't believe I was the only one in the cinema cracking up with laughter from that.

I remember being taken to see that when I was like 2 or 3, and I laughed my ass off, whilst all other children in the theater were crying. My Aunt & Uncle (who took me to see it), escorted me out of the theater and told me they wouldn't take me to dinner. I bit my Aunt's hand and kicked my Uncle in the shin and ran away to the car.

 

True story.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Nevermortal, I've never had as much respect for you before as I do now, dude.

[Guest Doomsault]

I'm gonna have to say the death from 'The Beyond' where the acid spills all over that woman's face. Muhahahaha!

 

Oh yeah, in case you haven't seen this movie, it includes one of the sickest zombie headshots ever.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Renegade, how can you mention Final Destination and not mention this scene.

 

Girl: It's not like any of us is going to get hit by a bus!

 

*BOOM~!*

 

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Guest HBK16]

Almost every death in Kung Pow are funny. Some one beg to differ?

[Guest Steve J. Rogers]

Young Guns II had some good ones, "I'll make ya famous...BANG" to Bon Jovi, the guy who Billy shoots down the stairs "Don't be dumb Dick..."

 

Austin Powers' deaths of the guy that got his head bitten off by sea basses and another by a steamroller. More funny because of the cut scenes that would have followed

[Guest BoboBrazil]

In Jason Goes To Hell when that guy is fucking that girl and she is riding him and Jason kills her while he is still fucking her.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Both of the Young Guns movies have some good ones, even if I don't remember the guy's name in the first.

 

"I see ______ is with you.." *BANG* "______ ain't with you anymore!"

 

..and when Billy's skipping behind the sheriff and his goons..

 

"Top o' the mornin' to ya, girls!" *BANG*

[Guest Youth N Asia]

BILLY: "Hey Pepin!"

 

"Yeah, Bonny?"

 

BILLY: "I see you got Charlie Crawford down there with ya..."

 

"Yeah Bonny, we got a whole lot..."

 

*BANG!!*

 

BILLY: "Hey Pepin, Charlie Crawford ain't down there with ya no more" *giggles*

 

I FUCKIN LOVE THESE MOVEIS!

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

YES! That's it!

 

Must watch them both, now.

[Guest Flyboy]

Both of the Young Guns movies have some good ones, even if I don't remember the guy's name in the first.

 

"I see ______ is with you.." *BANG* "______ ain't with you anymore!"

 

..and when Billy's skipping behind the sheriff and his goons..

 

"Top o' the mornin' to ya, girls!" *BANG*

Nothing tops the "I'll make ya famous!" one even though it wasn't really 'funny'. Just cool as hell.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

SORRY, but I'm going off topic to quote Young Guns...

 

Charlie: "We're Mr Tunstils's regulators, we regulate any stealin of his property, we're damn good too, but you can't just be any geek off the street, gotta be handy with the steel, earn your keep"

 

I felt bad when Charlie and Dirty Steve died in the first one...

 

Yeah, I'll watch it tomorrow for sure now.

 

DIRTY STEVE: "You're a red-ass mexican-greaser, you do it with your horse! *spits chaw* Mexican Greaser!"

 

CHAVAS: *pulls knife* "Come here you white chicken shit."

 

Then with Buckshot ROberts.

 

DICK: "We got a warrent for you, old man."

 

BUCKSHOT: "I ain't got no business with that war no more, pecker-head son of a bitch"

 

So many quotes...Chissim from pt II "You'll go down Doc, you'll go down indeed, all of ya! Bunch ah Billy Bastards..."

 

Another one from Dirty Steve "Go pet shit with the chickens, Chavas"

 

Sorry to sway from the topic...but not enough Young Gun praise is given on this board.

[Guest Flyboy]

Sorry to sway from the topic...but not enough Young Gun praise is given on this board.

Damn right, there isn't.

 

Young Guns I & II owned.

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Kitano in Battle Royale - Gets riddled with bullets, hes dead, phone rings, he's not dead and answers the phone, eats a cookie and dies)

 

WTF?! Spoiled the whole movie for me!

[Guest Jericholic82]

how about happy gilmore when happy showed the old man the aligators dead and he fell out the window and died lol

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Old man? Boy, that was CHUBS! Show tha respect! Cause Chubs was cool...

 

When the priest lost his head in The Omen I cracked up for the better part of 10 minutes.

 

not overly funny, but when you found out Paul was dead in Sleepaway Camp I poped..."WHoa! She cut his fuckin head off"...then I stood up, raised my hands in the air and giggled.

[Guest Jericholic82]

Old man? Boy, that was CHUBS! Show tha respect! Cause Chubs was cool...

 

When the priest lost his head in The Omen I cracked up for the better part of 10 minutes.

 

not overly funny, but when you found out Paul was dead in Sleepaway Camp I poped..."WHoa! She cut his fuckin head off"...then I stood up, raised my hands in the air and giggled.

hey im sorry, i couldnt recall his name at the time for some reason.

 

did you like chubs cameo in little nicky?

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I don't most people liked anything about Little Nicky, even if it is probably the funniest of Sandler's movies. Most people didn't get it, so they called it "stupid," regardless of the fact that they simply didn't understand the humor.

 

Oh, and the majority of the people that thought Little Nicky wasn't funny thought Scary Movie was hilarious.

[Guest gthureson]

"I'd like to present to you the nicest man in the world....."

 

*cue Henry Winkler's entrance. Wave and smile Henry.*

 

"......covered in BEES!"

 

 

I liked 'Little Nicky'. Then again, I find the absurd to be highly amusing.

[Guest benoitrulz4life]

When the guy on the train gets hit by the helicopter blade in "Broken Arrow".

[Guest RevEvil]

Samuel L Jackson's death in Deep Blue Sea