Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Show #1: Fight It Out Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Kamala pinned Albert with the Air Africa in 0:01:26. Rating: 1/2* Two-out-of-three-Falls Match: Edge beat Test 2 falls to 1: x Edge beat Test via the Edge-a-cution in 0:06:56 x Test beat Edge via the Test Drive in 0:08:29 x Edge beat Test via a spear in 0:09:35 Rating: * 3/4 Strap Match: The Head Hunters defeated The Hardy Boyz in 0:02:45. Rating: * 3/4 Iron Man Match: Kurt Angle drew Chris Jericho: x time limit expired (K. Angle and C. Jericho) in 0:05:00 Rating: * 3/4 Chain Match: Rikishi defeated Hollywood Hogan in 0:01:15. Rating: -* Barbed Wire Board Nail Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Rick Steamboat made Ric Flair submit to a double chickenwing submission in 0:03:42. Rating: *** Coal Miner's Glove Match: Kurrgan pinned Rob Van Dam with the Sidewalk Slam in 0:08:05. Rating: -* 1/2 Ladder Match: Sid Vicious defeated Paul Wight in 0:09:42. Rating: -** 1/4 Ladder Match: The Undertaker defeated Eric Bischoff in 0:26:39. Rating: -** 1/2 [Winner gets a 10 album record deal]: Jesse James pinned P.N. News with the Pumphandle Slam in 0:00:40. Rating: -1/2* Electric Chair Match: Viscera defeated Eddie Guerrero in 0:04:48. Rating: 1/2* Bed of Thumbtacks No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Rico defeated Rey Misterio Jr. in 0:07:17. Rating: ** 1/4 Submission Match: Kane made Billy Gunn submit to a choke lift in 0:29:38. Rating: * [Mud Wrestling Match]: Taipei Death Match: One Man Gang pinned Bam Bam Bigelow with the 747 Splash in 0:02:06. Rating: -3/4* Buried Alive Match: The Ultimate Warrior defeated Roddy Piper in 0:11:29. Rating: -1/4* Handicap-Ladder Match: Kevin Nash defeated Low Ki, Jerry Lynn and A.J. Styles in 0:36:33. Rating: ** Kevin Nash is on his way up. Kevin Nash is half-way up. Kevin Nash is almost on top of the ladder. Kevin Nash is in grabbing distance. Kevin Nash has retrieved the lifetime contract with the WWE. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The winner is Kevin Nash. Time of match: 0:36:25 Meanwhile in the back, David Arquette is hit by a White Hummer Vince Russo pinned Marty Jannetty after an eye poke in 0:00:36. Rating: -** 1/4 They lock up. Marty Jannetty takes Vince Russo down with a German suplex. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Marty Jannetty uses an atomic drop on Vince Russo. Marty Jannetty goes for an atomic drop, but Vince Russo counters it with a backward kick. Vince Russo nails Marty Jannetty with an eye poke. Vince Russo is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Marty Jannetty complains about a fast count. Quite a few boos are audible. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:00:36 Russo and Jannetty have swerved the fans! But then, the Mean Street Posse comes out and challenges them to a Hell in a Cell match! Hell in the Cell Cage Match: Vince Russo and Marty Jannetty defeated The Mean Street Posse when Jannetty pinned Gas with the Showstopper in 0:07:47. Rating: -** 3/4 Ladder Match: Triple H defeated Shawn Michaels in 0:20:00. Rating: *** Show #2- Vince Russo comes out to criticize Flair, Steamboat, HHH and Michaels for their matches on the last show, chiding their matches as 'boring'. Russo has a solution, he will have four special matches for these four men. The matches will be as follows: HHH v. Duke the Dumpster in a Dumpster match HBK v. Marty Jannetty in a 'blindfold' match Ric Flair v. Giant Gonzalez in a ladder match Rick Steamboat v. Zeus Also, he will take on another innovator for the 'Big Gold Belt' Meanwhile, we see Albert WALKING~! in preparation for his tag match with Kamala against the Head Hunters Kamala and Albert defeated The Head Hunters when Kamala made Head Hunter B submit to a bearhug in 0:11:58. Rating: -3/4* Wedding: Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy got married in 0:04:55. Handicap-Towel Match: The Insane Clown Posse defeated Rico when J made Rico submit to a jumping DDT in 0:16:16. Rating: 1/2* Stretcher Match: Chuck Palumbo defeated Rey Misterio Jr. in 0:03:36. Rating: * [Lifetime Contract v. Immunity]: Iron Man Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Kevin Nash beat Test 3 falls to 2: x Nash beat Test via the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:03:38 x Test beat Nash via the Test Drive in 0:07:55 x Nash beat Test via a side suplex in 0:08:33 x Test beat Nash via a big boot in 0:08:44 x Nash beat Test via the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:14:31 x time limit expired (Test and Nash) in 0:15:00 Rating: * Casket Match: The Ultimate Warrior defeated The Undertaker in 0:02:58. Rating: 1/4* Elimination Match: The Oddities (Giant Silva and Kurrgan) and Giant Singh beat A.J. Styles, Jerry Lynn and Low Ki 3 falls to 0: x Singh beat Ki via the Giant bomb in 0:08:42 x Singh beat Lynn via a powerbomb in 0:15:09 x Singh beat Styles via a powerbomb in 0:15:29 Survivors: Kurrgan, Giant Silva, Giant Singh Rating: 1/4* Handicap-Match: X-Pac defeated Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho when X-Pac pinned C. Jericho with the X-Factor in 0:00:08. Rating: * They lock up. X-Pac executes the X-Factor on Chris Jericho. Quite a few boos are audible. X-Pac goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. X-Pac is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The winner is X-Pac. Time of match: 0:00:08 Banana on a Pole Match: Shane McMahon and Stacy Keibler defeated The Mean Street Posse when S. Keibler pinned Rodney with the Spin Wheel Kick in 0:11:33. Rating: -** 1/2 Zeus made Rick Steamboat submit to the Bearhug in 0:04:37. Rick Steamboat suffered a sprained ankle. He will be out for approximately 2 cards. Rating: -* 1/2 Ladder Match: El Gigante defeated Ric Flair in 0:11:39. Rating: DUD Ric Flair is inching his way towards the ropes. Ric Flair escapes from the hold after being trapped for 12 seconds. El Gigante tries to climb the ladder. El Gigante is on his way up. El Gigante is half-way up. El Gigante is almost on top of the ladder. El Gigante is in grabbing distance. El Gigante has retrieved the keys to Ric Flair's car. The crowd is giving El Gigante a standing ovation. The winner is El Gigante. Time of match: 0:11:36 Blindfold match No-Time-Limit-Match: Marty Jannetty pinned Shawn Michaels after a superkick in 0:00:43. Rating: * They lock up. Marty Jannetty goes for a back suplex, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels goes for a vertical suplex, but Marty Jannetty reverses it. Marty Jannetty chops Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels kicks Marty Jannetty. A small "Shawn Michaels" chant is being started. Marty Jannetty takes Shawn Michaels down with a superkick. Marty Jannetty takes Shawn Michaels down with a superkick. Marty Jannetty is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Marty Jannetty is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The winner is Marty Jannetty. Time of match: 0:00:43 Dumpster Match: Triple H defeated Duke Droese in 0:04:55. Rating: 1/2* Stretcher Match: Abdullah the Butcher defeated Ahmed Johnson in 0:41:43. Rating: -**** 1/4 Two-out-of-three-Falls Falls-Count-Anywhere Match for the vacant Big Gold Belt: Vince Russo beat Eric Bischoff 2 falls to 1: x Bischoff beat Russo via the Fed-Ex-ecution in 0:02:46 x Russo beat Bischoff via the Crash TV in 0:12:21 x Russo beat Bischoff via a small package in 0:18:04 Rating: -*** 3/4 (Vince Russo won the Big Gold Belt.) More to come! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted October 7, 2002 Oh, PLEASE keep this coming. that was awesome! El Gigante has retrieved the keys to Ric Flair's car. Kevin Nash has retrieved the lifetime contract with the WWE. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. ROFLMAO~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2002 Show #3- Vince Russo comes out and declares the newest men to be punished. All for being in the best matches of the night. They are Chuck, Rey, HBK, Marty, Nash, Test, X-Pac, Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho. Russo has decided to spare Marty, Nash and X-Pac because they obviously were not trying to have a wrestling match. But, the rest will be punished. It goes like this. Chuck Palumbo will take on Billy Gunn in BRAWL FOR ALL! Rey Mysterio Jr will face Viscera in a Table match Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho will face Triple H Test will take on David Flair in a Grill match, where the winner has to put his opponent on a hot grill. Newly declared Shawn Michaels will take on The Abortionist in a 'Fetus on a hook' Ladder match. If Michaels wins, he will be able to carry the Fetus to it's birth, if the Abortionist wins, off to the dumpster it goes. Also in rewards, Kevin Nash will face El Gigante in a Car Match. To win, you have to stuff your opponent in a car and drive off. The car provided is Ric Flair's. Marty Jannetty and X-Pac will take on a mystery team for the 'Tag Team Wrestling Sucks' Tag Team titles. Head Hunter B announces he turned on his brother because he always screwed up the colors of the Dominican Flag. He says that he can at least trust Kamala, who speaks as much English as him. Kamala and Head Hunter B defeated Head Hunter A and Albert when Head Hunter B pinned Albert after a legdrop in 0:00:47. Rating: -* 1/2 After the match, Kamala turns on Head Hunter B and sides with Head Hunter A. 25,000 Volt Exploding Wooden Board Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Dave Sullivan made Ahmed Johnson submit to the Inverted Bearhug in 0:06:12. Rating: -* 3/4 After the match, Bradshaw ran down to the ring and hit Dave Sullivan with a Clothesline from hell, before putting him in an Inverted Bearhug while asking Sullivan who his daddy was. Table Match: Viscera defeated Rey Misterio Jr. by putting him through a table in 0:01:14. Rating: DUD After the match, Evil Satanic Undertaker kidnapped Rey, before noticing Rey already had the scary contacts needed for the Ministry. He declared "Rey is already too evil, we must find a new evil man for the new Ministry". Grill Match: Test defeated David Flair in 0:00:49. Rating: -* 1/2 After the match, Test was attacked by Tommy Lee. Tommy declared "You left me. You left Motley Crue. Now, I must give you herpes" before frenching Test. Security hopefully stopped the transmission from Tommy to Test. Brawl For All: Chuck Palumbo defeated Billy Gunn via first-round technical knockout at the 01:50 mark. After the match, a masked Hoss gave Chuck Palumbo a backdrop driver. Chuck Palumbo suffered a neck injury. He will be out for approximately 12 cards. Vince Russo declares that a guy on the net has decided to marry Lita, and since it pops ratings, he'll let him. Wedding: Rob E. Dangerously and Lita's wedding was canceled when Lita bailed out in 0:02:27. Rob E. declares that he must find a way to marry himself to Lita, so he can finally stuff Lita's mouth with his lovegun. [Marriage Consumation Match, winners get to.. uh.. you know]: The Hardy Boyz defeated Lodi and Lenny Lane when M. Hardy pinned Lane after a DDT in 0:06:27. Rating: DUD After the match, Randy Savage showed up for no reason, giving Jeff Hardy an elbowdrop, which punctured both his lungs. Matt Hardy decided to just randomly try to turn heel again. Vince Russo declares he has two super-mystery main events, and one involves him Flaming Casket Match: The Undertaker defeated Kane in 0:12:42. Rating: * 3/4 During the match, Paul Bearer attacked both men, declaring that Kane wasn't the Undertaker's brother, but the true brother of the Undertaker was on his way to being revealed. Match with Special Referee Oklahoma: Bull Buchanan and Randy Orton defeated Rob Van Dam and Kurrgan when R. Orton pinned Van Dam with the Leg Swinging Neckbreaker in 0:11:42. Rating: -3/4* Rob Van Dam runs into the ropes. Hoss the Ultimate Hoss hits Rob Van Dam in the back with a chair. Oklahoma threatens Bull Buchanan and Randy Orton with disqualification. Randy Orton executes the Leg Swinging Neckbreaker on Rob Van Dam. Oklahoma counts: One, two, three. Who is the Ultimate Hoss? Randy Orton was too injured to tell us. I figure it isn't him. Sid declares this will be the match to settle his feud with the Big Show. Submission Match: Paul Wight made Sid Vicious submit to a headlock in 0:01:47. Rating: -** 1/2 Sid and the Big Show shook hands after the match and decided to randomly unite so they can make more matches suck than ever. Vince Russo revealed that HHH v. Kurt and Chris was a swerve, instead.. Kurt takes on Ricky Steamboat, who has an injured ankle. Kurt Angle made Rick Steamboat submit to an ankle lock in 0:00:45. Rating: * After the match, Vince announced this last swerve was a swerve, and Kurt would be taking on HHH with Jericho. Handicap-Two-out-of-three-Falls Match: Triple H beat Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho 2 falls to 0: x HHH beat C. Jericho via the Pedigree in 0:00:16 x HHH beat K. Angle via the Pedigree in 0:01:41 Rating: * They lock up. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Chris Jericho. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Triple H goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The crowd is booing Triple H. The winner is Triple H. Time of match: 0:00:16 Triple H executes the Pedigree on Kurt Angle. Triple H goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Triple H is starting to get more cheers than boos. The winner is Triple H. Time of match: 0:01:41 Vince Russo revealed his new punishment to Ric Flair, a cane match with the Warrior. Singapore Cane Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: The Ultimate Warrior and Ric Flair battled to a draw in 0:30:00. Rating: * 3/4 Russo then declared the preceding match to have 'sucked' and says he will punish both men for going over three minutes on the next show. Car Match: Kevin Nash defeated El Gigante in 0:36:07. Rating: -***** Kevin Nash charges in with a clothesline. Kevin Nash tries to put El Gigante in Ric Flair's car. Kevin Nash stuffs El Gigante in Ric Flair's car. Kevin Nash closes the car. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. The winner is Kevin Nash. Time of match: 0:36:05 Nash drives off in Ric Flair's car.. well.. actually, the car stalls. Then X-Pac and Marty Jannetty comes out with a lawnmower and jumper cables to give the car some juice. While X-Pacetty was out, Russo announced their opponents for their match. Their opponents: Augusto Romano of Bogota and Vic Key Grimes of California, aka the drug dealers of Marty and X-Pac. Augusto Romano and Vic Grimes defeated Marty Jannetty and X-Pac when Romano made X-Pac submit to an airplane spin in 0:02:16. Rating: ** Vic Grimes overdoses X-Pac on Flintstone vitamins. Augusto Romano catches X-Pac in an airplane spin. X-Pac tries to fight the pain. X-Pac summons one last burst of energy. Danny Davis asks X-Pac if he's had enough. X-Pac shakes his head. Danny Davis asks X-Pac if he's still there. X-Pac doesn't respond. Danny Davis stops the fight after 40 seconds. Augusto Romano acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The winners are Augusto Romano and Vic Grimes. Time of match: 0:02:16 Vince Russo, angry at the good match, punishes Romano and Grimes by having the FBI arrest them. Russo then strips of them of their titles. And now.. in it's full glory.. Shawn Michaels v. The Abortionist! This contest is a ladder-no-DQ-no-countout-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Fighting out of Planned Parenthood... Weighing in at 265 pounds... The Abortionist His opponent... Fighting out of San Antonio, Texas... Weighing in at 234 pounds... "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels They lock up. Shawn Michaels whips The Abortionist into the ropes. The Abortionist nails Shawn Michaels with an ax kick. The Abortionist runs into the ropes. The Abortionist misses with a shoulderblock. Shawn Michaels uses a bodyslam on The Abortionist. Shawn Michaels goes for a flying elbowdrop, but The Abortionist rolls out of the way. The Abortionist hits a side suplex on Shawn Michaels. The Abortionist works the crowd. Quite a few boos are audible. The Abortionist uses a side suplex on Shawn Michaels. The Abortionist goes for an abdominal stretch, but Shawn Michaels reverses it. The Abortionist escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds. Shawn Michaels executes a forearm smash on The Abortionist. Shawn Michaels goes for a German suplex, but The Abortionist counters it with a go-behind. The Abortionist tries to climb the ladder. The Abortionist is on his way up. Shawn Michaels pulls him back down. Shawn Michaels nails The Abortionist with a dropkick. Shawn Michaels hits a headlock takedown on The Abortionist. Shawn Michaels gets an armbar submission on The Abortionist. The Abortionist tries to escape the hold. The Abortionist escapes from the hold after being trapped for 14 seconds. Shawn Michaels tries to climb the ladder. Shawn Michaels is on his way up. The Abortionist knocks over the ladder with a dropkick. The Abortionist throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring. The Abortionist goes through the ropes. The Abortionist knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringsteps. The Abortionist whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. Shawn Michaels is busted wide open. The Abortionist knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringsteps. The Abortionist is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The Abortionist whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. The Abortionist hits Shawn Michaels with a brain buster. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Abortionist knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringpost. The Abortionist whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. The Abortionist works the crowd. Quite a few boos are audible. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Abortionist knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringpost. The Abortionist takes Shawn Michaels down with a left hook. The Abortionist is handed a small sword. The Abortionist hits him with the small sword. The Abortionist is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The Abortionist stabs him with a small sword. The Abortionist grabs a chair. The Abortionist sets up the chair. The Abortionist goes for a Soviet suplex, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels uses a German suplex on The Abortionist. Shawn Michaels knocks The Abortionist into the ringpost. Shawn Michaels executes a punch on The Abortionist. The Abortionist is busted wide open. Shawn Michaels whips The Abortionist into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Shawn Michaels hits The Abortionist with an inverted atomic drop. Shawn Michaels whips The Abortionist into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Shawn Michaels nails The Abortionist with a punch. Shawn Michaels goes for an armdrag takedown, but The Abortionist blocks it. The Abortionist sets up a table. The Abortionist sets up Shawn Michaels on the table. The Abortionist executes the Alley Way Special through the table. The table is broken in half. The Abortionist whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. The Abortionist takes Shawn Michaels down with an ax kick. The Abortionist whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. The Abortionist goes for an ax kick, but Shawn Michaels blocks it Shawn Michaels knocks The Abortionist into the ringpost. There are lots of chants for Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels reenters the ring. The Abortionist follows him back in. Shawn Michaels whips The Abortionist into the turnbuckle. Shawn Michaels runs shoulder-first into the corner. Shawn Michaels executes the Superkick on The Abortionist. The crowd is going crazy. Shawn Michaels goes for a punch, but The Abortionist reverses it. Shawn Michaels is bleeding like hell. The Abortionist executes the Alley Way Special on Shawn Michaels. The crowd is booing The Abortionist. The Abortionist uses an ax kick on Shawn Michaels. The Abortionist whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. The Abortionist executes a Samoan Drop on Shawn Michaels. The Abortionist works the crowd. The crowd is booing The Abortionist. The Abortionist throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring. The Abortionist goes through the ropes. The Abortionist whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. The Abortionist is handed a chain. The Abortionist hits him with the chain. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. The Abortionist nails Shawn Michaels with a Samoan Drop. The Abortionist knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringpost. The Abortionist uses a stomachbreaker on Shawn Michaels. The Abortionist whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. The Abortionist whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. The Abortionist whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. The Abortionist grabs a chair. The Abortionist takes a running start and springs off the chair. The Abortionist nails Shawn Michaels with a dropkick. The Abortionist knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringsteps. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Shawn Michaels takes The Abortionist down with a kick to the midsection. Shawn Michaels throws The Abortionist back into the ring. Shawn Michaels uses a back suplex on The Abortionist. Shawn Michaels uses a dropkick on The Abortionist. Shawn Michaels sets the ladder back up. Shawn Michaels tries to climb the ladder. Shawn Michaels is on his way up. Shawn Michaels is half-way up. Shawn Michaels is almost on top of the ladder. Shawn Michaels is in grabbing distance. Shawn Michaels dives for the fetus, but he misses. The Abortionist uses a side suplex on Shawn Michaels. The Abortionist whips Shawn Michaels into the turnbuckle. The Abortionist charges into the corner, but Shawn Michaels moves out of the way. Shawn Michaels throws The Abortionist out of the ring. Shawn Michaels goes through the ropes. Shawn Michaels nails The Abortionist with an armdrag takedown. Shawn Michaels throws The Abortionist back into the ring. Shawn Michaels whips The Abortionist into the turnbuckle. Shawn Michaels chops The Abortionist. The crowd is going crazy. Shawn Michaels kicks The Abortionist. The crowd is behind Shawn Michaels all the way. The Abortionist executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Shawn Michaels. A fan at ringside badmouths The Abortionist. The Abortionist runs into the ropes. Shawn Michaels executes a bodyslam on The Abortionist. Shawn Michaels takes The Abortionist down with a flying elbowdrop. The chants for Shawn Michaels are deafening. Shawn Michaels executes the Superkick on The Abortionist. The crowd is behind Shawn Michaels all the way. Shawn Michaels tries to climb the ladder. Shawn Michaels is on his way up. Shawn Michaels is half-way up. Shawn Michaels is almost on top of the ladder. Shawn Michaels is in grabbing distance. The Abortionist knocks over the ladder with a shove. The Abortionist gives the sign for the Alley Way Special. The Abortionist executes the Alley Way Special on Shawn Michaels. The Abortionist is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The Abortionist sets the ladder back up. The Abortionist tries to climb the ladder. The Abortionist is on his way up. The Abortionist is half-way up. The Abortionist is almost on top of the ladder. The Abortionist is in grabbing distance. The Abortionist dives for the fetus, but he misses. Shawn Michaels is bleeding like hell. Shawn Michaels nails The Abortionist with a flying dropkick. The chants for Shawn Michaels are deafening. Shawn Michaels tries to climb the ladder. Shawn Michaels is on his way up. Shawn Michaels is half-way up. Shawn Michaels is almost on top of the ladder. Shawn Michaels is in grabbing distance. Shawn Michaels has retrieved the fetus. The chants for Shawn Michaels are deafening. The winner is Shawn Michaels. Time of match: 0:11:09 No-Countout-No-DQ-Ladder Match Shawn Michaels defeated The Abortionist in 0:11:12. Rating: * 1/4 Then, Trish Stratus runs out in anger and declares "HANDS OFF MY BODY", causing Shawn to take his hands off her boobs. Trish declares it's wrong for HBK to win that match, instead, that fetus should go with the Abortionist, who can use Canada's medical system to take care of it. Trish hits HBK low and tosses the fetus to the Abortionist, normally this would cause boos, but this is Trish, and it gets cheered. Kevin Nash reveals that he just had sex in Ric Flair's car with Chae. Flair then runs out in anger, only to run into the front of his car. Then, we see David Arquette, who is hit once again by the White Hummer. WHO IS IN THE HUMMER?!?! The swerve main event is Edge v. Brock Lesnar. Blindfold Match: Edge pinned Brock Lesnar after a spear in 0:03:35. Rating: 1/2* Brock Lesnar goes for a running power bomb, but Edge counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, shoulder up. Edge hits a spear on Brock Lesnar. Edge is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is booing Edge. The winner is Edge. Time of match: 0:03:35 Paul Heyman then taunts Edge by revealing Edge's true father as Hulk Hogan. Edge breaks down in tears at this relevation. and our main event.. This contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the Big Gold Belt. Introducing first... Fighting out of Memphis, Tennessee... Weighing in at 240 pounds... "The King of Memphis" Jerry Lawler His opponent... Led to the ring by Ed Ferrara... Fighting out of Long Island... Weighing in at 180 pounds... The holder of the Big Gold Belt... "Vinnie Roo" Vince Russo They lock up. Vince Russo goes for a clawhold, but Jerry Lawler blocks it. Jerry Lawler hits an atomic drop on Vince Russo. Jerry Lawler gets a sleeperhold on Vince Russo. Vince Russo is valiantly trying to break the hold. Vince Russo is struggling to reach the ropes. Vince Russo tries to escape the hold. Vince Russo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Jerry Lawler goes for an atomic drop, but Vince Russo counters it with a backward kick. Jerry Lawler throws Vince Russo out of the ring. Jerry Lawler goes through the ropes. Jerry Lawler is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Jerry Lawler whips Vince Russo into the guardrail. Jerry Lawler uses a piledriver on Vince Russo. James Beard counts: 1. Jerry Lawler knocks Vince Russo into the ringpost. Jerry Lawler is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Jerry Lawler knocks Vince Russo into the ringsteps. Jerry Lawler whips Vince Russo into the guardrail. Jerry Lawler uses a back suplex on Vince Russo. James Beard counts: 2.Jerry Lawler reenters the ring. Vince Russo follows him back in. Jerry Lawler hits a side suplex on Vince Russo. Jerry Lawler goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Vince Russo blocks it. Vince Russo hits Jerry Lawler with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Vince Russo is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Vince Russo throws Jerry Lawler out of the ring. James Beard counts: one, Jerry Lawler reenters the ring. Vince Russo takes Jerry Lawler down with an ax kick. Vince Russo executes the Crash TV on Jerry Lawler. A portion of the crowd is cheering Vince Russo. Vince Russo goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kitty the 15 year old girl comes to ringside. Vince Russo goes for a cobra clutch, but Jerry Lawler blocks it. Jerry Lawler goes for an abdominal stretch, but Vince Russo counters it with a facerake. Jerry Lawler begs off. Vince Russo goes for an armbreaker, but Jerry Lawler counters it with a facerake . Jerry Lawler goes for a sleeperhold, but Vince Russo blocks it. Jerry Lawler begs off. Vince Russo goes for an ax kick, but Jerry Lawler ducks out of the way. Kitty the 15 year old girl throws Vince Russo brass knuckles. Vince Russo hits Jerry Lawler with it and goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is cheering Vince Russo. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:03:50 That 15 year old girl just turned on Jerry Lawler! Vince Russo pinned Jerry Lawler after hitting him with brass knuckles in 0:03:50. Rating: -1/2* (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) Russo gets a mic and then makes shoot comments about Lawler's tastes in women. Then, we see the White Hummer come out though the crowd, running down the crowd. It gets to the guardrail as Russo demands to know who is in the hummer. The door opens and it is.. ... ... ... LA PARKA! La Parka runs out of the car and hits Russo with his chair, but then.. Jerry Lawler swerves us all by hitting La Parka with brass knux before french kissing Kitty. We fade to black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted October 7, 2002 OMG! Another great show. Loved the Fetus match, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted October 7, 2002 How? What? Where did all this come from? S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted October 7, 2002 Nash drives off in Ric Flair's car.. well.. actually, the car stalls. Then X-Pac and Marty Jannetty comes out with a lawnmower and jumper cables to give the car some juice. Newly declared Shawn Michaels will take on The Abortionist in a 'Fetus on a hook' Ladder match. If Michaels wins, he will be able to carry the Fetus to it's birth, if the Abortionist wins, off to the dumpster it goes. Gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted October 8, 2002 The Oddities (Giant Silva and Kurrgan) and Giant Singh beat A.J. Styles, Jerry Lynn and Low Ki 3 falls to 0: x Singh beat Ki via the Giant bomb in 0:08:42 x Singh beat Lynn via a powerbomb in 0:15:09 x Singh beat Styles via a powerbomb in 0:15:29 Survivors: Kurrgan, Giant Silva, Giant Singh Rating: 1/4* Handicap-Match: X-Pac defeated Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho when X-Pac pinned C. Jericho with the X-Factor in 0:00:08. Rating: * They lock up. X-Pac executes the X-Factor on Chris Jericho. Quite a few boos are audible. X-Pac goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. X-Pac is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The winner is X-Pac. Time of match: 0:00:08 Zeus made Rick Steamboat submit to the Bearhug in 0:04:37. Rick Steamboat suffered a sprained ankle. He will be out for approximately 2 cards. Rating: -* 1/2 Ladder Match: El Gigante defeated Ric Flair in 0:11:39. Rating: DUD The winner is El Gigante. Time of match: 0:11:36 Stretcher Match: Abdullah the Butcher defeated Ahmed Johnson in 0:41:43. Rating: -**** 1/4 Two-out-of-three-Falls Falls-Count-Anywhere Match for the vacant Big Gold Belt: Vince Russo beat Eric Bischoff 2 falls to 1: x Bischoff beat Russo via the Fed-Ex-ecution in 0:02:46 x Russo beat Bischoff via the Crash TV in 0:12:21 x Russo beat Bischoff via a small package in 0:18:04 Rating: -*** 3/4 (Vince Russo won the Big Gold Belt.) AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Abby vs. Ahmed gets 42 minutes... that should be called a "Try to make the fans gouge out their own eyeballs match". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
