I'm gonna have an awesome christmas!

[Guest O.J. Hart]

I just found out today that from december 7-14, my family will be spending "christma" together at Walt Disney World. My aunts, uncles, cousins, mom, dad, and i are going to be spending those 7 days at the Port Orleans Riverfront resort at Walt Disney World. On the night before we go, which is Friday December 6, my relatives who are going will be staying at my house, and the next morning, we'll all drive to the airport and then will have the 2 hour flight to Orlando Florida. I can't wait because I never spend Christmas with my cousins, but technically I'm still not spending christmas with them.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

The only mildly interesting thing about this is that December 6th is part of it. Now, if you were going to be left in charge of the house yourself, I'd continue to push for the continuation of this.

 

Unfortunately, I must withdraw my OJ Hart markdom, because he hasn't entertained me since he didn't give a payoff to the Seventh Grader story.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest BifEverchad]

I just found out today that from december 7-14, my family will be spending "christma" together at Walt Disney World. My aunts, uncles, cousins, mom, dad, and i are going to be spending those 7 days at the Port Orleans Riverfront resort at Walt Disney World. On the night before we go, which is Friday December 6, my relatives who are going will be staying at my house, and the next morning, we'll all drive to the airport and then will have the 2 hour flight to Orlando Florida. I can't wait because I never spend Christmas with my cousins, but technically I'm still not spending christmas with them.

Sounds like Home Alone 5: OJ Goes Wild!

 

[Guest O.J. Hart]

Sounds like Home Alone 4: OJ Goes Wild!

 

HAHA, good one!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

What's so important about December 6? Is that some apocalypse New Testament thing?

[Guest Flyboy]

And here I thought you were getting some for Christmas.

[Guest Marshall]

Are you going to have sex with children, you stud.

[Guest O.J. Hart]

No, I'm sure I'll meet some hot girls down there to do it with though.

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Damn, you're lucky to be going to Disney World. I still haven't went there believe it or not. Well, have a blast spending Christmas with your family and relatives.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Check my profile to see why December 6th is so freaking special.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

I'm not looking, but I'm guessing it's your birthday.

[Guest O.J. Hart]

Oh, I checked it, I'll make sure to wish you a happy birthday then. And happy early b-day man!!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Check my profile to see why December 6th is so freaking special.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

'83? It's all about 1984! Why else would there be a book AND a Van Halen album named after that year?

[Guest Leena]

Boring story.

 

Awww, Pat's growing up!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

1983 owns 1984's candy ass. Even though my car is a 1984 model, I know it was made in 1983, so backdafuckup!

 

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Marshall]

I hope Santa brings you lots of STDs, OJ.

 

You should put condoms on your Christmas wishlist.

[Guest O.J. Hart]

I hope Santa brings you lots of STDs, OJ.

 

You should put condoms on your Christmas wishlist.

fuck off

[Guest Marshall]

I hope Santa brings you lots of STDs, OJ.

 

You should put condoms on your Christmas wishlist.

fuck off

Now, thats a comeback.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, please, a round of applause for Mr O.J. Hart.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

hey hey hey, let the guy who bragged about fucking a seventh grader(borderline rape in most states) be. Put all flames in the flaming folder.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

1983 owns 1984's candy ass. Even though my car is a 1984 model, I know it was made in 1983, so backdafuckup!

 

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

C'mon... name ONE thing cool or important from 1983 besides the future leader of the State of America being born?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

BLACK MANTA~! was built.

 

Next question please.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest treble charged]

I'm going to have to back Kotz here. 1983 is a much better year than 1984.

[Guest Flyboy]

I'm going to go with 1984 simply because it was closer to the year when everyone's God was born. Which was 1988 in case you were wondering.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I was born in late '83.

 

On that fact alone, '84 gets the nod.

[Guest Marshall]

198 motherhumpin' 2! Now that was a year. I only saw the second half, but I hear good things about the first half.

[Guest Kinetic]

I was born in early '83. Hence, everybody's favorite gimmick poster in mothballs, Metal Ed, was also born in 1983. So clearly, despite the Orwell novel and the Van Halen album, 1983 owns 1984.

[Guest bob_barron]

1984 rules!!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

BLACK MANTA~! was built.

 

Next question please.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Bah, there's still no concrete proof the Black Manta even exists, much less when it was built. Err, unless you're in on some military intelligence I don't know about...

[Guest Flyboy]

Err, unless you're in on some military intelligence I don't know about...

Let's go ask Marney!

 

First one there gets to eat... urm... pizza!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Err, unless you're in on some military intelligence I don't know about...

Let's go ask Marney!

 

First one there gets to eat... urm... pizza!

Somehow I don't think Marney'd gain any brownie points at her job by giving away secrets like that (is it even a secret? I have no idea) and then moving out of the country, even if the two were completely unrelated.

 

On that note, though, I WOULD like some pizza...