OAOAST IntenselyHeldDOWN~! 10/7/02

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

A graphic appears on-screen… “Earlier Today”

 

Mike Tenay voice-over: “Fans, the OaOasT Board of Directors met this morning with some shocking accusations sent across the table between many of the OaOasT superstars. Tensions are mounting as we get closer to Doomsday, and it seems that everyone suspects everyone of the “big setup.” Here’s what happened just a few hours ago…”

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A door is shown labeled "OaOast Board of Directors". We ENTER the room and see the Chairman of the OaOast Board of Directors, "Cowboy" Bill Watts sitting in a table surround by the other board members, OaOast Comissioner, Big Poppa Popick, and former President of Talent Relations, Tony "The Body".

 

BILL WATTS

Good evening. Now that the OaOast has gone public on Wall Street, we've decided to open up what is normally a private meeting with the board. In my opinion, better results will happen due to the board settling any problems live on worldwide television.

 

With that said -- Tony "The Body", we have asked you to appear today due to a recent letter I personally received. This letter states, and I quote: "Watts, you better watch out. Something HUGE is going down right in front of your old, baggy, ugly cowboy face. I'm putting the entire OaOast on notice. Get out of our way or be destroyed."

 

Tony, I know we haven't gotten along. And I know you're still upset over the fact I took your job and thought you were abusing your powers.

 

Tony looks at Watts with an upset look on his face.

 

TONY "THE BODY"

You damn right.

 

BILL WATTS

The note we received used words in ways you only do.

 

Tony looks PISSED.

 

TONY "THE BODY"

You're shittin' me, right? You think I sent the letter, don't you?

 

BILL WATTS

I...

 

TONY "THE BODY"

Yes or no, you bastard!

 

BILL WATTS

Yes.

 

TONY "THE BODY"

Great. Just great. Let me tell you something, Watts. I busted my ass trying to make the OaOast the best thing going in the world! If you think somebody in the Board sent you that letter -- maybe you're right. However, I would bet the house that I didnt send that. There's only one person who has the most to gain from seeing me & you tear the shit out of each other -- that's our very own Commissioner, Big Poppa Popick.

 

BPP looks SHOCKED.

 

TONY "THE BODY"

Think about it. Who let the SCW wrestlers in here? Popick. Who turned his back on two of his best friends? Popick.

 

Bottom line Watts, if we're out of the way, BPP is next in line to get full control of the company.

 

BILL WATTS

Mr. Popick?

 

BIG POPPA POPICK

I have nothing to say besides I didn't send it.

 

BPP stands up and walks right over towards Tony. Both men are face-to-face.

 

BIG POPPA POPICK

You happy now?

 

BPP walks away.

 

TONY "THE BODY"

(Whispers under breath)

Something's going down, Popick. Something huge.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Mike Tenay: Fans, let’s hope that’s the last bit of disturbing news we get today. In the meantime, we’re opening up IZHD with a 6 man tag team match. These men all have issues going into Doomsday, and that means we’re up for a slobber-knocker tonight.

 

(We cut to A shot in the back of Naz/Greenmist in their locker-room. GM is taping up his fists while Naz is sitting down drinking a bottle of water.)

 

Naz: Pretty busy night tonight, eh? There's the 6-man tag, the battle royal, and then you have that USTV tournament match. Well, it looks like we won't be up for any action tonight.... well, of course I'll be, I'm too much of a man to go to waste. You Japanese guys though.... women don't exactly look forward to that....

 

(GM isn't really paying attention.)

 

Naz: Hey man, you listening?

 

(GM looks up for a moment, nods, and then looks back down.)

 

Naz: You don't talk very much either. What's the matter? You really did need Arthur to speak, didn't you?

 

(GM smirks and begins taping his other fist.)

 

Naz: Yeah and what about those OAOMEF guys? First, they have Thunderkid and Reject become their champs and then we have to defend against Jingus and Eskimo at Doomsday....

 

(GM finally puts the tape down.)

 

GM: Convincing speakers with false promises are always bait for the weak-minded. Eskimo says he will deliver things that the OAOAST doesn't have. Thunderkid and Reject felt left out, like they weren't getting the attention they deserve. You know something? I felt that same way when I first arrived. I had a talking puppet and a goofy mask...

 

Naz: Ahem.....

 

GM: Well, either way, I was a joke and I got my ass kicked and I hated being here. I was pointing fingers at bookers, I was pointing fingers at other guys, and I was pointing fingers at everyone but one person...myself. When I stopped blaming others for what I was doing wrong, it all came together for me. The OAOMEF guys don't have it in them to do that. So, they continue to be bitter and blame others. Reaching a goal that you haven't worked for has no meaning. Until they realize that, they will continue to look like fools next to the guys who work hard and push themselves. Naz, we've chosen our path. We are in this together. No one is carrying us around. If we crash and burn, it's our own fault. But, these belts say we are at the top of the mountain and they say they we did it on our own.

 

Naz: ....That was awfully extravagant as opposed to the simplicity of mine.

 

GM: Yes, well, when you don't speak often, you have to make it count.

 

(GM returns to taping his fists.)

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

6-Man Tag

 

Naz Mistry, Green Mist & Big Poppa Popick

vs

Mystery Eskimo, JINGUS & Angle-Plex

 

'Chop Suey' plays as NM & GM walk to the ring, holding up their OAOAST Tag Titles to a decent pop.

 

'Sweetness' starts up and OAOAST USTV champion BPP strolls out, high fiving rapid OAOAST fans! He faces Angle-Plex for the USTV title at Doomsday. Those two men have fought many times before...how will this match affect each man's preparation?

 

The OAOAST stars stand confidently in the ring, awaiting their OAOMEF opponents.

 

The arena lites dim and a spotlight falls onto Angle-plex as he enters to the sound of 'Smack my bitch up'. AP struts to the ring. Last week on OAOMEF Breakout, BPP invaded the show and cost AP the OAOMEF version of the USTV title...can AP take revenge at Doomsday by capturing BPP's title?

 

The lights stay low as Verdi's 'Requiem' fills the arena. JINGUS walks down to the ring through flashes of blinding white light.

JINGUS joins AP waiting at the end of the entrance way.

 

Finally, the lights go up and the grooves of 'Ice Ice Baby' play as Eskimo appears, again without sledge or Derek. Eskimo holds up the OAOMEF big gold belt and points to it as his icy white pyros erupt. In just a few days Eskimo faces AP for that title. Meanwhile, at Doomsday, ME and JINGUS face GM & GN for the OAOAST tag titles.

 

Eskimo walks down to join his OAOMEF team mates. He shakes hands with JINGUS and offers his hand to AP, who after a moments hesitation, takes it. All three men jump into the ring, only to have GM,GN and BPP leap onto the attack! The OAOAST stars sends ME, JINGUS and AP to the mat and begin to stomp away. GM and GN bounce Eskimo off the ropes and nail him with a double clothesline. BPP tries to set AP for a Synchronicity Bomb but JINGUS grabs him and clubs him to the ground. The referee scuttles around the ring, trying to set up some order, and eventually the ring clears to leave AP and GM as the starting men. The bell rings.

 

AP throws a wild right hand, which GM ducks. AP tries again, but Mist evades him a second time. Frustrated, AP charges, but GM stands his ground and from near point blank range delivers a stunning drop kick to the jaw of Plex! GM covers but AP kicks out at 2. GM drags AP to the OAOAST corner and tags in Big Poppa Popick! BPP grins and goes to work on his long-term enemy AP, with chops that echo through the arena. BPP whips AP off the ropes and nails him with a spin kick. BPP again looks for the Synchronicity Bomb, and has AP in the full nelson when Eskimo leaps into the ring and drop kicks the legs of BPP out from under him. BPP collapses onto the mat as the ref shoves Eskimo out. AP hits BPP with a suplex and tags in JINGUS.

 

The monster gives BPP a scoopslam and a shoulder breaker, before walking over to the OAOAST corner and staring down GM & GN, who he meets at Doomsday. GM & GN glare back, but JINGUS takes their heads in his massive hands and smashes them together. The tag team champs fall off the apron and JINGUS grins a terrible grin, only to turn into a dropkick from BPP! The kick staggers JINGUS a little but he dosn't go down. BPP nails JINGUS with a stiff clothesline but JINGUS growls and no-sells. BPP shrugs and goes for that standard move against the monster, the kick in the balls, but JINGUS has learnt from weeks and weeks off this tactic, and kicks BPP's standing leg away! BPP falls to the mat and JINGUS tags in Eskimo. ME goes straight onto the attack and hits BPP with a KillerWhalePlex that gets 2. Eskimo throws BPP into the OAOMEF corner and starts to argue with the ref, allowing JINGUS and AP to choke out Popick!

 

Eskimo returns to BPP and hits a pair of german suplexs. ME stomps on BPP and goes up top, signalling for the Flying Icicle HeadButt! But as ME leaps off the top rope, BPP somehow leaps up and dropkicks ME in the HEAD~! as he comes down! Eskimo hits the mat and looks to be out cold. BPP goes for the cover...1...2..JINGUS just walks in and pulls BPP off Eskimo. BPP fires a series of punches at JINGUS, who actually SELLS~! and almost goes down. Popick then manages to clothesline JINGUS over the top rope to the floor! BPP grins and beckons to AP, who vaults into the ring. The referee tries to push AP out, but now GM and GN are in too. Mist and Naz help BPP in a triple teaming of AP. GM nails him with the handspring elbow and just as Plex hits the mat Naz hits a springboard legdrop onto his neck! BPP covers Plex but the ref points to the still prone Eskimo, the legal man for team OAOMEF! Popick picks up Eskimo and pulls him up into a verital suplex, attempting a Fallen Angel, but JINGUS leaps in again and holds onto ME, preventing BPP from completing the move. GM and GN both clip the legs of JINGUS, who lets go of Eskimo. Unbalanced, BPP stumbles and Eskimo falls on top of him, grabbing a handful of tights!...1...2..NO! BPP kicks out somehow!

 

JINGUS has been dropped to his knees, and GM hits him with the Kick of Death to the head! JINGUS goes down and GM & GN celebrate, but AP is back up! GN leaps onto the shoulders of AP, attempting a hurracanrana, but AP shifts his weight and is able to throw GN forwards onto GM! Both men fall out of the ring.

Eskimo and BPP pull themselves up too and start exchanging blows. Plex rushes over and he and Eskimo beat down Popick. AP holds BPP for Eskimo to hit him and Eskimo launes a PENGUIN KICK, but SHOCKINGLY~! BPP ducks and Eskimo hits AP! Eskimo checks on AP, but BPP spins him round and nails Eskimo with the Fallen Angel! Cover on ME, 1..2..JINGUS leaps into the ring...3! Too late!

 

JINGUS pulls Popick up anyway and gives him a clawslam! GM & GN are back in though and nail JINGUS with a pair of boots to the balls! JINGUS crumbles to the mat. AP pulls himself up, and uses the ring bell to knock out GM and GN! AP's music hits as he stomps on BPP...and then Eskimo. AP picks up the OAOAST USTV title, the OAOMEF world title and even the OAOAST tag titles and leaves the ring with them, belts in each hand and over each shoulder. The men in the ring start to stir, and there are looks of mixed hate and pain from Popick and Eskimo. What does this mean for Doomsday and the future of the OAOMEF?

 

Mike Tenay: We’ll be back after this commercial break!

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[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Mike Tenay - "We're back on IZHD, buy my..."

 

Thankfully, "Hate Me Now (Heavy Impact remix)" by Nas starts up and cuts off the fat bastard, white strobes blinding the arena as the one, the only, the Amazin' one himself Mike Van Siclen steps onto the ramp! The crowd erupts for the blonde as he walks down the entrance ramp, sliding into the ring and beckoning to the ring official for a mic, receiving one as he motions for the crowd to quiet down.

 

(Mike) - "Tonight, for you people, is the beginning. Tonight is the beginning of an era... the era of Amazin'... the era of charisma, amazingly high charisma, because tonight, you people get to watch me, the one and only, the Amazin' one himself... Mike Van Siclen, will become the number one contender to your OAOAST World title! And then... then, I will take my free and face whoever wins at Doomsday. I hope its you thought CWM, and you know why? I'll call on the power of Eddie Vedder and go Jeremy on his Nirvana-loving ass. Because no, Cobain was not murdered, he killed himself to take even more attention away from Pearl Jam. And no, Cobain... there's no running. Because after I defeat Zack Malibu... you will have NOTHING to do... but wait, and cower like the bitch you are... because Mike Van Siclen is knocking on the door, and he knows what happens... and that's what I said."

 

..."Moving onwards..."

 

(Mike) - "Zack Malibu, now..." the crowd gives a pop for the teen mark. "Yes, you all just love Zack Malibu, don't you? Hell, he loves himself too... wait, that reminds me... of another man who loved himself. Can we remember his name? He had a train named after him... oh, shoot, it's right on the tip of my... Lex Luger!" Mike smiles as the crowd begins to boo him. "That's right, I'm drawing a fucking parallel between Lex Luger and Zack Malibu. Lex Luger loved himself. Zack Malibu loves himself. Lex Luger choked against Yokozuna. I can't even count the number of times Zack Malibu has choked. And we all know, that if you match him one-on-one against anybody here? Nine times out of ten he'll be the man. But sadly, there's thirty people in this fed, and I'm one of the three that can not only beat him, but dominate him. You see, Zack Malibu, there's not much effort needed to beat a sally. You're a sally. Therefore, I'm not going to have to expel that much effort kicking your sally ass."

 

Mike looks at a poster of him in the crowd. "Damn, boy, you're losing it. Cue the music."

 

"Hate Me Now" starts up again as Van Siclen slides out of the ring, walking calmly up the ramp and leaving the fans with roughly the same expression they get after a Jimmy Snuka promo.

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Mike Tenay: “Right now, we’re going to go to back to the ring, where the first bracket of the USTV #1 Contendership Tournament is about to begin!”

 

Qualifying Bracket for #1 Contendership to USTV title after Doomsday

Thunderkid vs. Greenmist vs. Bif Everchad

 

Morbid Angel's "Dawn of the Angry" hits as Greenmist comes down yet again to the ring. He's a little out of breath and limping slightly, but otherwise seems fine to the crowd, who give him a nice ovation as he flips into the ring.

 

"God of Thunder" plays and TK comes out to boos and a "Jobber" chant. TK looks annoyed and flips the crowd off, entering the ring like there's a storm hanging over his head.

 

"Super Bon Bon" plays as the arena goes black as a pinkish-purple-golden haze sets over the crowd as the music hits. Bif comes out on the stage alone at first. But then he is joined by his lovely valet, Jerrica on his arm. After a few seconds of standing on the stage, they strut down the aisle. As he enters the ring, the theme music chorus kicks in and a strobe light effect sets in. Bif stands in the middle of the ring with his lady and does a Simon Diamond-ish pose, with his arms crossed and one hand on his chin, grinning of course. Just before Jerrica leaves the ring, he is wished "good luck" with a kiss on the cheek, leaving an obvious lipstick mark.

 

The ref calls for the bell, and we have a match.

The two faces team up against TK, dumping him outside with a viscious dual clothesline. GM runs to the farside, then get thrown out and onto TK by Bif in a tag team suicidal plancha! Bif then scales up for a big pop, and hits a TOPE on both!

 

Bif rolls TK into the ring, but only gets a one-countbefore TK kicks out. GM slides back in, and the two faces once again double-team TK, this time whipping him to the farside, Bif hops over a returning TK, who runs right into a SPEAR!!! by GM. Bif rebounds off the ropes to hit a twisting moonsault on TK. TK feels the pain and rolls out of the ring to avoid being pinned.

 

Thus down to two mean, the two faces circle each other, GM goes low, Bif goes high, but GM grabs the leaping Bif...hard spinebuster for 2. Wow, the crowd popped for that move. Bif is slow to get up, and GM goes for the kick of death. Bif ducks at the last moment, but TK gets nailed by the wayward kick and is again sent outside. The crowd once again chants "Jobber!"

 

Greenmist steps outside onto the ring apron. and hits a HELO!!! on Bif. The cover gets a long 2 count, but Bif kicks out.

 

Greenmist goes up to the top turnbuckle, and looks to hit a big time splash on Bif. Bif senses whats going on though, and leaps up to the turnbuckle, hooking Greenmist up with a belly-to-belly suplex off the top turnbuckle! But, in a great feat which earns the fans cheers...Bif 's feet lock into the ropes, and he stays on the top of the turnbuckle!

 

Bif soaks up the cheers, but the fans don't react quick enough to TK coming back into the ring. Thunderkid uses the ropes as a springboard, and jumps up to the top rope, twisting and grabbing Bif, then turning back hard 90 degrees with near straight drop ThunderBolt DDT. He covers, and a shocked crowd listens to the referee's hand drop 3 times.

 

Your winner, advancing to the finals of the USTV #1 Contendership Tournament, Thunderkid!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

"Popular" plays over the sound system, and The In Crowd head to the ring in unison. Zack Malibu has promised a special announcement tonight, and we're about to find out what it is.

 

Zack and Evenflow get up on the apron first, and hold the ropes for Alison. All three pose in the ring amidst the cheers of their many fans, who have supported this group through thick and thin.

 

The music fades out, and the lights come back on. Zack Malibu has the mic, and waits for the cheers to die out.

 

ZM:"What's up?"

 

Crowd cheers. Evenflow starts looking up at the ceiling, until Alison lightly slaps him in the back of the head.

 

ZM:"You know people, The In Crowd have been through a lot lately. Hell, we're always going through some type of drama thanks to those in the OAOAST that are jealous, glory hounds, whatever the case may be. Lately, not only have I had to deal with petty jealousy and politics keeping me from my destiny of winning the OAOAST World Title. I've had to deal with my best friend snapping like a twig at any random point. Then there's..."

 

Evenflow takes the mic.

 

EfDDT:"And then there's the food back there. You know, sometimes the food is REALLY good, like the time we had those Turkey Club sandwiches, but lately the food has REALLY sucked. I mean, I was almost late for my match one night because I had to..."

 

ZM:"Whoa, whoa, dude! Don't go there, because I certainly wouldn't! Stay with me, we're not talking about that. We're honestly not even out here to complain, or make excuses about current event. The reason why we're out here tonight, is to prove a point. There's a lot of new faces in the OAOAST, and honestly, I don't trust them. I don't trust some of the old faces in this company! But what I do trust, is in myself, in this guy right here, and his girl next to him. And we've come to the conclusion that if you want trust to exist, that you have to give a little. So rather than start a war with everyone that walks through that door, you realize that you can't be enemies with everyone, because who would you have for allies? So tonight, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, may I present the newest member of The In Crowd...

 

"Super Bon Bon" starts playing, and all eyes are on the entrance ramp, as BIF EVERCHAD comes strutting out wearing an In Crowd T-shirt! Zack, Evenlfow and Alison applaud in the ring as Bif comes walking down, then slides into the ring. Bif does the cool handshake with Zack, then Evenflow, and kisses Alison on the cheek, which causes EfDDT to shoot a strange look his way.

 

Zack passes the mic off to Bif.

 

BE:"C'mon people, who did you think it was going to be? I've gotta say though, I look pretty damn good in this thing..."

 

Bif shows off his In Crowd shirt to the crowd, who applaud approvingly.

 

BE:"It's a match made in heaven. You've got the hottest up and coming star in the OAOAST, myself, Bif Everchad. You've got the American Idol, Zack Malibu. You've got this crazy SOB over here, and you have this lovely, sexy, vivacious young thing in our corner. How can you NOT love us!"

 

The crowd cheers. Evenflow is still looking strangely at Bif. Zack comes back and takes the mic.

 

ZM:"So you see, it's all falling into place. We've added another link to the chain. We're looking to add more gold to these waists. Whether it's the Deathmatch Title, the World Title, it doesn't matter. The world is what you make of it. Certain people in the back, I've got a feeling that your worlds are about to crumble around you!"

 

EfDDT:"And why is that, Zack?"

 

ZM:"Because we're not "for life"!"

 

EfDDT:"We're not "Forever"!"

 

BE:"We're just..."

 

*Dramatic Pause*

 

All four memebers:"For REAL~!"

 

"Popular" hits, and The In Crowd, now consisting of Bif Everchad, exit the ring and head up the ramp.

 

Mike Tenay: Before the next match, this occurred a few days ago. In a special challenge, Masked Mystery Eskimo met AngleSault at a house show in a US Window Factory Dome match. We bring it to you now right before AngleSault is set to take on another member of the OaOMEF in yet another gimmick match.

 

Mystery Eskimo vs. Anglesault: US Window Factory Match

 

The lights are dimmed and throbbing music plays as technicians move the US Window Factory Dome into place. The Music is broken by ICE ICE BABY hits and Mystery Eskimo strolls to the ring. The founder of the OAOMEF enters the first story of the dome, the curtain room, and awaits his opponent. The screen goes red, white and blue and pyros sound off as BORN IN THE USA plays and Anglesault walks out with Rikishi by his side.

 

AS walks into the ring and begins to close the door when Eskimo hits him from behind to start the match. Eskimo rams Sault's head into the door, and repeatedly smashes his face into the hinges. Eskimo hits his face into the door one more time, and on the rebound, nails NuSalt with a wicked German Suplex that sends AS flying into a curtain. Eskimo begins to choke AS out with a curtain. Sault's face turns red, and he begins to fade out. ME releases the hold and grabs a pole to a curtain. He takes a wild swing, but hits the side of the dome. The force causes Eskimo to drop the pole, and AS nails a low blow to turn the tide.

 

JR: AS is making a come back!

 

Sault picks Eskimo up and hits a swinging neckbreaker on to the curtain pole. He picks Eskimo up on to his shoulder and runs forward and smashes ME's head into the wall. He backs up, and waits for Eskimo to charge. When he does, AS nails a flapjack that sends Eskimo throat first onto the pointy part of a blind. AS picks ME up and rams him head first through the ceiling! Eskimo is stuck! AS sees this and grabs both legs, and applies a figure four on Eskimo while AS is hanging upside down! Eskimo is screaming! AS releases the hold after a few seconds and climbs the ladder to the second floor, the WINDOW FRAME ROOM.

 

JR: Bah Gawd, he shattered that ceiling!

 

Sault climbs up and picks Eskimo out of the hole. ME is bleeding like a stuck pig! AS tries to whip Eskimo into the wall, but Mystery reverses it into a drop tow hold and AS goes face first into a wooden window frame. ME wraps the frame around NuSalt's head and nails an X-Factor! AS is gasping for breath, but ME nails a KILLER WHALE PLEX with AS still in the window frame!

 

JR: That's it, he's dead.

 

Eskimo takes time to break a wooden frame over Sault's head before dragging him into the third floor, The PANE ROOM! Eskimo picks up a pane of glass, and absolutely shatters it over Head! Anglesault is bleeding! Eskimo takes another pane and breaks it over Anglesault's back! But wait, he has a jagged piece of glass! he's going to stab Anglesault with it!

 

JR: Bah Gawd, NO!

 

Anglesault manages to kick the glass out of ME's hands and nail a DDT. Anglesault works his way to his feet and picks up a pane of glass. ME is at his knees...AND AS SWINGS THE GLASS LIKE A BASEBALL BAT INTO ESKIMO'S FACE! Eskimo wobbles, and falls through the hole that attaches the third floor to the second. And he keeps falling! He breaks through the second story floor and lands with a sick thud on the ground of the first floor!

 

JR: BAH GAWD!

 

Anglesault looks around, and he runs up the wall, HE USES THE WALL AS A LAUNCHING PAD FOR A SALTSAULT! AS falls through both stories and lands on ME with another sick thud. The Ref counts the pin! 1, 2, 3!

 

Winner: Anglesault

 

JR: In all mah years in the business, as Gawd as mah witness, Ahve never seen anything like this match!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

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Mike Tenay: “Fans, we have our first ever Skintimate on a Pole Match coming up next. As you know, all OaOasT superstars keep journals on their sites of their lives, and well, several OaOasT superstars have been making fun of Superstar as of late. Now, he’s aiming for revenge on AngleSault, especially after what Sault did to Eskimo earlier.

 

Skintimate on a Pole Match

 

It's retro time baby! "The red white and blue pyro blasts from the stage and AngleSault comes down, WITH A GILETTE RAZOR in his hand, grinning from ear to ear.

 

SuperStar's music hits next, and comes out with a scowl. It became a matter of embarassment when his past status as a member of his high-school swim team belied the shady fact that Superstar used to

 

 

SHAVE HIS LEGZZZZ!!!!

 

The two lockup, and we have a match...Supershit gets thrown out of the ring almost immediately, but climbs back in to nail AS as AngleSault was about to grab the Skintimate!!!

 

SS with a suplex, rocking the house. He scales the turnbuckle, but then all of a sudden.

 

ZZ Top's "Legs" echoes the arena as STACY KEIBLER!!! struts her gorgeous self out to the ring. She enters the ring as Superstar just looks on in a daze. AS has rolled outside the ring, actually selling the massive suplex from Superstar.

 

STACY climbs the turnbuckle, brushing superstar with her body, and grabs the skintimate. She pulls a razor from ...somewhere? and spreads the Skintimate all over her legs...offering the razor to Superstar.

 

He drools at this opportunity and start shaving her legs as the crowd chants "He's a wussy!" Well...something like that, maybe the w is a p or something.

 

Anyways, this allows AngleSault to strike Superstar from behind. AS goes for a SaltSault, but SS jumps up and nails a STAR POWER II in a massive reversal. Stacy jumps *and jiggles* for joy as the ref counts...1...2...3!

 

Superstar puts the Skintimate on AS's legs, and Kiebler starts the shaving. But...the razor won't shave his hairs. ANGLESAULT's LEG HAIRS NO SELL THE RAZOR!

 

AngleSault kips up and strikes as, hitting a SaltShaker and AS pulls Superstar's pants down to reveal SPEEDOS and SHAVED LEGS.

 

Superstar wiggles out of the ring and dashes through the fans pulling up his pants, but one fan slaps SS on the way out. His cheeks are red with embarassment.

 

Your winner, sort of, in 5:42, Superstar

 

Mike Tenay: “We’ve just received word of an impromptu match, Reject and Thunderkid ran into Evenflow and Bif backstage, and due to Thunderkid pinning Bif earlier tonight, an impromptu brawl spilled out. Road agents quelled the situation, but both teams are headed to the ring…right now!

Back after this!!!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Impromptu Match

 

Reject/Thunderkid vs. Bif Everchad and EvenflowDDT w/ Allison

 

“God of Thunder” blares as Thunder Kid and Reject, proudly brandishing their OAOMEF tag belts, make their way to the ring. Once in, they show off their belts to the crowd, and the OAOAT partisan crowd gives the titles their proper respects by booing.

 

“True Faith” hits as evenflowDDT and Alison make their way to ringside. The crowd pops huge as “Super Bon Bon” plays over the speakers and evenflowDDT’s new partner, the illustrious adult film star BifEverchad joins his partner. He blows a kiss at Alison, as ‘Flow just shakes his head and steps in to start the match against Reject.

 

The two lock up, but ‘Flow gets the advantage and whips Reject off the ropes, but Reject hangs on to the ropes and ‘Flow misses a dropkick. Reject runs at ‘Flow, but as ‘Flow prepares to strike slides underneath his legs and nails him with a spinning heel kick! ‘Flow is knocked forward, but Reject grabs hold of him and hooks in a school boy for 1…’Flow kicks out! Reject goes for another kick, but ‘Flow catches it and turns it into a shinbreaker! He grabs Reject, whips him off the ropes, and floors him with a clothesline! He grabs Reject’s leg and pulls on it in a wishbone split, but Reject uses his other foot to kick ‘Flow away. ‘Flow comes at Reject again, but Reject barely rolls out of the way, and ‘Flow instead meets a cheap shot from Thunder Kid on the outside. Reject gets up, rubs at his leg a bit, then tags in his partner.

 

Thunder Kid climbs to the top, and makes an immediate impact with a diving hurricanrana to evenflowDDT. Thunder Kid hooks the legs for 1…2…evenflow barely kicks out! ‘Flow is pissed, and delivers a series of fierce rib breakers to TK. He grabs TK in a headlock to drag him to his corner, but TK struggles and makes his way out, shoving ‘Flow into his tag partner Bif! This distracts the ref, enabling Reject to come in for some double-teaming. Reject grabs ‘Flow and (looking quite uncomfortable because of the pressure on his leg) hoists him on his shoulders, as TK climbs to the top rope and missile dropkicks evenflowDDT! Reject rushes out of the ring, and holds it a bit on the outside, as the ref comes back and sees TK covering for 1…2…’Flow kicks out again! ‘Flow is pissed, and teases a lock-up with TK, only to knee him in the stomach, and hook him for a Jawbreaker. ‘Flow then grabs TK and unceremoniously snap suplexes him over the top rope and out of the ring. He heads out to capitalize, but the ref stops him to go and check on TK.

 

TK is back in the ring, and evenflow tags in BifEverchad for a pop. Bif superkicks TK and covers for 1…2…TK gets a foot on the ropes! Bif whips TK into the corner, but TK gets in a boot to the face, and catches Bif and the audience off guard with a Tornado DDT! The move leaves both men out, as Reject reaches out to his partner in the hopes that he recovers first. ‘Flow shakes his head again, but begins to rally for his partner as well. TK makes it to his feet first and tags in Reject, who hits Bif with a running shoulder-block just as he makes it to his feet. Reject runs off the ropes and ROLLING THUNDER~!, but Bif barely gets the knees up. Bif plants Reject with a running powerbomb, then gives a leg-drop on the injured leg! Bif locks in a Figure Four, as Reject struggles to make the ropes.

 

With the ref checking if Reject will submit, a figure slips through the crowd near the In Crowd’s corner. Alison screams and runs as the crowd boos – it’s Sandman9000! Sandman pulls a surprised evenflowDDT off the apron onto the arena floor, then reaches under the apron for several light tubes. evenflowDDT goes for a lock-up, but Sandman swings and breaks one of the bulbs over evenflow’s head, then drops the rest onto the floor. He grabs evenflow, and crucifix powerbombs him onto the light bulbs! He laughs at evenflow, props him back up in the corner, and slips away. By now, Reject has made his way out of the hold, and tags in Thunder Kid as the unknowing Bif tags in evenflow, thinking him to be fresh. Instead, evenflow walks right into a Death Valley Driver. Thunder Kid drags him over to the corner and goes up… SWANTON BOMB~! Thunder Kid covers for 1…2…2.99, ‘Flow somehow manages to kick out. Thunder Kid is frustrated, and signals that this time, his opponent won’t be getting up. The boos get louder as evenflowDDT gets up, and Thunder Kid meets him with the Thunderbolt DDT! Bif jumps in, but Reject cuts him off, and Thunder Kid covers for 1…2…3! ‘Flow has been pinned! As payback for earlier, Thunder Kid signals for his partner to assist him in tossing evenflow over the top rope. Thunder Kid tags in his partner, then hops off the apron to continue punishing ‘Flow on the outside.

 

Back in, Bif charges Reject, but Reject goes low and sweeps his feet out from underneath him! He hops over Reject and climbs to the top… split legged moonsault! He covers, but the ref is distracted by TK and ‘Flow on the outside! He grabs the ref and covers again, but Bif was able to recover and kicks out easily. Bif drop-toe holds Reject into the corner, and goes up for the G-Spot! Bif follows up with the One Night Stand for the 1…2…3! Outside the ring, Thunder Kid whips ‘Flow into the steps and the guard-rail one last time, then heads back into the ring. Both teams have lost one man, and this is the deciding pinfall.

 

Bif goes to meet his opponent, but Reject is still in the ring, and clotheslines Bif from behind! The ref protests, but Reject and Thunder Kid shoves him away and give Bif a double powerbomb! Reject grabs Bif on his shoulders, and motions for another double-team, but as TK climbs to the top rope Bif struggles, placing enough pressure on Reject’s legs that Reject drops him and clutches his leg. Thunder Kid is still on the top rope, and Bif turns around and walks right into a top-rope spinning wheel kick! TK gives him an Orange Crush and covers for 1…2….evenflowDDT somehow barely finds the strength to pull him off his partner. TK slides out and gives evenflowDDT an Orange Crush on the CONCRETE~! He goes back in the ring, and Bif sets him up for the One Night Stand, but TK reverses into a spinning head scissors! TK goes for a snap suplex, but Bif reverses into a snap suplex of his own and a German suplex! He blows kisses to the crowd and taunts as TK gets up, and hits another One Night Stand for 1…2…3!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Mike Tenay: “We’re having two main events tonight. The 12 man tag will be last to allow the wrestlers to hear up and tend their wounds from their competitions earlier tonight. But right now, another #1 Contender matchup!”

 

"I Shut 'Em Down!"

 

When those words echo over the PA, it can only mean one thing...the arrival of The Amazing One, Mike Van Siclen! MVS walks down the ramp, taking the jeers in stride, as he still has a look of focus and confidence on his face. MVS slides into the ring and poses for the fans as the lights come up.

 

The lights go down again, and Eminem's "Till I Collapse" starts up, along with Zack Malibu's Angle-Tron video. When the beat gets heavy, and Eminem begins the rap, gold and blue pyro shoots off, and Zack Malibu comes shooting from the back like a bolt of lightning! Zack works the crowd up, as many are clapping to the beat of the song. He rushes the ring and slides in, then props himself up on the middle rope and raises his arms, drawing cheers from those in attendance.

 

Van Siclen doesn't look impressed as he waits for Malibu's music to fade. Zack tosses his towel aside, and comes face to face with Van Siclen in the center of the ring. The referee calls for the bell, and we're underway.

 

Zack and MVS are still standing nose to nose, and keep jawjacking, until Van Siclen piefaces Zack! Infuriated, Zack inches towards MVS again, and the jawjacking continues. Zack returns the favor by piefacing MVS, and now Van Siclen has a look of shock and disgust on his face. The two men lock up, both jockeying for position. Van Siclen gains the advantage, and shoves Zack into one of the corners. Referee calls for the break, and MVS obliges, then goes for a sucker shot, but Zack moves, and MVS gets trapped in the corner. Zack nails two chops across his chest, then whips him to the other corner, and catches MVS rebounding from it with an arm drag. Zack keeps on him as he gets up, grabbing the arm and wrenching it, but MVS counters with an arm wrench of his own, only to have Zack roll through, kip up, and send MVS back to the mat with another arm drag! MVS gets to his feet, and stares across the ring at Zack, who simply smiles back, as the crowd cheers.

 

Lockup again, and Van Siclen grabs a headlock, but Zack slips out, tries for a hammerlock, but MVS counters that with a Russian Leg Sweep. He picks Zack up and hits a forearm to the face, then sends him to the ropes, but makes the common mistake of putting his head down. Zack kicks MVS in the face, then tries for a clothesline, but that is ducked and MVS drops Zack with a back suplex. As Zack goes to get up, MVS nails him with a running stomp, then kicks him in the ribs while he's down. Van Siclen pulls Zack up, hooking him in a front facelock, but Zack counters and sends him into the ropes, then nails him with a beautiful dropkick! Van Siclen gets up, and Zack nails him with another dropkick. VS up again, and Zack tries for another...NO, fakeout by Zack! VS turns back to Zack, and Zack hits two punches, backing MVS into the ropes. Irish whip, reversed by Van Siclen, and he catches Zack with an elbow smash. Zack checks his mouth for blood, but as he's doing that, Van Siclen sets up him, and clips his knee out from under him! VS grabs the bad leg and starts kicking at the back of the knee, then locks Zack in a single leg lock.

 

MT:"Sound strategy by Mike Van Siclen here. If he keeps the focus on Zack's leg, not only will Zack's movement be limited, but he'll be unable to hit one of his key manuevers, the School's Out!"

 

Mike releases the leglock, but drags Zack more towards the middle of the ring, and locks it on again. Zack tries reaching, but he's too far away from the ropes. He sits up and tries taking swings at MVS, but he can't reach him either, and MVS chuckles in his face, as he keeps the pressure on Zack's leg. Van Siclen stands up, still holding the leg, and he tries to roll Zack over into a half-Crab, but Zack is able to stand on his free leg, and jumps up, nailing MVS with an enzugiri! Zack grabs the arm he had worked over in the opening minutes and applies a sitting armbar on MVS. Van Siclen is now at the disadvantage, as he's also too far away from the ropes. He forces himself up, but as Zack is forced to stand, he keeps an armlock applied. Van Siclen hits a forearm to Zack's chin, but he won't break. Another shot, and Zack winces, but still won't let go. Third shot, and that breaks the hold, as Zack again checks his mouth for blood. He turns back to MVS, but gets kicked in the gut...powerbomb attempt...NO, Zack gets free, landing on his feet...ZACK'S KNEE BLOWS OUT! The leg gives way, and Zack falls to one knee. As he's getting up, Van Siclen hits the ropes, and hits another chop block to the back of the leg, taking Zack back to the mat. Zack moans in pain, as MVS stands above him, taunting him. Malibu gets to his feet, basically hopping on one leg, and MVS hits a stiff kick to the leg! Zack cringes, but doesn't go down, and responds with an equally stiff chop to the chest of Mike Van Siclen! Another kick, and Zack again favors that leg, but responds with another chop. MVS throws another kick, but Zack catches his leg, then springs off his good leg and kicks MVS in the chest with a single leg dropick! Van Siclen is stunned, and Zack keeps on him, but catches a punch to the gut, and then a kneelift. Zack uses the top rope for support, and turns to see Van Siclen charging at him, so he ducks, pulling the top rope down as well, and MVS goes tumbling out to the floor!

 

MT:"Great move by Zack! That'll give him a little rest period to alleviate the beating that right leg has taken."

 

JR is mistaken, however, because as soon as Mike gets to his feet, he's wiped out by a Zack Malibu pescado! Zack catches his breath, then pulls Mike to his feet, and sends him crashing into the guardrail. MVS slumps down so that he's sitting on the floor, so Zack pulls him back up, but catches a rake to the eyes. MVS takes Zack by the head and rams him into the post on the outside, and Zack's dazed. MVS grabs a chair and charges, using the chair to clip Zack's leg yet again! Van Siclen picks up Zack and rolls him into the ring, then follows suit, as Zack is rolling around on the mat in pain.

 

Van Siclen pulls Zack towards the corner, then rolls back out to the floor under the bottom rope. He pulls Zack's legs around the corner post, and he's setting him up for a ringpost Figure Four! Zack uses his good leg to kick away, and one shot catches Van Siclen right in the nose! Zack gets to his feet, although his right leg is visibly hurting him. Van Siclen comes back in and Zack goes after him with several punches, backing him into the corner. Zack climbs up on the second rope, and goes for the traditional "10 punch count-along", but only makes it to six before MVS pushes him off. Zack lands akwardly, his right leg giving out as he lands, but he ducks a charging Van Siclen and uses a schoolboy rollup...barely a two count on the first pin attempt of the match! Van Siclen gets up and knees Zack in the face, not even letting him get to his feet. He pulls him up, but Zack knocks his hand away...uranage attempt blocked by an elbow from MVS, who then locks a full nelson on Zack...Zack slips out, full nelson of his own...DRAGON SUPLEX! 1,2...NO! Van Siclen kicks out!

 

Zack grabs the arm as Van Siclen recovers, and starts wrenching at it again, then hits several roundhouse kicks to MVS as he's got a lock on the arm. Zack tries for another, but MVS grabs his ankle with his free arm, but Zack counter that by hopping into the air, and locking a body vice on MVS, pulling him down to the mat! Zack has MVS caught, and he keeps pulling on the arm, making MVS shout in agony!

 

MT:"Excellent matwork by these two men tonight! Much like Mike may be trying to avoid the School's Out, Zack's work on the arm could easily prevent the Van Slaminator from appearing in the match!

 

Zack eventually breaks the body scissors, but keeps hold of the arm. He pulls MVS to his feet, and pulls him towards the ropes. Zack starts climbing the turnbuckles slowly, and it looks like he's going for an Undertaker style ropewalk! Van Siclen takes advantage of the situation, using his free arm to shove Zack off the rope as he walks it, and sends him crashing to the floor, however Zack had hold of his arm, so Mike's own arm got snapped across the top rope during the fall!

 

Both men are hurt, as Zack clutches his knee on the floor, Mike is holding his own arm in the ring. The referee begins the 10 count for Zack.

 

MT:"If Zack can't get to his feet, then Mike Van Siclen will be the number one contender in a mere 10 seconds!"

 

Zack struggles, but is up on the apron by the count of seven. Van Siclen comes to meet him, but Zack shoulderblocks him through the ropes, then hops over with a sunset flip, however Mike won't go over, and he tries a fistdrop on Zack...Zack moves, and Mike jams his bad arm into the mat! Zack gets up to his feet...SCHOOL'S OUT! ZACK USED THE BAD LEG FOR A SCHOOL'S OUT! Zack IMMEDIATELY falls to the mat, holding his knee, as Mike Van Siclen tumbles through the middle ropes, to the concrete below!

 

MT:"Oh my God! Zack must have used every ounce of adrenaline he had to hit that move, but he can't even get a pinfall of it now! Believe it or not, falling to the concrete was probably the BEST thing for Mike Van Siclen!"

 

Zack limps over to the ropes, as the referee is counting Van Siclen out. MVS pulls Zack out from under the bottom rope, thereby breaking the count. The referee begins a new count, this time for both men, as the brawl at ringside. Van Siclen whips Zack into the ring stairs, and Zack hits hard, knocking the stairs over. Van Siclen charges him as he's getting up, but Zack falls backwards, dodging the shot, and MVS hits post shoulder first! Van Siclen hunches over, and Zack gets up and drops him with a single arm DDT on the floor! He grabs Mike by the head and rolls him into the ring, then CLIMBS THE ROPES?!?!

 

MT:"This could be bad news for Zack...with his right leg in that condition, he should stay away from the high risk manuevers!"

 

Zack slowly makes it to the top rope, as Van Siclen is out on the canvas. Zack signals to the crowd, and flashbulbs throughout the arena go off as he leaps off...Guillotine Legdrop...NO! MVS MOVES! ZACK CRASHES TO THE MAT!

 

Mike Van Siclen slowly but surely gets up, and then...STANDS UP AND SMIRKS?! HE WAS GOLDBRICKING! MVS FAKED ZACK OUT! Van Siclen taunts the crowd for a minute, then grabs Zack by the legs, and locks on a Figure Four Leglock, right in the center of the ring! Zack yells in pain, as Van Siclen trash talks him, telling him to give it up.

 

MT:"Damn that Van Siclen!"

 

MVS pours on the pressure, and Zack's shoulders are on the mat...2 Count. Zack continues to squirm, but has his shoulders on the mat again...another 2 count. Zack uses his arms to push himself to a sitting position, and he tries swiping at Van Siclen, but can't reach. Zack falls back to the mat...another 2 count whle in the figure four!

 

After several more moments, MVS breaks the hold, and watches as Zack makes it to the ropes to pull hiimself up to his feet. Van Siclen hits a forearm to Zack's back, then picks him up and sets him up on the top rope. MVS starts climbing as well, but Zack punches him. MVS punches back, and climbs to the second rope...Zack shoves him off, then dives off the top rope with a sunset flip, but AGAIN the move doesn't work on MVS. Van Siclen grabs Zack by the throat, and pulls him up to his feet, then kicks him in the gut, and wraps a leg around his head...RUSSIAN ROULETTE...NO, Zack throws MVS leg up, but MVS lands on his feet, then kicks Zack in the gut again, lifts him by both legs...VAN SLAMINATOR! MVS slightly favors his arm, but crawls onto Zack...1...2...NO! FOOT ON THE ROPES! The referee tells Mike, who responds by mouthing "What the fuck!" to the referee. MVS grabs Zack and pulls him away from the ropes, but the ensuing pinfall also only gets 2! Frustrated, MVS pulls Zack up, and whips him into the corner. MVS comes flying at Zack with a corner splash, but Zack moves out of the way, and MVS eats turnbuckle...GERMAN SUPLEX BY ZACK! 1,2...@ COUNT ONLY! Zack charges MVS as he gets up, but MVS catches him, and sets him up...ANOTHER VAN SLAMINATOR...NO, ZACK COUNTERS WITH A SWINGING SINGLE ARM DDT! BOTH MEN ARE OUT ON THE CANVAS!

 

Standing 10 count by the referee, as a large "Zack" chant breaks out in the crowd. By 6, both men still haven't moved. At 8, Zack starts to stir, and by 9, so does MVS. Both men BARELY make the count up, but are both on their feet in the nick of time!

 

A quick fistfight ensues, with Van Siclen taking the advantage, then slamming Zack down. MVS heads up to the top rope, but takes his time in doing so, allowing Zack to recover. Zack crotches MVS on the top rope, then climbs the ropes. He grabs MVS' head for a superplex, but MVS grabs Zack by his legs. The two of them go flying off...SUPER VAN SLAMINATOR ON ZACK MALIBU!!!

 

A HUGE "Holy Shit" chant breaks out, as both of these guys could be clinically dead! Both of them are out like a light on the mat, and Zack Malibu especially must be seeing stars! The referee again starts the standing 10 count. By the count of 6, Van Siclen starts moving, inching slowly towards the limp body of Zack Malibu. Van Siclen summons the strength to drape an arm over Zack, and the referee makes the count.

 

1...

 

2...

 

3...NO! NO! 2.99999, BABY! ZACK MALIBU GETS A SHOULDER UP!

 

The crowd ERUPTS on that one, because this match was surely over! Van Siclen pounds the mat, and then gets to his feet. He sets Zack up near the corner, and starts climbing the ropes again.

 

MT:"I'm not sure what Mike Van Siclen has in store, but Zack Malibu can't take much more!"

 

Mike climbs the turnbuckles again, and looks out into the crowd, and then signals for...THE SIN AERIAL!?!?

 

MT:"Mike Van Siclen calling for The Sin Aerial, and if he hits this, then Zack's Championship dreams will be crushed!

 

Mike perches himself on the top rope, but suddenly, Zack Malibu KIPS UP~! Mike is in shock, and Zack limps toward the corner (even kip ups can hurt a bad leg!), and crotches Mike on the top rope. Zack climbs up, and grabs Mike by the head...another superplex...NO! ZACK GRABS MIKES LEG AS WELL...SUPER IDOL DRIVER!!!

 

MT:"OH MY GOD! MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT?!"

 

Both men could very well be clinically dead, as neither one is moving. Zack slowly sits up, and moves over towards MVS, slowly covering...

 

1...

2...

3!!! Zack wins! Zack wins!

 

Zack Malibu just lay on the mat, exhausted from the effort put forth in this contest. He slowly makes it to his feet, and soaks in the applause of the crowd. The referee helps Mike Van Siclen get to his feet, as he's out like a light. Zack rolls out of the ring, and heads back up the ramp, now officially the #1 Contender to the World Championship.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

evenflowDDT and Alison are arguing over something when Michael Cole comes with a mic for an interview.

 

Alison: Do you mind Michael? We’re having a lover’s quarrel here!

 

Michael Cole apologizes and starts to leave, but evenflowDDT stops him and grabs the mic.

 

evenflowDDT: Oh no you don’t! You think I forgot you’re under contract with me? Let me guess… hmmmmmm… you’re going to ask me about the King of the Deathmatch tournament. You’re going to ask me about my sudden change in demeanor. Well then, I’ve already established this, but I’ve had it up to here with everyone! A little horned bird told me that I could stay righteous without being a wuss by punishing the wicked, and that’s exactly what I plan to do at the King of the Deathmatch. I admit that some of those in the tournament are my friends, so for their sake I hope they don’t advance and face me, because none are as pure as me, and I shall have no mercy for the wicked! In fact, there is one particular person I especially can’t wait to destroy… he caused me to lose my sanity for a month, he caused me to lose wills to live, wills to fight, wills to survive. Oh, you damn well know who I’m talking about. Sandman… let’s you and me make history at Doomsday, by putting the first “DEATH” in Deathmatch!

 

Alison grabs the mic and slaps evenflowDDT.

 

Alison: That’s it! Stop it, stop it, both of you! I remember when I first dated you, I tried to stop my brother from seriously hurting you, now I have to stop you from doing the same to him? Enough! I can’t take this any more ‘Flow… first you were like some sort of saintly holier than thou martyr, and now you’re a total sicko! What’s happened to you?

 

evenflowDDT: You KNOW what’s happened to me… your broth…

 

Alison: No, evenflow… no, it’s not him. It’s you. You’ve changed, and I hate it. I don’t care how you two feel toward each other, if this keeps up, I’ll have to be rid of you both. Regardless of what goes down at Doomsday, whether you win or whether you lose, the only wickedness you destroy is your own. You find the old ‘Flow, the ‘Flow I love. You show mercy, and you do whatever it takes to make up with my brother. I’ve had it. I love you, but I’ve had it.

 

Alison walks away. evenflowDDT stands there with a cold look on his face, before snapping out of it and running after his girlfriend.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Mike Tenay:”And now, our main event!”

 

The twelve men who will be competing in the King of the Deathmatch tournament are all competing against each other tonight. The rules are simple; a person is eliminated by being thrown out of the ring, over the top rope. Also, every person is allowed to bring a weapon down to ringside.

“Sweetness” hits as BPP hops down ringside, with a steel chair in hand and obviously still hurting from that 6 man tag earlier. “Ice Ice Baby” hits as MME makes his way down, with a kendo stick and also walking with a limp. “Dawn Of The Angry” hits as GM strolls on down, with a 2x4 and several bandages wrapped around his head and left arm. “Smack My Bitch Up” hits as AP makes his way down, garbage can in hand. “True Faith” hits as EvenflowDDT makes his way down, with about 50 feet of barbed wire in hand! “Chop Suey” hits as Naz makes his way down, bringing a table with him. He’s much better off thatn his partner. “Just Got Wicked” hits as SS struts on down, bringing a staple gun with him! “The Wall” hits, but Alfdogg is nowhere to be seen. “God of Thunder” hits as TK makes his way down, bringing a STOP sign with him and beaming with pride. “Verdi’s Requiem” hits as Jingus stalks his way down, bringing his sickle with him! “One of a Kind” hits as Reject makes his way down, with a ladder in hand. Finally, “Five Minutes Alone” hits as Sandman9000 makes his way down, dragging a massive cardboard box filled with lightbulbs behind him!

The bell rings as the eleven men begin to pound away on each other. Sandman left his box of lightbulbs at ringside, and wishes he hadn’t as TK, Reject, and SS all go to work on him! Naz pounds on Evenflow in the corner, while BPP is jumped by Jingus and MME, as AP taunts him. GM winds up his 2x4 and nails AP in the back, dropping the cocky bastard!

Reject whips Sandman off the ropes, and TK clocks him in the head with the STOP sign as he rebounds! Naz swings at Evenflow with a chair, but Evenflow moves and Naz hits the ropes, which causes the chair to rebound and clock Naz in the head! BPP tries to fight out of the corner against MME and Jingus, but the two are too powerful for him.

SS takes over against Sandman, shooting him in the head with the staple gun! Sandman rolls around on the mat in pain, as TK and Reject stomp away on him. Evenflow is choking Naz with the barbed wire! GM is working over AP with the 2x4, when Jingus sees what is going on. Jingus growls at charges at GM, who moves and pulls the ropes down. Jingus goes over, but holds onto the ropes. GM tries to force Jingus out, but AP comes over and dumps GM out of the ring, eliminating him!

MME is dropped by an elbow from BPP, who rushes at AP and clotheslines him over the top, as BPP’s own momentum takes him out as well, eliminating both of them!

Eight men remain, as Sandman and Naz are both bleeding. TK, Reject, and Jingus are all pounding away on Sandman, as MME clotheslines Evenflow out of his boots. SS slides out of the ring and sets up the table that Naz brought at ringside. Reject nails Sandman in the head with the garbage can, before placing the can over Sandman’s head! TK climbs to the top, and dropkicks Sandman and the garbage can!

The OAOMEF faction is dominating this match, as Jingus chokes Evenflow. SS grabs a kendo stick, and blasts Naz over his bloody head with it! MME wraps the barbed wire that Evenflow brought around one of the corners. TK and Reject pull Sandman out of the garbage can, and whip him into the barbed wire corner! Jingus has his sickle now, and is carving Evenflow open like a turkey!

TK and Reject both have the ladder now, and clothesline Sandman down to the mat with it. Sandman pops up near the ropes, and TK and Reject prepare for another charge. They do, as Sandman ducks. They stop near the ropes, and try to turn around, only for Sandman to drill the ladder with the Yakuza Kick, knocking the ladder back into both of their faces, and TK over the top rope, out of the ring!

Sandman is finally fired up, as he throws Reject over the top as well! It’s down to Sandman, Jingus, MME, Evenflow, Naz, and SS! Sandman finally brings his box of lightbulbs into the ring, as anyone who can grabs bulbs and starts to smash each other with them! Evenflow grabs three bulbs and smashes them over the back of Jingus, who barely flinches! SS smashes bulbs over Sandman, but has bulbs smashed over him by Naz, who has bulbs smashed over him by MME! MME props five bulbs in the corner, then barely gets out of the way as SS is thrown into the bulbs!

Jingus presses Naz over his head, and is looking to toss Naz out, before Evenflow smashes four bulbs across his stomach, causing Jingus to drop Naz! Sandman is carving SS open with a broken lightbulb. Broken glass is starting to cover the ring, as almost everyone is bleeding from somewhere. MME charges at Naz, only to be backdropped out of the ring and eliminated!

Sandman and Evenflow are trying to throw Jingus out of the ring, only for SS to attack them both from behind with lightbulbs! Jingus grabs both of their heads, and dumps them out of the ring with STEREO CLAWSLAMS! The crowd is amazed at how Jingus was able to dump both of them out of the ring with ease!

It’s down to Jingus, SS, and Naz. SS charges at Naz with lightbulbs, but Naz throws a roundhouse kick, causing the bulbs to break in SS’s face! Jingus charges at Naz, but Naz hits a kick to the balls, stunning Jingus. Naz tries to lift Jingus’ body over the top, but Jingus is just too much weight. SS, semi-blinded from the glass charges at the two, knocking everyone over the top, but only Naz was able to hold onto the ropes, as he skins the cat back into the ring to win!

 

Winner: NazMistry in 8:31

 

An irate Jingus slides back into the ring and clotheslines Naz from behind. At the urging of SS, Jingus presses Naz out of the ring and through the table at ringside! The OAOMEF may have lost this battle, but at Doomsday, they will win the war!

 

Mike Tenay: We’ve got commotion in the back, so we’re getting a cameraman there as soon as possible…Be back right after this announcement.

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The third and fourth brackets for the X-Title King of the Deathmatch at Doomsday are now revealed!

 

In the third bracket, Reject faces EvenflowDDT, who faces Angle-Plex!

 

And in the fourth bracket, Alfdogg faces Big Poppa Popick, who faces Masked Mystery Eskimo!

 

The gimmicks for the matches will be revealed in the coming weeks!

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A cameraman finally makes it to the back, with Tony the Body running right beside. We hear an ambulance’s siren in the background, and as they round the corner to the Angle Arena Backstage Parking Lot ™ a gruesome sight fills the screen. Alfdogg has been thrown threw his Cadillac window headfirst. His body hangs limp as blood drips down. EMT’s are attending lightly, being careful to not damage his neck anymore than it already has been.

 

Tony: Cut the camera! Cut the…

 

EMT: Sir, we found this note on Alfdogg’s person.

 

::So you think we’re a joke eh? Take this evidence…lightly, and maybe you’ll be next.

 

Tony: Cut the damn camera already! Where’s BPP god damnit! CUT THE FUCKING CAMERA NOW!

 

FADE

 

(Mike Tenay’s Voice: So if it’s not Tony, it’s got to be …

 

END BROADCAST

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Mad Props:

Tony the Body

AngleSault

Mike Van Siclen

Evenflow DDT

Sandman

Zack Malibu

Bif Everchad

 

and my lovely jobbing bitch, Agnes