Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Here is the OFFICIAL chart: Dames: Darth Bane (The 1st of the 2nd order of Sith and source of all evil) Dr. Tom: Emporer Palpatine CWM: Darth Tyrannus aka Count Dooku Anglesault: Darth Maul Brian: Darth Vader Marney: Prince Xizor MrZsasz: Grand Moff Tarkin Kotzenjunge: Captain Nieda (He's too funny to be taken seriously.) Evenflow DDT: Boba Fett Downhome: Bossk Midnight Express: Jabba the Hutt Sweet. I kicked some ass last movie. Plus I got that whole evil thing going.
Guest Sassquatch Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 I am the Rancor. I'm big and I live in a shadowy chamber that I call my middle bedroom. Minus the whole stumpy legs/long arms deal and I'm all set to eat some Jabba ho's.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 So...Sass essentially has the abilty to kill us all? Yeah that about fits.
Guest Sassquatch Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Indeed it does Cobain. Unless Marney Jade pulls some Jedi crap with me or if Dr.Palpatine summons up a shitload of power from the Darkside, then you're all done. *eats Jingus-3PO*
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Pah, I'm LANDO~! No one can touch my sheer coolness. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Pop Culture God Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Is Nieda the guy who always gets his promotions from other people dying? That's who I meant, and since he was an Admiral in RotJ that aint a knock against Kotz.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Indeed it does Cobain. Unless Marney Jade pulls some Jedi crap with me or if Dr.Palpatine summons up a shitload of power from the Darkside, then you're all done. *eats Jingus-3PO* Then you just have to use your SASSittude.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 (wins a planet in Sabacc) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MrRant Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 (Wins the Falcon in the same game and then goes on a wild adventure of lust with Marney ) Ahhh Star Wars.........
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Dumbass, you already have the Falcon. Besides, I just won a whole planet, so I've got millions of potential women to go on adventures of lust with. And I'll be able to find ones who actually like guys! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MrRant Posted October 12, 2002 Report Posted October 12, 2002 Dumbass, you already have the Falcon. Besides, I just won a whole planet, so I've got millions of potential women to go on adventures of lust with. And I'll be able to find ones who actually like guys! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge I have the Falcon? I get to be Solo? Right on.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Yeah, and you'll continue to be solo as long as you go after lesbians. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MrRant Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 I oughta blast you out of the sky Calrissian.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 I've got a whole planet to defend me, bitch. Go ahead. Did I mention it was Calimari that I bought? (sends fleet of Calimari Cruisers and Gunships to blast the Falcon out of the sky) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 It's Mon Calamari, doofus. And you basically bought a giant floating ball of water with a bunch of squids swimming about in it. You're going to go on "adventures of lust" with them? Christ, even I might turn straight if that were the alternative.
Guest MrRant Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 So are you gonna saddle up on our adventure?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 I'm not that stupid. I have arranged for the gradual phasing out of the natives and introduction of a human population. I thought it might have been Mon also, but I wasn't sure if that was right or whether it was just a meal. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 So are you gonna saddle up on our adventure? No. I've stolen Leia's heart and we've eloped in the Jade's Fire. She left you a "Dear John" letter somewhere in that rusty bucket of bolts you call a starship.
Guest MrRant Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Time to grab Luke and come and Jedi Knight your ass.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Like he's going to do anything to the girl who's married to his sister... like you could even begin to catch up with us before your hyperdrive fell apart.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Here is the OFFICIAL chart: Dames: Darth Bane (The 1st of the 2nd order of Sith and source of all evil) Dr. Tom: Emporer Palpatine CWM: Darth Tyrannus aka Count Dooku Anglesault: Darth Maul Brian: Darth Vader Marney: Prince Xizor MrZsasz: Grand Moff Tarkin Kotzenjunge: Captain Nieda (He's too funny to be taken seriously.) Evenflow DDT: Boba Fett Downhome: Bossk Midnight Express: Jabba the Hutt So I am an evil fat slug who is rich and leader of my own mob ring? I don't know where thats is an insult or a good thing?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 *Orders around Trade Federation droids and looks all meanacing*
Guest Sassquatch Posted October 14, 2002 Report Posted October 14, 2002 *takes a Rancor dump on Han Rant* *snarls and walks off*
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted October 14, 2002 Report Posted October 14, 2002 Pah, I'm LANDO~! No one can touch my sheer coolness. Why do you always have to be the black guy?
Guest Pop Culture God Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 (Points the Death Star at all of them) You may fire when ready. No one can touch Peter Cushing's coolness.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 *uses the droid Army as Kamikaze planes to give him time to make good his escape*
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