Maine Event Wrestling, Portland Maine 10/5/02

[Guest Doyo]

Chi Chi Cruz b Mike Preston - decent opener

Don Montoya b Johnny Curtis - PWI 500 lists Montoya at

265 pounds. He is more like 365 pounds. The guy is pretty agile though

and this was a good match. Mainer Curtis is really

developing into a good worker. Montoya tells us he is the

best stripper to ever come out of New Jersey and exposes

his boobs (which had black tape covering up his nipples).

 

Bob Evans b Sonny Goodspeed - Weird match. Goodspeed

was an overweight guy who came out to the ``Chicken Dance``

song. He was suppose to have been the face and was trying to get people to do the dance. Only a few people complied and he got booed more than anything.

 

Little Louie b Mighty Doom - Total comedy midget match.

Louie was suppose to be a face but some people were heckling him and he started shouting back at them. They

beat up the ref and kept telling each other they smelled.

 

Reckless Youth b Mike Quackenbush - Easy match of the

night. Great work by both and you could tell they were

familiar with each other. ***3/4 or so.

 

Adam Booker b John Roselli - Match was a little too short.

Local favorite EWA champ Adam Booker finished him off with

a powerbomb followed by a Style`s Clash.

 

Brian Christopher b Montoya - Montoya had promised

us he would be back later for some more stripping. He

exposes some BUTT crack to a lady in the front row. He kept

saying things to two cute teenage girls (who looked really

out of place among the rest of the crowd), including giving

them his hotel room number. To make a long story short,

Brian Lawler eventually came out and beat him in a short match.

 

Jerry Lawler b Tiger Khan - Khan is hailed from Bombay,

India. Lawler tells him that he ``looks like Al, ... Al

Queda that is.`` Jerry probably doesn`t realize that

most people in India are Hindu, not Muslim, but I don`t

think much of the crowd did either. Lawler is seconded

by Miss Kristy, who is Adam Booker`s valet in EWA. Tiger

Khan tells us that he is going to cover Miss Kristy up

because where he is from she would get her head cut off

for wearing an outfit like that. Lawler eventually wins

and defends the honor of our country or something like

that in this long 80s style match. Crowd was way into

though, and I must admit it was good to see the king in

person.

 

Crowd was probably around 300. Decent show overall for

what I believe was the first ever show for this group.

Ring looked brand new and they were taping the show with

a professional looking camera. I noticed Maine wrestler

Frankie Armadillo walking around in the crowd. They

should have used him on the show as he is better than

some of the people that were on it. I picked up a copy

of Mike Quackenbush`s book. He seemed genuinely happy

to be there.