Am I The Only One That Likes The Murder Angle?

[Guest BoboBrazil]

I like it. It reminds me of the good times watching wrestling back when everyone had a gimmick and not every angle was based on reality.

[Guest Flyboy]

... Yes, you are.

 

Move along.

 

*takes BoboBrazil's smark membership card*

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

They did murder angles in the 1980s?

 

and no.. Jimmy Snuka's girlfriend does not count

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I like CSI, so this will be great! CSI/WWE Crossover!

[Guest mickberna]

I didn't watch Raw, and it looks to me like I only missed part 2 of Kane's Megasuperultra push... so what exactly happened with this murder angle? I'm sure it'll be recapped a thousand times this week and on the next Raw, but since I don't have cable for a few days, give me the scoop, if y'all can.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

So let me get this straight...

 

They abandon the RVD title shot because HHH would have to job.

 

Then they abandon the Bubba shot because no one wanted it.

 

Then they give it to Kane for no reason...

 

BUT

 

instead of just having a match...because...you know...there is a title on the line...

 

Now Kane is a murderer.

 

...

 

...

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Best. Angle. Ever.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

I didn't watch Raw, and it looks to me like I only missed part 2 of Kane's Megasuperultra push... so what exactly happened with this murder angle? I'm sure it'll be recapped a thousand times this week and on the next Raw, but since I don't have cable for a few days, give me the scoop, if y'all can.

Stay away...it's a human tornado/vacuum: it sucks AND blows at the same time!

[Guest DJ Jeff]

This will be the way HHH holds down Kane.

 

Seriously, though, I think this Katie Fick is Kane's mother, and you know how the Undertaker got blamed for the fire, well, it'll turn out that Kane was the one the set the fire. The WWE has been working on a storyline like this for awhile now, and looks like we'll see it.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I love how everyone is no selling my idea that this is the start of a CSI/WWE crossover..

[Guest Leena]

Why should anyone give a shit if Kane murdered someone 10 years ago? How can you enjoy watching such pointless filth?

[Guest Human Fly]

I hate these angles as it is impossible for a real payoff.

 

If Kane really is a murderer he would be arrested.

 

If he isn't then HHH is just stupid. This is classic "booking yourself into a corner"

[Guest DerangedHermit]

HHH is a mass murderer.....he's murdered, bloody murdered most of the RAW roster's heat.

[Guest Leena]

I love how everyone is no selling my idea that this is the start of a CSI/WWE crossover..

No selling is my job, it's what I do.

[Guest snowfan]

So let me get this straight...

 

They abandon the RVD title shot because HHH would have to job.

 

Then they abandon the Bubba shot because no one wanted it.

 

Then they give it to Kane for no reason...

 

BUT

 

instead of just having a match...because...you know...there is a title on the line...

 

Now Kane is a murderer.

 

...

 

...

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Best. Angle. Ever.

oh and the best part is....

 

Kane gets to job after crushing all of the above....

 

so iff HGH beats Kane he beats a guy that beat the whole roster....

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Why should anyone give a shit if Kane murdered someone 10 years ago? How can you enjoy watching such pointless filth?

It's the equivalent of rubbernecking near a car crash.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

You know, my friend called me just as RAW was ending, so I missed what happened when Triple H came out.

 

Now, I'm REALLY glad I did...

[Guest Flyboy]

so iff HGH beats Kane he beats a guy that beat the whole roster....

Which means that HHH can beat the whole Raw roster.

 

Damn skippy, he could! *poses, spits water*

[Guest Leena]

HHH still didn't get his win back from Funaki though.

[Guest Flyboy]

Next Velocity: HHH invades~! Velocity to face Funaki.

 

Watch and see.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Wow...I'm kinda glad my parents made me change the channel to the Bears game (even though they are sucking the big one) so I didn't have to hear the entire "murderer" thing.

 

Bad Angle.

[Guest snowfan]

Next Velocity: HHH invades~! Velocity to face Funaki.

 

Watch and see.

funaki-uh it is time-uh for you to do-uh the right thing-uh for the business-uh that I created-uh....

[Guest HartFan86]

When HHH said he was a murderer.....I was like "...WTF." Now, I'm like "..GAY"

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

HHH still didn't get his win back from Funaki though.

When did that happen???

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

A thought occured to me.

 

Paul Bearer's contract expires this month. Perhaps this angle is just an excuse to bring him back one last time?

[Guest Leena]

HHH still didn't get his win back from Funaki though.

When did that happen???

The match where Brawler pinned HHH. It was a 3-on-1 with Brawler, Funaki, and TAKA, I think.

[Guest jester]

When HHH said that, he proved me wrong about the Kane/HHH feud not getting any worse.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Paul Bearer's contract expires this month. Perhaps this angle is just an excuse to bring him back one last time?

Paul Bearer: "Kane didn't kill that girl, but it was the Undertaker!"

 

*whisper to Paul*

 

Paul Bearer: "Why didn't you tell me he wasn't on this show?"

[Guest BillyTheStud]

This whole thing is this Paul Bearers fault, he should have been watching Kane instead of supervising Taker making Kamala's casket for Survivor Series, damnit.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Yeah, with how Paul Bearer was away with the Undertaker, Kane could have murdered hundreds of people.

 

Kane killed Giant Gonzalez with a rolling pin

[Guest snowfan]

Yeah, with how Paul Bearer was away with the Undertaker, Kane could have murdered hundreds of people.

 

Kane killed Giant Gonzalez with a rolling pin

Kane also killed Xpac....

 

oh wait that never happened did it?