Guest Nevermortal Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Calling all Smark units, this is an alert. Tonight we fear for the safety of one of our own. A fellow smark, a Regal mark, and generally friendly ranter, Bob Barron. After witnessing William Regal dressed in drag as apart of the "Raw Roulette" gimmick, Mr. Barron was last seen trying to drive his car into a bridge embankment. Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to pull a HHH and erase all knowledge of the Regal drag incident. It never ever happen. The sooner we can convince Mr. Barron of this, the sooner he can get on with his life. We owe it to him. We owe it to him to make him "un-besmirched", bah god. Bob Barron, we're comin' for ya buddy!
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Bob, don't be so sad. Regal would make a fine hooker in Las Vegas' 'transsexual' alley. Does that help?
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 I'm more in favor of driving to WWE HQ, and beating whoever wrote that segment into a pile of goo.
Guest Kingpk Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Wow, is finally a valid emoticon to use. Poor Bob. Regal made it a little better due to his reactions.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Bob we love you! Regal was funny! People liked him! He won and outsmarted guys and everything, and he has an ally! It may be too late. Rob, thank you so much for your picture and title. You rule.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 I'm more in favor of driving to WWE HQ, and beating whoever wrote that segment into a pile of goo. I got dibs on Gerwitz. I just want to feel his bones breaking as I step on his bloody corpse.
Guest Brian Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 I think the topping is that my Giants tonight pulled out a win over the Braves.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Hey, at least he won his match too, ya know. Not that it really was a match or anything, and it was against Goldust. It could have been worse..
Guest bob_barron Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 I'm alive!!!!!!! Luckily I watched the Braves game and then caught RAW so I knew what I was in for. And I have to say- What the fuckety fuck?? They put Regal in the UnAmericans break it up two weeks later. So why not book Test/Christian v. Regal/Storm or maybe put Regal/Storm over as a tag team- OR SOMETHING. Dressing him in drag- does what??? Does it get Regal more over as a heel? Does it get Goldust more over?? Goldust was made to look like a loser, Regal wa made to look like a buffoon and I was forced to throw my garbage can at the door. Go ahead and piss all over my two favourites WWE. There's a reason I'm happy I'm going to SD! and not RAW.
Guest Hitman Jebus Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 There's a reason I'm happy I'm going to SD! and not RAW. Damn, I'm going to RAW on Monday (in Montreal) but everytime they showed that damn WWE live commecial...I wished I lived in Toronto to see a quality Wrestling show. Have fun at SmackDown!, Bob...I'll TRY to enjoy RAW BTW, anybody have any sign ideas I'm going to be on the 4th row!!!: If anybody has something like "Murder angles suck" but funnier I'd appreciate it Damn, I just realized my RAW is going to revolve around that stupid angle
Zorin Industries Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Im glad the house show in Belfast at the end of the month is Smackdown as well. Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerreo, sweet mother fucking christ. And lets not forgot your GOD and mine, TAJIRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest Kahran Ramsus Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Goldust was made to look like a loser, Regal wa made to look like a buffoon and I was forced to throw my garbage can at the door. Why? Did you miss the TV?
Guest bob_barron Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Well I didn't want to break the TV- I mean I don't want to miss Monday Night Football!
Guest DerangedHermit Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 If anybody has something like "Murder angles suck" but funnier I'd appreciate it Here's a few... The Butler HHHid the Knife in the Pantry Turn to "Murder, She Wrote"...oh, wait. HHH Killed Katie Vick ... and everybody's heat It's Chowdah, not Chowder! Gerwitz Hits the Fan Katie Vick = Lucy Kane is a Happy Marshmallow Man Through Hellfire, Brimstone and Murder Accusations - It's Kane In Soviet Russia, Katie Vick Killed Kane
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