Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted October 8, 2002 http://www.411mania.com/figures/article.ph...?figures_id=306 And kids are suppose to find these things cool or entertaining? I swear with all the recent tv crap and this, someones uping the lsd dose in the water cooler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 ...Great Googly Moogly. Except for the HHH figure, all of them are EXTREMELY disproportioned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 The HHH figure is atomically correct. And except for the hair, he is just like that in real life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted October 8, 2002 What happened to the figures that you could actually wrestle with? WCW used to put out a decent product... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Trips does not have a 10 inch waste!! All of those figures look horribly wrong!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Gee, I never realized HHH has a thick blond mane. Odd. My favorite one is Angle, cuz he's normally up to like his pecs and then *poof* it's WBF all over again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mach7 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Jesus, those are morbid. I never ever need to see that much of HHH's crotch EVER again, thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Bah Gawd, these look really bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cataclysm911 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 They need a Kane toy that comes with gasoline and a blowtorch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Strange that they pasted the old 'Hunter Hearst Helmsley' hair onto Triple H's head. Couldn't tell who it was until I scrolled down to the trunks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snowfan Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Strange that they pasted the old 'Hunter Hearst Helmsley' hair onto Triple H's head. Couldn't tell who it was until I scrolled down to the trunks. Hunter hates how he looks now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted October 8, 2002 I think the doctor in Rookie of The Year said it best.... " Funky Buttlovin!" Christ.....is this supposed to be some kind of steroid-esque shoot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Pop Culture God Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Guys, these are those bendable ones. They're not REAL figures per se. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 8, 2002 OH MY SWEET FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 OH MY SWEET FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?!?!?! Demon spawn. No wait...that would be the children of either HHH/Steph or Albert/Nicole Bass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Just because they're bendable doesn't mean they have to look like THAT! If they weren't bendables, I'd say HGH should come with "feces throwing action!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 8, 2002 I second what Brian said? What happened to the figures from the early 90s and late 80s that looked like the wrestlers and were actually useful? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snowfan Report post Posted October 8, 2002 These toys were paty of WWE's settlement with the WWF. They put WWE faces on gorilla bodies in an effort to subliminally promote donations to WWF. Screw screw the Pandas save the pandas.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted October 8, 2002 I'm still waiting for someone to finally use the old G.I. Joe 3 1/4'' model to make wrestling figures. Yeah, the face wouldn't match up as well, but they'd be cheaper and you'd be able to actually wrestle with them and junk. It would rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deadbeater Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Hurricane is inspired by comic books, but he doesn't bulk up like these comic book-inspired dolls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I'm pretty sure these aren't supposed to be proportionate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Assuming Wrestlers Use Steroids doesn't mean you Make their Toys look like Warped Gargantuan Monstrosities. In RL if that was their bodies they would fall over. They would need Walkers. Some of these people have either self image problems or they see absolutely different than what other humans do. I guess the Chris benoit would be a stick figure with breakable Arms and legs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted October 9, 2002 ya know, they need to make a sabel figure with these proportions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Damn, Angle looks like he's getting sodomized. I miss those old thumb wrestler action figures... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Man that Kurt Angle one is going to give me nightmares. Angle has boobs!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Is it just me or is Angles' symbol very superman esque? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest art_vandelay Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Those thingies almost gave me a boner! Yuck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
