Kane COULDN'T have killed Katie Vick

[Guest Pop Culture God]

You see, HHH placed the murder at ten years. When Kane debuted in 1998, Bearer had claimed Kane had been in an institution for all his adult life. So say Kane was the same age as Taker making what? 36, at the time? So he would have been in the asylum when she was killed in 92.

[Guest Kingpk]

You are using logic to try to figure out a WWE storyline.

 

Just give up now and you'll avoid the migraines.

 

When is Smackdown on?

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Don't cloud the issue with logic...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

To clarify, the WWE website says it's "Fick," not "Vick." Russo lives, as Fick is a suggestive name. I guarantee this Katie Fick was Kane's lover or something.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I agree with this totally, I went on that "Feedback" thing on WWE web page and asked them about the whole asylum thing. I also asked if Kane used his magic zombie lightning powers to kill her from inside the asylum, just in case they need an out.

 

I let you know if they get back to me.

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Guys, if we treat the angle as fact for a moment then it's obvious that this "Katie" meant something to Kane. Or else why choose that name, or why didn't Kane just deny it? Since Kane was burned alive it could have only have been one of three types of people:

 

 

A) Parent or Relitive

B) Sympathetic Social Worker/ Sanitorium Guard/ Clergy

C) Someone Paul Bearer knew

 

Therefore, we should get the final piece of Kane mythology before Kane sheds his demon persona completely ala Ministry/Biker.

 

BTW, did anyone notice that Kane foreshadowed the angle with some zombie sit-ups?

[Guest Cataclysm911]

I agree with this totally, I went on that "Feedback" thing on WWE web page and asked them about the whole asylum thing. I also asked if Kane used his magic zombie lightning powers to kill her from inside the asylum, just in case they need an out.

 

I let you know if they get back to me.

Best. Post. Ever.

[Guest snowfan]

I agree with this totally, I went on that "Feedback" thing on WWE web page and asked them about the whole asylum thing. I also asked if Kane used his magic zombie lightning powers to kill her from inside the asylum, just in case they need an out.

 

I let you know if they get back to me.

awesome sig....

 

Show Kane on the Zodiac's wanted poster......

 

awesome post too...

 

It was the guy on the briefcase who let kane out vince...

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Yall see John Doe last week?

A guy was accused of killing someone, but he was locked up inside an institution?

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Kane debuted in 97

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't say he did it five years ago.

 

I'll bet that was their original idea until someone pointed out that he premiered around the time this supposed Fick murder went down.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't say he did it five years ago.

 

I'll bet that was their original idea until someone pointed out that he premiered around the time this supposed Fick murder went down.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Well...it could still have worked if it was 5 years...

 

Kane was so angry once he was let out to go against his brother that he killed the first girl that he could get his hands on.

 

Then again...WWF/E has selective memory about their history.

[Guest converge241]

but how does Undertaker feel about all this

 

 

huh

 

huh??

 

ahhhhh

 

in all seriousness, i will die laughing if this leads to some kind of "trial".

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Since I have become the Sherlock Holmes in this twisted mess and Kotzenjunge, my Dr. Watson. It only remains for me to give you the reason why HHH a born and bred Connetitcutian knows of this killing whil we and Undertaker do not?

 

It's simple: HHH knew Vick was killed and researched the killings. This fits not only facts we have but, also Triple H's desire to gain a mental edge over an opponent. Of course, this may be an elaborate hoax and HHH may simple be using the unfortunate Ms. Vick's demise to re-focus Kane on other matters.

 

The game is afoot, Kotz, the game is afoot.

[Guest Pop Culture God]

I'd just like to point out my kickass pun on the classic Holmes phrase, "The game is afoot." and HHH's nickname "The Game."

 

Thank you, Ladies and Gentlemen, Thank You.

[Guest AndrewTS]

*honk, honk*

 

(A large truck delivering a double wide easily passes through the WWE Plothole Tunnel.)

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

No no no.

 

Katie Fick was a blind mental patient in the asylum Kane used to be in. She was the first woman Kane ever was attracted to and the first woman whom ever loved Kane back. Their romance blossomed over the short period of time they were together in the library - Kane a lonely stock boy who used his large size to reach the books on the top shelf for other patients; she a raving nut who jumped around the tables and threw books around.

 

It was a match made in heaven.

 

That is until Kate died.

 

BUT IT WASN'T KANE!

 

Kane was left alone at the library that fateful night 10 years ago to help put back in order all those books that Katie threw around earlier in that day. He worked out a plan so that they would meet in the library where they could be to themselves. It was the perfect plan, nothing could go wrong. Kane was so happy. There they were, two starcrossed lovers trying to find a piece of happiness in this crazy world. They were readin 'paradise lost' by John Milton when all of a sudden that damned security guard Mr. Moriarty came up from behind them and told Kane he was needed in the medical ward of the asylum. Kane, fearing that Moriarty would tell, ran immediately out of the library to go help which left Katie all alone with the scheming guard. You see, Moriarty could not stand that fact that two deviants such as Kane and Katie could find love in such a chaotic place, he was jealous. He coveted Katie and the relationship Kane had with her; he lusted for her. And that night, when Kane left the room Moriarty went to stake his claim.

 

Katie fought back as well as a blind woman could have - but Moriarty was too strong and too cowardly to succumb to a smaller woman. He pulled out his nightstick and smacked Katie over the head with it, rendering her unconscious. He took that opportunity to do whatever his sick mind would let him do to her - that sick sick moriarty! Kane came back soon after realizing that there was no help needed in the medical ward and that Moriarty had tricked him. As he stepped through the library doors he saw Moriarty ravaging his one and only love, it made him madder than ever. He ran to attack moriarty. The guard drew his gun but it was too late, Kane was already there. They fought. Kane was beating the hell out of him. But Moriarty was able to get his gun again and fired two blind shots. One hit Kane, the other hit Katie. Kane, wounded, still continued to fight Moriarty until one of them was dead. Security finally came to separate the two, Kane with his hand firmly gripped around Moriarty's neck - he looked like a guilty man right away. It took half a dozen security guards to subdue him, and even then they continued to beat on him through the night. The next day Kane found himself in solitary confinement - he couldn't move an inch. And he stayed there for the better part of the 90's, never to be let go until one day, a familar face came to take him home...

 

And so here we are today - Kane being blamed once again for a crime he didn't commit.

 

And you better believe that once Kane gets the upper hand on HHH that another 'familiar face' will be back once again...

 

THAT'S RIGHT!

 

The security guard 10 years ago named Moriarty TODAY is called THE BIG BOSS MAN! BAH GAWD!

[Guest Pop Culture God]

One more thing:

 

Since Paul Bearer is about to retire, will this be the last hurrah of the WWE's own version of Satan?

 

What role will Bearer play?

Will The Undertaker comment on SmackDown?

Is this what Bischoff wanted Ric Flair to find out about for him?

Will Kane deny the allegations, or did he kill Fick, as Taker did to his parents?

If so, how will the WWE explain the plotholes?

 

This is the first angle to really raise this many questions in a long long time.

[Guest snowfan]

Awesome....

 

fat "prison guards"=ratings...

[Guest Pop Culture God]

If the WWE is willing to play fast and loose with the asylum, can we trust ANYTHING Bearer has claimed about Kane? Even the burns.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Hey! Never let a stupid thing like logic or continuity get in the way of a bad angle!

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

That's the spirit Will! Sooner or later you will be in Mcmahons chair!

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Guys, I just thought it would be fun to theorize how all this will lead to Kane jobbing in two weeks.

[Guest SupaTaft]

Perhaps he broke out? He was a big strong boy after all.

 

Or he was released for a period of time. Hell, he could have escaped on a clinic picnic. My guess is that the girl was around 8 and was tossing flowers in a well when Kane approached and sat and played with her. Running out of petals Kane was confused and tossed the prettiest thing he could find in the well... Katie.

 

But knowing the WWE it'll be something stupid like she was Kane's daughter or former girlfriend in the asylum, just as a way of introducing a new crappy female to the roster.

 

-Taft

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Why introduce a "murder victim" to the roster?

 

Wouldn't she be too... stiff!

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

5:1 Odds that the dead body of Katie Fick comes back and becomes womens champion.

 

And Katie Fick is none other thaaaaaaan....

 

Stephanie Mcmahon in a lot of make-up.

[Guest snowfan]

5:1 Odds that the dead body of Katie Fick comes back and becomes womens champion.

 

And Katie Fick is none other thaaaaaaan....

 

Stephanie Mcmahon in a lot of make-up.

Dead Stehanie=Ratings...

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Dead Stephanie=Ratings...

Dead Stephanie Alive =/= Ratings

[Guest JHawk]

My theory:

 

I was at a clinic picnic, and this Katie was coming on to him in barn. A passionate embrace, but voila, she tried to scream rape. He grabbed her to shut her up since she was a lying bitch, but he accidentally snapped her neck because he was so strong. Of course, everybody comes running in, sees Katie dead with Kane standing over her, and it's immediately assumed to be a murder.

 

All that's missing is Gary Senise putting a bullet to the back of his head and we've figured out where they got this one from...

[Guest Downhome]

I haven't read all of these replies yet, and quite frankly, this angle is already sh*t to me. I will say this however...

 

...if they even TRY to make "Kattie" out to be some sort of young child, I will not be a very happy individual. It would sicking me to no end if they tried to make money off of the recent child killings, kidnappings, etc... Let's just pray that they don't even TOUCH those grounds, period.