Guest HBK16 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 It's finally here. I am leaving in about an hour and I thought I would put this up. Is there going to be a replay of it later tonight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted March 1, 2002 that guy that had a picture of him being ripped, then being out of shape was funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted March 1, 2002 DAN IS MY HERO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 1, 2002 It's MTV. If they don't replay it later tonight, they'll replay it four times more this week. Last season they played the latest episode right before Heat. I'm thinkin' they'll probably keep that up. Onto the show. I thought the judges seemed kinda mean at times. And why the fuck aren't you allowed to touch the ropes? Overall, it seemed to be a pretty good mix of people. I think I'll like this one better than the first. The only two switches I would have made would be the replacing the black girl with the orgasm chick and putting that guy who finished the run first in instead of Matthew. Y'know, that big hoss of a lad Ross was drooling over. But hey, it's not like black girl and hoss lad were really bad choices. Ross is a motherfucker, by the way. Also, from what I understand, they invited 250 people out of everyone who sent in tapes. Now ... my question is, why did they invite so many grossly obese people? Really, did they need that many fatties to make fun of? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sadyv Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Putting in the littlest guy and taking out the big hoss? Never gonna happen. The big guy didn't seem to have any negative points about him, so he was a lock, and rightfully so. The little guy got screwed though after showing his toughness and athletic ability winning the race. They should have taken out the fat ass black guy and put him in instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffin Surfer Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Yeah, What the hell was the point of the race anyway. That little guy must not have had a chance, if he blow everybody away and still didn't win. I guess the show needs another fat black guy to joke on this season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Someone asked why they invited so many fat, nasty people. Lord, I don't know why either. I sent my tape in, and I am not fat and nasty at all. And I wasn't even invited to tryout! I don't know what the criteria is. I do remember Ross mentioning in one of his RRs that one of the top contestants had to drop out due to a torn ligament. I wonder if it was matthew he was talking about. Man, was JR impressed with that hoss! Anni is my early pic. I must support the big girls! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted March 1, 2002 My picks are Jacob (the big white guy with the weird haircut) and Anni if they both stay healthy, although as far as the women go I'm pulling for Jackie. Cute and from about 15 minutes outside of my college. :-) But WTF are they thinking with the people they invite to try out? I mean, OK, I have no shot in hell because I'm male and as skinny as that Jessie chick (I hope I have that name right) but at least I can jump over the damned heavy bag without getting winded or killing myself. I mean holy crap. I am sorta happy the bigger black guy got in though. He has a better attitude than Daryl, it could make for good TV. Notice the guy who bitched about Tazz didn't make the final cut? Funniest thing I saw all night was Tazz ragging on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thefrenchargel Report post Posted March 1, 2002 I think this season will be better than the last. A few observations: First, the big mormon hoss looks like he's in great shape, has a good attitude, but I think he'll end up like the big guy named Jason that was on last year; dropping out for personal reasons. My early pick is the guy with the screwed up hairdo. For the female side, my pick is either Anni or the black girl that played basketball, can't remember her name. Tazz ragging on the Dan guy was priceless, I don't know what that guy was thinking, making fun of the judges who had been sitting there watching shmucks try out for a LONG time, not to mention that he lacked any shred of charisma or athletic ability. JR, Snow, and the other judges seem to know exactly what they're looking for in a contestant. After watching the tryouts, they probably only see six or seven people that have a shot, the rest of the 25 is to show that anyone has a chance. When it boils down to it though, the standouts will always do the best. Everyone who can't hack it physically will tend to washout within the first couple weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 1, 2002 I'd say the big girl and Jake win, but it's really too early to decide. And that's even if they're not picking one from each gender. Putting in the littlest guy and taking out the big hoss? Never gonna happen. The big guy didn't seem to have any negative points about him, so he was a lock, and rightfully so. The little guy got screwed though after showing his toughness and athletic ability winning the race. They should have taken out the fat ass black guy and put him in instead. I didn't watch the show really closely, so I'm not sure about him being a lock. I just really didn't want him to make it because JR liked him. The fat-ass black guy I liked, actually. Someone mentioned they might've went for him because they needed another Darryl, but I got the impression that fella was very humble and big-hearted! Someone asked why they invited so many fat, nasty people. Lord, I don't know why either. I sent my tape in, and I am not fat and nasty at all. And I wasn't even invited to tryout! I don't know what the criteria is. Well, I think for females, you had to look athletic and sexy enough that a lot people would want to do you. If you weighed over 150 pounds, then you'd better've been around 5'8" or above. And even then, you'd had to have been atheltic and sexy enough that a lot people would want to do you. And when I say "you," I don't necessarily mean you yourself, I mean "you" as in all the female applicants. A few observations: First, the big mormon hoss looks like he's in great shape, has a good attitude, but I think he'll end up like the big guy named Jason that was on last year; dropping out for personal reasons. I don't think that big hoss guy was the Mormon. The Mormon was the guy who had a kinda feminine voice who the judges said was boring during the taped interview section, I believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sadyv Report post Posted March 1, 2002 The big hoss was big, huge actually, were talking bigger than people like the Undertaker and Kane. So right there, just on sze alone there gonna take a long look. Those guys are hard to find. Second, he was in decent shape for being so huge. He;s not just another Darryl, the guy actually had some solid muscle on his frame, particularly his chest and arms. Third, he was, as JR said, capable of putting together sentences and seemed to be pretty bright. seemed to be a nice guy, so he had no bad real strong bad points about him. The black guy has no shot. His condition is terrible, he look's like a poor man's Mable. Nice guy or not, he had a huge negative against him. I think he was a MTV pick, they wanted him for the television. I thinks that why the little guy wasn't picked, they already did the little little guy last year, so they didn't want another one. The crazy Jacob guy looks promising. If I was the guy Tazz was ragging on, I would have told him to go fuck himself and if he touches me I'll beat him down in front of all the people there. Of course, I'm bigger and in better shape that the guy Tazz was ragging on, and have wrestled and done submission stuff, so I guess I can't fault him for being scared shitless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted March 1, 2002 I liked how Tazz was ragging on the two big guys (Matt & The Fat Black Guy) for walking it in. They could've probably ate Tazz whole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites