Promo: LOSER~!

[Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath]

A camera maneuvers around a corner, just ten minutes after the close of Crimson. A wooden door opens for the cameraman, and the scene opens up into the mens restroom. One pair of boots are visible in the far stall, and the sound of weeping can be heard. The curious cameraman moves over, the door is open to reveal Kamikaze (with his tights fully on, not around his ankles). The wrestler is hunched over, his face in his hands as he sobs.

 

Kam: "Oh, Maria.. how could it happen? How could you do that to me? What happened to you warning me about dangerous moves?"

 

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Kam: "You were comparing him to who?! If you're not gonna help me out.. "

 

The shot zooms in a bit, trying for a close-up of Kaze's face, but his hair is in the way. Zoom back out.

 

Kam: "All I asked Judge to do was play nice.. now he's got the whole fed after me.. "

 

Kamikaze straightens and opens his eyes, only to peer straight into a camera lens. He freezes for a moment, then hurriedly wipes his eyes.

 

Kam: "Why didn't you tell me someone was watching?! Geez.. do you mind?"

 

Kaze looks at the cameraman with puppy-dog eyes. Another figure bursts into the scene, holding a microphone. It's Ben Stiller!

 

Ben: "Hey, how's it going, loser?"

Kam: "Uh, that's not very nice."

Ben: "No one said anything about moi being nice. How do you feel about your loss tonight?"

Kam: "Crappy. Can't you tell?"

Ben: "Well, you look that way all the time, so. It was hard to tell."

Kam: "It's not so much that I lost, Ben. Can I call you Ben?"

 

Stiller shakes his head no, but jumps back as Kamikaze stands suddenly. Kaze shoves a finger at Ben, jabbing his chest.

 

Kam: "I didn't lose. I'm taking a step forward. First, I take on Mike Van Siclen and win a shot at the World Title."

 

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Kam: "Yes! I meant to do that the whole time! Yes.. "

 

With that, Kamikaze shoves past Stiller and the camera, leaving the bathroom. The camera follows him at a distance, and can barely overhear Kamikaze as he murmurs to Maria..

 

Kam: "Was that convincing?"

 

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Kam: "No?"

 

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Kam: "I am a loser.. "

[Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath]

Damn! I had to read this thing three times. Sure, it was kinda short, but it gives Kamikaze a new direction. Nice promo. Keep up the good work.

[Guest Powerplay]

Ahh! Damnit, I knew I forgot to do something last night. Well, good promo, and I guess Ben Stiller is doing the interviewing now that Ben Hardy is sort of out . Ah, Kaze, the poor battered guy who is picked on by everyone now..... All because of ME! Muhahahahahahaha!

[Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath]

You suck.

[Guest dr-smogz]

I'm confused, did you mean to post in an alternate id?

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

C'mon now, it fits with his nutjob persona. He has multiple personalities and talks to himself like he's alterating between two people.

 

Hence, the double post.

[Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath]

No, actually, I just thought it'd be really nice to reply to a promo on the boards, no matter how retarded it is.

 

I guess I shouldn't really expect people to reply to mine.. I don't say anything about other peoples' promos..

 

But, dammit.. I'm not writing for my health, here. I'm writing to entertain you people. If I'm not accomplishing that, someone please tell me so I can save myself the effort (or attempt something else).

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Well thanks for flushing my excuse for you down the shithole =P

 

And do whatever you think suits your purposes, don't worry *too much* about what entertains people the most in a promo.

[Guest Thoth]

Ben Stiller gets beat up by a lot of people. That's funny.