World Pro Wrestling Assault (18/2/02)

[Guest RickyB]

World Pro Wrestling Assault From The Nashville Colluseum, Tennessee on the USA Network (18-2-02)

 

(The cameras were backstage in Richard Batt's office, DDP stormed in through the door)

 

RB - I wondered where you went last week, I wanted to give you your WPW contract!

 

(DDP pulled Richard Batt up from his seat by his shirt)

 

DDP - Where's Bret Hart?

 

RB - I...I...I don't know!

 

DDP - Look, Richard, I don't like it when people lie to me.  Last week Bret Hart called me up and told me that he wanted to team with me for his one last match, that sounded fair to me.  But all he did was use me to get back at Hulk Hogan.  Now Richard tell me, where is Bret Hart?

 

RB - I don't know!

 

(DDP pushed Richard Batt back into his chair which almost tipped back over)

 

DDP - I'll just have to go and find him myself.  Oh and about that contract...

 

RB - (smiles) yes?

 

DDP - Stick it straight up your ass.

 

(DDP walks out of the door and the camera closes in on Richard Batt's face and he looks angry)

 

(A black screen that says "Last Week on Assault" comes up, Song 2 starts up in the background and Richard Batt is shown in the ring.)

 

RB - Welcome to The Pepsi Arena for WPW Assault!  (cuts to a Eric Bischoff walking down to the ring)  The first WPW Commissioner is EZE Eric Bischoff.

 

(Eric Bischoff is shown on the microphone)

 

EB - I love you fans and now I know that you fans really love me.

 

(Vince Russo is shown walking down to the ring then it cuts to him on the microphone)

 

VR - Richard Batt, how could you make this piece of *beep* the first WPW Commissioner.

 

(the camera cuts to Richard Batt poking Vince Russo's chest)

 

RB - You will never, ever become Commissioner of W P W.

 

(The camera cuts to Paul Heyman in his "office")

 

PH - I'm going to start up a new Wrestling group called Extreme Pro Wrestling also known as EPW.  (cuts forward in his promo) I'm not going to come on WPW shows, i'm going to run the group from my own home and i'm going to use your Wrestlers, so you have to pay them but they'll be working for me.

 

(The camera cuts to inside the Pepsi Arena where Eric Bischoff is talking to Paul Heyman on the Batt-tron)

 

EB - None of our Wrestlers would join up with you.

 

PH - They wouldn't??  (cuts to Paul Heyman's office) Well i've got a good friend of yours here who joined up with me just a few minutes ago.

 

(Paul Heyman motions someone over and Hulk Hogan walks onto the screeen wearing black Jeans with a white belt and a Black Leather Jacket.  The camera cuts back to the arena where Richard Batt is on the microphone)

 

RB - ...(to the fans) Screw you, screw the lot of you. Your going to get what you want with EPW, but you know what, Eric Bischoff, Vince Russo and me. We're going to crush it.

 

(The camera cuts to after the Hardy Boyz-Harris Brothers match.  Richard Batt was down in the ring and so was Ron Harris.  Don Harris climbed into the ring and Choke Slammed Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy then ran at Don Harris and went to clothesline him... but Don Harris kicked Matt in the stomach and Choke Slammed him.)

 

JS - What was the reason for that, no-one knows if the Hardy's are in EPW.

 

(The camera cuts to Rob Van Dam and Lance Storm brawling in the entryway)

 

RB - (talking over the music) Ok, I know what to do. Lance Storm Vs RVD.

 

(The camera cuts to RVD and Lance Storm Backstage.  Lance Storm was shown whipping Rob Van Dam into one Drinks Machine and then into another one.  Then Lance Storm was shown lunging at Rob Van Dam, but breaking through the Drinks Machine.)

 

TS - Both RVD and Lance Storm look hurt!

 

(The camera cuts to Paramedics checking on both Wrestlers before showing Bret Hart walking backstage)

 

TS - Here comes Bret Hart!!!

 

(The cameras cut to Bret Hart in the ring)

 

BH - I came here tonight to talk to you fans.  I came here to thank you for all of your years of support, and to have one final match in front of you tonight.

 

(The camera cuts to Paul Heyman)

 

PH - I have one of the greatest Tag Teams from over the last few years with me in EPW. If you go backstage and get yourself a Tag Team partner then tonight in the Main Event it can be the first "official" EPW Vs WPW match, what do you say???

 

(The camera shows a close up of Bret Hart)

 

BH - I'm not here to fight for WPW, i'm not here to fight for EPW. I'm here to fight for these fans.

 

(The camera shows Eric Bischoff standing in the entryway)

 

EB - The Bret Hart I remember would never back out of a challange.  (cameras show a close up of Bret Hart's face reacting to what Bischoff said then going back to Bischoff)  I'm sure these fans want to see Bret Hart and a member of WPW take on the team from EPW don't they??

 

(The camera shows Bret Hart)

 

BH - I'll fight the match tonight.  (shows the fans cheering) I'm doing it for the fans!

 

(The camera clips to the Hurracane Vs Chris Candido match and shows The Hurricane clotheslining Chris Candido who accidently knocked Tammy off the apron.  It then showed The Hurricane hiting Chris Candido with the Hurribreaker and pinning for the three count.  It then cut to Chris Candido checking on Tammy getting stretchered into the Limo.)

 

TS - I really don't know how Chris Candido feels right now, Tammy could be seriously hurt.

 

(The camera cuts to Richard Batt's office where he's naked (apart from a sock) on a chair.  Jo lets Hulk Hogan, the Sandman and The Hardy Boyz into the room.)

 

Jo & Jakki - What do you want us to do President???

 

(The camera cuts a bit further on where Richard Batt is on his knees bowing down)

 

RB - Please, I beg you, please let me....

 

(Jo moves Hulk Hogan in front of him)

 

Jo - Kiss my feet Richard and i'll think about it.

 

(The camera shows Richard Batt kiss Hulk Hogan's boot and then cuts a bit further with Richard Batt realising what's going on)

 

HH - You're pathetic, brotha!!

 

(Everyone in the room starts laughing and the camera cuts to Bret Hart walking out for the main event)

 

TS - Bret Hart is ready for his return to the ring!

 

(The camera cuts to Richard Batt walking down to the ring with Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler, camera cuts to the Referee ringing the bell and then cuts to Security taking the Dudley Boyz backstage and it shows Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson dancing until Bret Hart gets a microphone)

 

BH - Stop the music. (The music stopped) Richard Batt, I came here to Wrestle tonight and you stop my match for these two..... sluts to come to the ring and "Dance". What are you running here, World Pro Wrestling or World Pro Strippers.

 

RB - This is a Wrestling show but the fans wanted Stacy Kiebler and Torrie Wilson. I'm giving the fans what they want.

 

BH - The fans probably want free tickets but you don't give them out.

 

(Richard Batt shrugged his sholders)

 

BH - I don't know why I agreed to come back tonight, you've proved to me exactly what I always thought... Wrestling isn't for me anymore.

 

(The camera cuts to Bret Hart walking towards the entryway but then cuts back to the ring and shows Hulk Hogan laying Richard Batt out and then posing for the fans before showing Bret Hart run back up the ramp... and attacking Hulk Hogan with the chair and it then showed Bret Hart on the mic after Assault.)

 

BH - As I said before I came to WPW to Wrestle one of the biggest dream matches in Pro Wrestling... with this guy here, Hulk Hogan. Thanks a lot Richard for giving me the chance to get him.

 

(The WPW Opening sequence is shown and the cameras go into the arena to a big fireworks display and the cameras went to the commentry team of Tony Schiavonne, Jerry Lawler and Joey Styles)

 

TS - Welcome to the Nashville Colluseum for WPW Assault!  Tonight...

 

("The Best There Is, The Best There Was and the Best There Ever Will Be!" Bret Hart's theme tune hit's the speakers and he walks out to the ring with Eric Bischoff.)

 

TS - And here comes Bret Hart who turned on the fans last week at Assault when he layed out Hulk Hogan in the middle of the ring.

 

JL - Who cares about the fans, he showed his true colours and joined WPW!

 

TS - If he wanted to join WPW then good for him but that was no reason for him to swerve the fans.

 

(Eric Bischoff picked up a microphone when he got into the ring)

 

EB - I love each and every one of you fans (points at a fan in the front row) apart from you, you're ugly (Bret Hart points to a fat fan a few rows behind him then Eric Bischoff pointed towards him) and you you're too fat.  But I know that you all love (points towards himself) me (the whole arena errupts into booes).  (Holds his hand out in mock modesty) You're too kind!  Tonight i'm here to introduce the first OFFICIAL addition to WPW... Bret "The Hitman" Hart (Booes echo around the arena) to WPW fans!

 

(Eric Bischoff hands the microphone to Bret Hart)

 

BH - (the fans boo so he pauses for a few seconds) Yeah, yeah, I hate you too.  (the booes get louder) You know, all i've heard this week is "Why, Bret, why did you join WPW", "Why, Bret, why did you screw the fans", "Why, Bret, why did you join up with Richard Batt".  Well i'll tell you why, it's to get back at one man.  The one man who's dodged me my whole career, the one man who I should have had a chance to face when I was at the top of my game... the one man who knows that he can't beat me.  You all know who that man is, it's the so-called "Immortal One" Hulk Hogan.  Yeah, Hulk Hogan, what a great guy.  He took the WWF to the top, he took WCW to the top beating almost every guy in both Promotions.... but he never beat me.... (Booes come from the fans) he never beat Bret Hart.  He never beat me because he was always too scared to face me, you see when I was in the WWF he used whatever tactics he could to avoid me.  Back in 1993 I was the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER for the WWF World Title, I was ready for my shot at the Immortal One, I was ready for my shot at Hulk Hogan.  But Hulk Hogan didn't want to face me, oh no, he went to WWF Management and he said "You know, brotha, I don't want to face that great young guy Bret Hart, I want an easy match... I want the little Hulkamaniacs to believe that i'm the greatest Brotha!".  And I didn't get my shot because it was given to Yokozuna, god rest his soul.  So then I went over to WCW and there was Hulk Hogan, the WCW World Champion, did I get my shot at Hulk Hogan there?  No!  This time Hogan got down on his knees and begged me not to fight him.  So I joined with him expecting to get my shot later.  But when it came around to my turn to face him, he dissapeared, he left for a "break" and came back and spent his whole time kissing my ass so that I didn't kick his!  You know, it pisses me off that I never got to face Hulk Hogan before I got injured.  But you know, this time, after my injury, i'm making DAMN sure that I get my shot, i've got a hitlist here in WPW and right at the top of that hitlist it says "Hulk Hogan".  And even though tonight you're probably hiding in Paul Heyman's office dodging me, hoping that I go away like some bad dream.  But you know, i'm not going away, i'm not going away until you agree to go one on one with me in the ring, Hogan.  I'm ne....

 

("Self High Five" DDP's theme tune hits the speakers and he walks out to the ring)

 

TS - It's Diamond Dallas Page, he was looking for Bret Hart earlier and he didn't look happy!!!

 

(DDP steps into the ring and neither Bret Hart or Eric Bischoff are sure how to act)

 

BH - DDP!  (reaches out to shake his hand) How are ya?

 

(DDP just looks at his hand then walks over and gets a microphone)

 

DDP - How am I?  How do you think I am, last week I got a phone call from a man named Bret Hart, he told me "Page, tonight I have a match in WPW, and I need a tag team partner.  Now I know you don't like, or trust, Richard Batt.  But we're not Wrestling for him, we're Wrestling for the fans.".  I only came and Wrestled the match because I wanted to have this one for the fans, you stabbed them in the back and you stabbed ME in the back!  Now you have this little "hit list" well you know what?  So do I!  And guess what (nods at Bret) you're name is at the top of the list

 

(Bret Hart looks at Eric Bischoff and then goes to punch DDP, who blocks the punch and then punches Bret, then punches him again and then does the spin thing and punches Bret down to the ground.  Bret gets back to his feet and brawls with DDP for a bit while Eric Bischoff gets a chair from out side and hits DDP over the back of his head with it and Bret then gives DDP a sidewalk slam and puts the sharpshooter on him as Security fills the ring and tries to pull Bret off DDP, but he won't let go of the sharpshooter until Eric Bischoff tells him to forget about DDP and just think about getting Hogan.  Bret and Eric go backstage and the camera shows a close up of DDP with a look of anger at Bret Hart.  The cameras go back to Richard Batt's office where Vince Russo is talking to Richard Batt.)

 

VR - Now we know about 6 guys who are in EPW right?

 

RB - Hogan, Hardy Boyz, Dudley Boyz and The Sandman, right?

 

VR - Yeah, that's right.  Now what we need to do is punish these guys to the point where they just want to leave.

 

RB - hmm... I want to get back at that bastard, Diamond Dallas Page too.

 

VR - Well you know what?  For DDP, I think that I have the perfect solution!

 

TS - I wonder what they mean by "perfect solution"?

 

JL - Whatever it is, I bet it's completely perfect!

 

(Richard Batt and Vince Russo both laugh and then the cameras go backstage to show the WPW Merchandise stalls, people are buying stuff from the WPW stalls until a bunch of people walk over in EPW shirts chanting "EPW! EPW! EPW!", they start to set up a stall accross from the WPW stall with EPW Shirts, etc.  People walk over from the WPW Stall and form a que outside the EPW stall as it's being set up before the cameras go back to ringside)

 

TS - EPW starting to sell their own merchandise out there.

 

JL - They should be banned from the arena!

 

(Rob Van Dam's music starts up and he walks out to the ring)

 

TS - This guy was involved in a very brutal match up last week with Lance Storm, i'm suprised that he's here tonight.

 

JL - Well he deserved it for not pledging his aligance to WPW!

 

TS - He's out here for his first match under orders from Richard Batt, every "known" EPW Wrestler who is in the arena tonight HAS to fight a match against a mystery oponent.

 

JS - But RVD isn't a "known" EPW Performer.

 

JL - According to who?

 

(Rob Van Dam climbs into the ring.  The fans chant "RVD RVD" as the music stops)

 

TS - I wonder who his opponent is.

 

(Steve McMichael's music hits the speakers and he walks into the entryway and gets a microphone)

 

SM - Cut the music (his music stops, the fans boo for a few seconds and Steve McMichael looks around for a few seconds then lifts the microphone to his mouth).  Tonight, once again, i've been disrespected but this time it's not only by the fans, but by WPW too.

 

JL - What?

 

SM - WPW are disrespecting me, one of the greatest athletes of all time, an ex-NFL Hall Of Famerby throwing me in the ring with a trator!  (Rob Van Dam walks accross to the side of the ring and starts to shout at Steve McMichael)  With someone who is going to turn his back on the compnay that is paying his wages and giving him a place to showcase his talents.  Not that he has any!  (The fans boo like crazy) So tonight i'll kick his ass for W..P..W!

 

(Steve McMichael walks to the ring)

 

Rob Van Dam Vs Steve McMichael

 

Steve McMichael got into the ring and ran to clothesline RVD, but RVD ducked and went to drop kick Steve McMichael.... but Steve McMichael held onto the ropes and RVD hit thin air.  Steve McMichael hit Rob Van Dam with a running Elbow Drop then choked RVD (referee 1..2...3...4...) then Elbow Dropped Rob Van Dam again.

 

TS - Steve McMichael already resorting to cheating.

 

Steve McMichael then pulled RVD back to his feet and then whipped him to the ropes and went to clothesline RVD.... but RVD ducked the clothesline and came back off the ropes for a high leg clothesline, Rob Van Dam then went to the ropes and hit a Rolling Thunder on Steve McMichael.

 

TS - Rob Van Dam with some great offence here.

 

JS - He's a great Wrestler, one of the greatest rising stars in all of Pro Wrestling.

 

Rob Van Dam then stood in the ring and pointed to himself as Steve McMichael got back to his feet (fans: ROB... VAN... DAM!).  When Rob Van Dam turned round Steve McMichael clotheslined him and then elbowdropped him again.

 

TS - McMichael is back in control of the match.

 

Steve McMichael pulled Rob Van Dam to his feet and whipped him to the ropes... but Rob Van Dam reversed the Irish Whip and clotheslined Steve McMichael down.  Rob Van Dam then started to pull Steve McMichael to his feet but Steve McMichael low blowed RVD as he was on his knees.

 

TS - A cheap shot from McMichael.

 

Steve McMichael then whipped RVD into the turnbuckle and wrapped his leg around the middle rope and started to pull on it (referee 1..2...3...4..)

 

TS - Steve McMichael working Rob Van Dam's knee over the middle rope.

 

JS - He's probably setting him up for the Figure Four Leg Lock.

 

McMichael broke the hold then reapplied it (referee 1..2...3...4...) Steve McMichael broke the hold again and then reapplied it (referee 1..2...3...4...) Steve McMichael broke the hold and then started to kick the inside of Rob Van Dam's knee (referee 1..2..3...4)

 

TS - Steve McMichael just working on the knee, clever offence.

 

The referee got in the middle of Steve McMichael and Rob Van Dam and tryed to push Steve McMichael away from RVD but Steve McMichael pushed the referee out of the way.

 

TS - Steve McMichael just pushed the referee out of the way!

 

JS - That should be an automatic disqualification.

 

Steve McMichael then started to kick the inside of RVD's knee again until the referee got back up and boke the two of them up again.

 

TS - Steve McMichael needs to stick to the rules or he'll be disqualified.

 

JL - Steve McMichael is giving the crowd what they want, they cheered for EPW so he's Wrestling Extreme!

 

JS - What are you talking about?

 

Rob Van Dam limped around the ring after the beating his knee took.

 

TS - Steve McMichael is trying to break Rob Van Dam's knee just like he tried to break Booker T's last week.

 

JL - I thought Rob Van Dam was supposed to be extreme.

 

JS - He is, but you try and walk after having someone try to break your knee.

 

JL - That's what WPW is about, Wrestling, people are supposed to get hurt, Joey.

 

Steve McMichael lifted Rob Van Dam's leg off the ground and started to kick the inside of his knee, and then dragged Rob Van Dam accross the ring and elbow dropped the inside of knee twice and applied a figure-four leg lock.

 

TS - The figure four leg lock!

 

JL - This match is over!

 

Rob Van Dam layed back in the hold and Steve McMichael got a two count, Rob Van Dam tried to turn the hold round to reverse it, but he couldn't do it.  He then layed back in the hold and the referee counted a pin 1..2..Rob Van Dam pushed back up.

 

TS - Rob Van Dam better be careful, he could get pinned in this hold.

 

JL - Tapping out would be the smart option... but then again RVD isn't that smart haha!

 

Rob Van Dam started to push towards the ropes but he couldn't push far because Steve McMichael put more pressure on the leg.

 

TS - Rob Van Dam needs to tap out.... this move could servierly injure him!

 

Rob Van Dam called for the fans support to help him reach the ropes and they started to chant "RVD, RVD, RVD"

 

TS - Rob Van Dam is going to try and reach the ropes!

 

Rob Van Dam started to push accross the ring and he started to reach and reach for the ropes but he couldn't reach them and Steve McMichael started to try and pull RVD back accross the ring.

 

TS - This move could end Rob Van Dam's career.

 

Steve McMichael put more pressure on the hold and Rob Van Dam tried once again to reach for the ropes.... but he couldn't reach it.  Rob Van Dam called for the fans support again and tried to push further accross the ring before reaching for the ropes again...... AND REACHING THEM!!

 

TS - Rob Van Dam has got to the ropes!

 

JL - I thought the match was over!

 

Steve McMichael got to his feet and pulled Rob Van Dam's leg round and climbed out of the ring.  He slammed the back of Rob Van Dam's knee on the edge of the ring apron twice.

 

TS - Steve McMichael is like a maniac!  He's trying to break Rob Van Dam's leg!

 

McMichael then he pulled Rob Van Dam's knee over the bottom rope and then pulled down on it applying pressure on it.

 

TS - Come on somebody, stop this match.

 

After Steve McMichael broke the hold he climbed back in the ring and  dragged Rob Van Dam over to the turnbuckle.  He climbed out of the ring and slammed the inside of Rob Van Dam's knee into the turnbuckle.

 

TS - Rob Van Dam looks in a lot of pain here, somebody needs to stop this match.

 

He then applied a figure four around the turnbuckle which the referee counted to five.

 

TS - Steve McMichael won't break the hold.  He just wants to injure Rob Van Dam!

 

The referee then tried to break the hold he then threatened Steve McMichael with a Disqualification and Steve McMichael broke the hold and climbed back in the ring.

 

JL - Rob Van Dam needs to do the smart thing and tap out and end the match.

 

Steve McMichael dragged Rob Van Dam to the middle of the ring and once again applied the figure four leg lock.  

 

TS - Steve McMichael could end Rob Van Dam's career tonight, just like he almost did to Booker T last week.

 

This time he positioned himself near the ropes and when the referee turned to check on Rob Van Dam he started to use the ropes to apply more pressure.

 

JS - REFEREE!  Steve McMichael is using the ropes...

 

TS - Steve McMichael is blatently cheating to try and win this match!

 

The referee looked back round at Steve McMichael and he let go of the ropes.  Rob Van Dam then layed back on the mat and the referee made a pin 1..2..Rob Van Dam pushed back up.  The referee then checked on Rob Van Dam again and Steve McMichael held back onto the ropes for more pressure and then let back go when the referee looked back round.

 

TS - Steve McMichael is blatently cheating in this match, someone needs to stop him so that Rob Van Dam can get a fair match.

 

JL - With the beating he's taken even if he did have a fair match he's already lost it now.

 

TS - Rob Van Dam has a real will to win this match, he's putting so much effort in that I really think he could come back and win it.

 

The referee looked at the ropes (which were shaking because of Steve McMichael pulling on them to apply pressure on the hold) and warned Steve McMichael not to use them.  Rob Van Dam's shoulders then went back onto the mat and The referee went to count the pin again 1..2...Rob Van Dam pushed back up.

 

JL - The longer Rob Van Dam is in that hold, the closer his career is to ending.

 

Steve McMichael held onto the ropes again for more pressure and Rob Van Dam pointed to Steve McMichael and told the referee that Steve McMichael was using the ropes but Steve McMichael let go of the ropes again before the referee could see him.

 

TS - Steve McMichael should be disqualified!

 

JL - What the referee doesn't see the Wrestler gets away with, Tony.

 

The referee warned Steve McMichael not to cheat again and went to check on Rob Van Dam again so Steve McMichael held onto the ropes.... but the referee seen him and told him to break the hold.  But he wouldn't.

 

TS - He won't break the hold.. referee, disqualify him.

 

JS - He should have been disqualified a long time ago.

 

The referee counted 1..2...3...4...Steve McMichael broke the hold.

 

TS - Finally Rob Van Dam has got out of the hold.

 

JS - But do you think he'll be able to fight the match after the beating he's took?

 

Steve McMichael got to his feet and turned to the fans.  He started to taunt them as Rob Van Dam struggled back to his feet, the fans started to chant "RVD, RVD, RVD" as he struggled to his feet.

 

TS - The fans right behind RVD!

 

JL - The fans just love the guy!

 

Steve McMichael taunted the fans and said "Rob Van Dam's career is over!" to a fan at ringside, Rob Van Dam got back to his feet and when Steve McMichael turned round he whipped him over into the turnbuckle and followed in with a high leg clothesline... but Steve McMichael pulled the referee in the way and RVD hit the referee!!

 

TS - NOO!!  Steve McMichael used the referee as a human sheild!

 

JS - That's such a cheap way to stay in the match.

 

Rob Van Dam checked on the referee as Steve McMichael took RVD down by tackling the back of his knee and he put the Figure Four Leg Lock on again.  Lance Storm came out through the crowd and climbed in the ring with a chair.  He taunted Rob Van Dam by crawling near his face and shouting at him, he then stood up and started hitting his knee (the one that the figure four wasn't being done on) with the chair.

 

TS - This is terrible from Lance Storm!  Rob Van Dam is completely helpless.

 

JL -Serves him right for joining EPW.

 

Then Booker T ran to the ring but as he climbed in Lance Storm wiped him out with the chair and then worked on the inside of his knee with the chair.

 

TS - Booker T came in to help Rob Van Dam but it doesn't look like he can do much now.

 

Rob Van Dam held onto the ropes but because the referee was knocked out he couldn't see him holding onto the ropes as Lance Storm put Booker T in the Canadian Maple Leaf.

 

TS - This is terrible Jerry, Steve McMichael has gone down to a new low, he's trying to end Rob Van Dam's career.

 

The referee got to his feet and seen Rob Van Dam holding onto the ropes (referee 1..2...3....4...5) The referee tried to get Steve McMichael to break the hold but he wouldn't.

 

TS - Steve McMichael doesn't care about winning the match, he just wants to break Rob Van Dam's leg.

 

The referee called for a DQ.

 

Winner: Rob Van Dam

Match Length: 7 Minutes

 

Winner: Rob Van Dam by DQ

 

TS - Steve McMichael is so bitter about how his career went downhill that he's trying to take it out on the new stars.... this is terrible.

 

(Referees flooded into the ring to try and get Steve McMichael to break the hold on Rob Van Dam and to try and get Lance Storm to break the hold on Booker T and it took them 2 minutes to finally get them to.  Both Lance Storm and Steve McMichael high fived each other before walking backstage laughing.)

 

TS - The referees are checking on the two young stars in the ring... and Steve McMichael is laughing about it... so is Lance Storm.  They have no remorse for what they did.

 

JL - They're under orders to destroy EPW... they have to do what they're doing.

 

TS - They don't have to do anything, Jerry, they're enjoying what they're doing.

 

(The cameras go backstage where Eric Bishcoff was waiting for Lance Storm and Steve McMichael, they walk up to him and he shakes hands with Steve McMichael)

 

EB - Well done Steve!  You did a great job with Booker T last week and you did a great job this week with Rob Van Dam!!  (He shakes hands with Lance Storm) Well done, you worked on the weakened knee and i'm sure that's broken too.  Come on, lets celebrate!

 

(Eric Bischoff walks off, Lance Storm and Steve McMichael high five each other and follow him as an advertisement for WPW Assault next week in Panama City Florida is shown.  When we return from the break the cameras go back to the stalls, the WPW Stalls are shown with no customers at all while the EPW stalls have hundreds of people around it.)

 

TS - EPW sure seems popular here!

 

JL - Well they would be in a town like this!

 

(The cameraman get's round to the back of the stall so that you can see them selling stuff.)

 

Man at EPW Stall - Can I get a Hulk Hogan shirt?

 

Man selling EPW stuff - No, we're all sold out.

 

Man at EPW Stall - What about a Hulk Hogan bandana?

 

Man selling EPW stuff - We're all out of them too.

 

Man at EPW Stall - Have you got any Hulk Hogan stuff?

 

Man selling EPW stuff - Nope, we're all sold out... we'll have the new set here in 10 minutes, I promise.

 

Man at EPW Stall - Damn...

 

(The cameras go back to the arena and the EPW logo flashes accross the screen and Voodoo Child by Jimmi Hendrix blasts over the speakers)

 

TS - Is that what I think it is!!

 

JS - It's Hogan's music!!

 

(Hollywood Hogan walks out on the entryramp playing the air guitar)

 

TS - Hollywood Hogan is here!

 

JL - He shouldn't be here, he's a sell-out!

 

TS - He's a what?

 

JL - He sold out to Paul Heyman!

 

(Hollywood Hogan walks down to the ring and plays the air guitar in the ring before getting a microphone from a stage hand)

 

HH - Cut the music.  (The music stops and Hogan stands in the ring as the fans cheer wildly.  Hogan goes to speak just as a "Hogan" chant starts up.  Hogan waved his hand and put it to his ear as the fans popped).  You know (fans popped for Hogan and he looked around at the fans), it's great to be back (fans popped huge).  It's great to be able to be out here for the Hulkamaniacs again.  Not so long ago I thought i'd never see you again, I thought my career was over when that peice of crap, Vince Russo (Hogan paused as the fans booed) screwed me at a WCW Pay-Per-View two years ago.  But then not so long ago I got a call from Paul Heyman, he told me about his plan to take over WPW.  I took him straight up on his offer because I wanted to see you fans one last time (the fans didn't know how to react).  Because, you know, i'm not getting any younger and I need to make sure that I can show all my Hulkamaniacs one last time that no-one in the Wrestling World can do it like I can (the fans popped huge).  You see, i've gone around the World Wrestling in front of all of my Hulkamaniacs and i've only got a year or two left in me and I want to use that time to help the young guys in EPW make a name for themselves (the fans pop huge).

 

(The cameras go backstage where Richard Batt, Vince Russo, Eric Bischoff and Bret Hart are watching Hulk Hogan's promo)

 

RB - This is sad.

 

EB - I'm going out there now.

 

RB - No, no, let him speak.

 

(Bret Hart turns around and walks out of the room)

 

RB - Bret, Bret!!  Get back here.

 

(The cameras go back to the ring)

 

HH - These guys need to get a lucky break in the business like I, and all of the stars in Wrestling did.  And who better to help them than Hulk Hogan??  I'm, along with Paul Heyman going to try and give them that break that they need.

 

("The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be", Bret Hart's theme tune hits the speakers and he walks down to the ring)

 

HH - What are you...

 

(Bret Hart gets a microphone as his music stops)

 

BH - Shut up, Hulk.  What the hell do you think you're doing out here telling these fans that you're here to "help the young guys".  No-one has stopped the young guys making a name for themselves more than you have, think back to the WWF in 1993.  I was a young guy and you came riding back into the WWF to "help me" against Yokozuna, but what did you do?  You won the Title that I deserved, I was the young guy and I needed my lucky break.  (Hulk Hogan goes to speak) Don't bother, let me talk.  I asked you for a Title match, but you wouldn't let me have the match... you dodged me.  You said that "I wasn't in your league", you said that "I didn't deserve a shot", I was the young guy, I needed my break but you wouldn't let me have it.  You wouldn't give me my World Title shot.  And why?  Why wouldn't you give me a shot Hogan?  (Hogan goes to talk) I'll tell you why... (walks straight up to Hulk Hogan) because YOU were scared.  You were scared that i'd beat you in front of your "Hulkamaniacs".

 

HH - Bret...

 

BH - Hogan, I needed MY break, I needed my chance to become the star.  But you wouldn't let me have the chance.  Me and you Hogan, back then, we were the stars of the WWF.  But I needed that one win, I needed that one chance to GET the win, but you didn't give me it.  You thought you were too big for a match with me.

 

HH - That wasn't how it went down, brotha.

 

BH - So how did it go down.

 

HH - A lot of things happened, brotha...

 

BH - Then explain WCW, all the time I was in WCW you avoided me.  You didn't want to face me.... you were too scared to face me.  (Hogan walks past Bret Hart and sets off backstage) Go on Hogan, walk away just like you always have... Look what you've turned into Hogan, during the 80's you used to be the greatest Wrestler in the world.  For the last ten years you've been a joke, you've been running from me all these years.... you're a joke Hogan, you're just a joke!

 

(Hulk Hogan stops and turns round and looks back at Bret Hart)

 

BH - What are you going to do Hogan, are you going to Hulk up?  Are you going to run wild over Bret Hart?

 

(Hulk Hogan walks back down to the ring he stands face to face with Bret Hart for a few seconds then grabs the microphone off him)

 

HH - You want to know why I didn't want to face you in 1993?  Do you really want to know?  (Bret nods and says "Yeah, I want to know")  I didn't want to face you because I didn't want to let my fans down, brotha, me and them - we were a team.  We'd beaten everyone, me and the Hulkamaniacs had fought the Russians, we'd slammed Aundre The Giant, pressed him over our heads and slammed him to the mat.  But then out came all these new, young guys, who were bigger, stronger, faster and I didn't think I could keep up with them.  I knew that I needed to work harder to keep up with them, but I didn't have the time to put in the extra work to keep up with the young guys - I was off filming movies and TV shows.  You were one of those guys, Bret, I didn't want the Hulkamaniacs to see me lose... I didn't want the Hulkamaniacs to watch me fail.  So Bret, I didn't think I was above you, I wasn't scared of you and I didn't want to hold you down.  I knew that I'd need to do more work than I could to defeat you.

 

(Bret Hart just laughs and takes the microphone back)

 

BH - You expect me to believe that.

 

(Hogan grabs the microphone back)

 

HH - That IS why I didn't face you.

 

(Bret Hart grabs the microphone back)

 

BH - Well since you're fans have already seen you lose then why don't you go one on one with me tonight.  (Hulk Hogan shakes his head) Are you still scared of me, Hogan?

 

(Hulk Hogan takes the microphone off Bret Hart)

 

HH - I'm not scared of you, brotha.  But I need time to prepare for a match... i'll let you know when I'M ready for  a match.

 

(Hulk Hogan walks out of the ring and sets off backstage)

 

BH - I'll be waiting...

 

(Bret Hart runs and clotheslines Hogan  in the entryway and stomps on him for a few seconds)

 

TS - What was the reason for that?

 

JL - Hogan was too scared to face him... what a coward!

 

(Bret Hart shouts at Hogan and walks backstage.  The cameras go backstage to show Richard Batt, Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo laughing at Hulk Hogan)

 

An advertisement for wpw.cjb.net was shown

 

(The cameras came back to show Hulk Hogan walking about backstage.  DDP walks past him)

 

HH - DDP.

 

DDP - What, Hulk?

 

HH - Me and you both have problems with Bret Hart, right brotha?

 

DDP - Yeah?

 

HH - Then why don't you join EPW with me and Paul Heyman?

 

DDP - (thinks for a second) I'll think about it.

 

(The cameras go back to ringside, Eric Bischoff's music starts up and he walks out on the entryway with a microphone as the music stops)

 

EB - Tonight, as you might have worked out is going to be the start of WPW crushing EPW (booes from the fans).  Steve McMichael has already destroyed Rob Van Dam and we have three more matches set up for tonight, The Hardy Boyz will face The Harris Brothers in a Texas Tornado match, The Dudley Boyz will face The Hurricane and Lance Storm.  And that peice of shit, Diamond Dallas Page will face our Perfect solution.  Enjoy the show.

 

(Eric Bischoff turns around to walk backstage but he gets layed out by a singapore cane shot from The Sandman, who has a Title belt over his sholder.  The Sandman grabs the microphone from Eric Bischoff.)

 

Sandman - You forgot one more match Eric, you see this belt on my sholder - it's my King Of Hardcore Title, tonight i'm going to call out ANYONE from backstage to face me for it, WPW, EPW or hell, even the WWF can face me for it.

 

(The Sandman drops the microphone and walks backstage.  The camera cuts to Jo & Jakki walking about backstage.)

 

Jo - Wasn't it fun humiliating Richard Batt last week?

 

Jakki - You know it girl, Paul Heyman loved it!

 

(They turn round a corner where Stacy Keibler is standing)

 

Jo - We were just...

 

Jakki - ...leaving

 

(They turn around and Torrie Wilson is standing there)

 

Torrie - We want you (points at Jo), and you (points at Jakki) in the ring tonight.

 

Jo - I...I don't know how to Wrestle!

 

Jakki - I don't know... how to Wrestle either.

 

Jo - We're just models.

 

(Torrie looks accross Stacy and smiles)

 

Torrie - In a... (Stacy nods) bra and Panties match!

 

(Torrie and Stacy walk past Jo and Jakki)

 

Jo - What are we going to do?

 

(The cameras go back to ringside)

 

JL - Woooo!!  Bra and Panties match tonight!  Puppies, Puppies!!

 

TS - Well, next is... The Hardy Boyz against the Harris Brothers.

 

Hardy Boyz Vs Harris Brothers

 

TS - Remember this match is under Texas Tornado rules which means that all four Wrestlers are in the ring at the same and pinfalls can be made by any Wrestler.

 

Matt Hardy runs into the ring and The Harris Brothers go to clothesline him but he ducks and runs to the ropes as Jeff Hardy goes to the top rope and takes Ron Harris down with a Missile Dropkick.  

 

TS - Jeff Hardy from the top rope!

 

JS - Jeff and Matt have always been known for their arial ability!

 

Matt Hardy tries to take Don Harris down with a clothesline, but Don Harris just stands there.

 

TS - Don Harris just stands there!

 

JL - He's one big mean guy!

 

Jeff Hardy goes over to help Matt Hardy and they both whip Don Harris to the ropes and then go for a Double Clothesline, but the clothesline has no effect on Don Harris who pushes them both back accross the ring into a Clothesline by Ron Harris on both of the Hardy Boyz.  

 

TS - OHH!!  Ron Harris takes both of the Hardy Boyz down!

 

JL - Strength and Power... just what WPW is about.

 

The Harris Brothers then whip the Hardy Boyz to the ropes, Don Harris clotheslines Matt Hardy and Ron Harris clotheslines Jeff Hardy and they both attempt a pin and the referee counts both 1.(Jeff Kick Out).2.(Matt Kick Out).  

 

TS - A two count there!  I thought the match was over!

 

Ron Harris picks Jeff Hardy up and takes him over to one corner and Don Harris takes Matt Hardy over to the other corner.  They both whip the Hardy Boyz into each other.... but the Hardy Boyz manage to reverse it!  The Harris Brothers manage to stop running into each other (The Hardy Boyz couldn't get enough force to throw them into each other) but when Ron turns back round Jeff Drop kicks him at the same time as when Don turns into a Drop kick from Matt.  

 

TS - Both members of the Harris Brothers are down!!

 

Jeff Hardy pulled Ron Harris to his feet and hit his head into the turnbuckle as Matt Hardy did the same thing with Don.  Both Matt and Jeff started hitting their opponents with chops they then pulled them back into the ring and snap-suplexed them over.  Matt & Jeff then went up to the top rope in opposite corners of the ring.

 

TS - What are they going to do?

 

They showed off to the crowd before both going for Frog Splashes... but both of the Harris Brothers move out of the way!!!  

 

TS - OHHH!!!!  Both of the Hardy Boyz hit the mat hard!

 

JL - It's all over now!

 

The Harris Brothers both start stomping on Matt & Jeff before picking them up and taking them over into the Turnbuckles.  Ron Harris goes to work on Jeff Hardy destroying him with a series of punches and chops, while Don Harris destroys Matt Hardy with 5 Hard Chops.  

 

TS - The Harris Brothers are just destroying the Hardy Boyz here!

 

JL - What else did you expect?

 

Ron & Don then signal something to each other and then whip the Hardy Boyz into each other.... but Jeff Hardy ducks round Matt and clotheslines Don Harris, who falls back into the turnbuckle as Matt manages to send Ron Harris into the turnbuckle with a High Leg Clothesline!!

 

TS - The Hardy Boyz telegraphed that move!

 

Jeff Hardy suplexes Don Harris out of the corner and pins for a two count while Matt Hardy hits Ron Harris with a series of Chops and then suplexes him out of the corner and pins for a two count.

 

TS - Matt got a two and a half count there!

 

JL - Come on Haris Boyz!

 

Jeff Hardy says something to Matt and then goes up to the top rope on one side of the ring as Matt Hardy went up on the other side of the ring.  

 

TS - The Hardy Boyz are both up top....

 

Both Hardy Boyz played to the crowd before Jeff Hardy hit a Senton Bomb and Matt Hardy splashed Ron Harris and pinned 1..2..Don breaks the count with a driving elbow.  

 

TS - DON MAKES THE SAVE!!  If it wasn't for Don there then the match was over!

 

Jeff Hardy punched Don Harris twice and then clotheslined him over the top rope as Matt Hardy pulled Ron Harris up to his feet and then looked to the fans who cheered for him.... TWIST OF FATE!!!

 

TS - TWIST OF FATE, IT'S ALL OVER!!!

 

JL - NO!!  NOT THE TWIST OF FATE!

 

Jeff Hardy quickly went up to the top and hit a Swanton Bomb and pinned as Don Harris got back into the ring and clotheslined Matt Hardy and stomped on Jeff Hardy before the referee could count.

 

TS - Don Harris breaks the pin attempt again!

 

Don Harris sent Jeff Hardy to the ropes and give him the big boot and pulled him back to his feet and give him the H-Bomb, but before he could pin Matt Hardy drop kicked him.

 

TS - Matt Hardy sends Don Harris down!

 

Don Harris tried to clothesline Matt Hardy, but Matt Hardy ducked under the clothesline and give him the twist of fate when he came back off the ropes.  He pinned Don Harris 1..2...RON HARRIS MAKES THE SAVE!

 

TS - RON HARRIS BREAKS THE PIN!

 

JL - This match could go on all night!

 

Ron Harris pulled Matt Hardy to his feet and give him the H-Bomb and pinned 1..2...JEFF HARDY BREAKS THE PIN AT THE LAST SECOND!

 

TS - Jeff Hardy keeps the Hardy Boyz in the match!

 

JL - DAMMIT!

 

Jeff Hardy went to the ropes and went to give Ron Harris a Hurracanrana.... but Ron Harris cought him and Powerbombed him down on to the mat!

 

TS - OH!  What impact!

 

As Ron Harris celebrated Matt Hardy rolled him up 1..2..Kick Out!  Ron Harris got back to his feet and stomped on Matt Hardy, and then he pulled him to his feet and pushed him into the Turnbuckle.  He chopped Matt Hardy then punched him and then chopped him again, and again... Matt Hardy fell forward out of the turnbuckle, but Ron Harris pushed him back into the turnbuckle and chopped him again.

 

TS - Matt Hardy taking a big beating in the turnbuckle here.

 

JL - Ron Harris is handing out punishment here.

 

Jeff Hardy ran and clotheslined Ron Harris, but it had no effect and Ron Harris pushed him back accross the ring into a rollup from Don Harris 1..2...KICK OUT!

 

TS - Almost a win there for the Harris Brothers!

 

Ron Harris then used his boot to choke Matt Hardy as Don Harris took Jeff Hardy into the other corner and chopped him, then chopped him again.

 

TS - The Hardy Boyz taking a tremedous beating here.

 

JL - Serves them right.

 

Don Harris punched Jeff Hardy twice and then kicked him in the stomach.  He then shouted over at Ron Harris and he tells Ron Harris to get ready to clothesline Jeff.  Don Harris whips Jeff Hardy accross the ring.... and Ron Harris runs accross and clotheslines him.

 

TS - OH!!  Jeff Hardy got taken out from that clothesline!!

 

Ron Harris tells Don Harris to clothesline Matt Hardy.  Ron Harris whipped Matt Hardy accross the ring..... and Don Harris clotheslined him!

 

TS - The Harris Brothers just toying with the Hardy Boyz now!

 

Don Harris picked Matt Hardy up and took him into the turnbuckle and Ron Harris picked Jeff Hardy up and took him to the turnbuckle.  Don Harris chopped Matt Hardy 3 times while Ron Harris choked Jeff Hardy with his boot.

 

TS - Come on now, just pin one of the Hardy Boyz and end the match.

 

JL - This is what WPW is about, brutal matches!

 

Don Harris told Ron Harris to whip Jeff Hardy accross the ring.  So Ron whipped Jeff over..... and Don Harris clotheslined him!  The Harris Brothers laughed and high fived each other.  Don Harris walked over and whipped Matt Hardy over.... but he reversed it and Ron Harris clotheslined Don Harris down!!

 

JS - MATT HARDY REVERSED IT!!

 

JL - NOO!!

 

TS - Ron Harris can't believe what happened!

 

Ron Harris looked shocked and Matt Hardy ran accross the ring and drop kicked Ron Harris who stumbled over to the ropes and Matt Hardy clotheslined him over the top rope!  Matt Hardy stumbled accross the ring very tired.

 

TS - Does Matt have the energy to end the match!!

 

Don Harris got back up to his feet... TWIST OF FATE!!

 

TS - All he has to do is pin Don Harris and it's over!

 

Don Harris fell onto his back and his arm fell over Matt Hardy and Matt Hardy's arm was on Don Harris the referee counted the pin 1..2...(Matt got his shoulder up)..3!

 

TS - IT'S OVER!!  THE HARDY BOYZ WIN!!  WHAT A MATCH!!

 

JL - DAMN!

 

Winners: The Hardy Boyz

Match Length: 6.30 Minutes

 

(After the match Lita climbed in the ring and checked on the Hardy Boyz before the cameras went to the hospital where Chris Candido is with Tammy who has a neckbrase on.  Chris Candido has hold of Tammy's hand)

 

CC - I'm sorry for what I did last week.  It was my fault... I should have been more careful.

 

Tammy - Chris, it wasn't your fault.  Chris, you should be at Assault tonight.

 

CC - I'm not leaving your side Tammy... i'm staying right here.

 

Tammy - No, Chris you've been here all week, you need to get back in the ring.  The arena's just down the road, take the car.

 

CC - I'm staying here in the hospital until you recover.  Then i'm going back for revenge on The Hurricane.  Do you need anything.

 

(Tammy sighs as Gregory Helms walks in with a camera crew, Gregory turns to face the camera)

 

GH - I'm here at a Hospital in Nashville, Tennesee near to where WPW Assault is taking place tonight, to give you a special report on Tammy who was injured last week in Chris Candido's defeat to The Hurracane.

 

CC - What are YOU doing here.

 

GH - I'm here to report on Tammy.

 

CC - I said NO reporters

 

GH - Well, ok.... but I have a message for you from the Hurracane.

 

CC - What?

 

GH - The Hurracane wanted me to give you a message.

 

CC - Fine, what is it?

 

GH - He told me to say that you shouldn't come back after him when Tammy's healed because you aren't in his league.

 

CC - Really?

 

GH - He said that you shouldn't mess with a Superhero because the good guys always win.

 

CC - Uh huh.

 

GH - And he said that he'll just banish you from WPW forever.

 

CC - Great, thanks... now go away.

 

(Gregory Helms took the camera crew back outside)

 

GH - Ok, lets get back to the arena.

 

(Chris Candido walked back over to Tammy.)

 

Tammy - You're not going back after The Hurracane?

 

CC - No, i'm staying here.

 

Tammy - Put WPW Assault on.

 

(Chris Candido put the TV on and the cameras cut away to Richard Batt's office, Eric Bischoff is talking to Richard Batt)

 

EB - Who are we going to put against The Sandman?

 

RB - Who cares, let one of the EPW Wrestlers fight him for his little "title".  We don't need it.

 

EB - Yeah, but if we take his Title...

 

RB - Trust me, let the EPW guys fight each other... we don't need his belt.

 

EB - I guess not.

 

RB - Have you got out 'perfect solution' sorted out?

 

EB - Yeah... he should be here any minute now.

 

(WPW Assault goes to a break and when it comes back it shows the EPW Stall again, there's loads of people at the EPW Stall and hardly anyone at the WPW Stall, the cameras go over to the WPW stall.)

 

Man #1 selling WPW Stuff - We haven't had any business at all tonight since they came here.

 

Man #2 selling WPW Stuff - What the hell are we going to do?

 

Man #1 selling WPW Stuff - I don't know, they've sold out of stuff three times tonight but people keep coming back to buy more stuff.

 

Man #2 selling WPW Stuff - Maybe we should shout a bit louder and create more attention.

 

Man #1 selling WPW Stuff - Good idea... GET YOU'RE WPW STUFF, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF STOCK... BUY YOU'RE WPW STUFF HERE!!

 

(The people buying EPW merchandise all turn around and throw empty cups and other trash at the WPW guys and shout stuff like "SHUT UP", or "WPW ISN'T COOL", or "EPW RULES, WPW SUX!")

 

Man #1 selling WPW Stuff - Damn it...

 

(The cameras go backstage to show The Hurracane getting out of a Limo before going back to the commentators at ringside.)

 

TS - Well tonight we have DDP against the so-called "Perfect solution", Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler against Jo and Jakki in a Bra & Panties match and coming up next The Hurracane and Lance Storm are going to face The Dudley Boyz!

 

(The Hurracane's music hits the speakers and he walks out to the ring with a microphone followed by Lance Storm and Mighty Molly)

 

JL - The Hurracane, Tony, Tony, IT'S THE HURRACANE!

 

TS - Yeah, yeah, Jerry.

 

JL - THE HURRACANE IS HERE!

 

TS - Yeah, and tonight he's teaming up with Lance Storm to take on The Dudley Boyz.

 

(The Hurracane got in the ring and the music stopped)

 

TH - Good citizens of Nashville Tennesee, last week I made WPW safe once again from the Evil Invaders of EPW when I defeated Chris Candido fairly and squarly in the ring.  Chris Candido should not be fighting a Superhero because he isn't good enough too.  Chris Candido, when you come back to WPW, The Hurracane....

 

MM - ...and Mighty Molly...

 

TH - ....will make sure that you don't do wrong AGAIN!

 

("Welcome To DUDLYVILLE", The Dudley Boyz theme hit the speakers and the Dudley Boyz walked out to the ring.  As they were about to come out the cameras went back to the Hospital.)

 

Tammy - Chris, you should go over to the Nashville Colluseum.

 

CC - I'm not leaving you.

 

Tammy - Firstly he sends Gregory Helms over here to give us a message and now he's talking about you on TV.

 

CC - ...Ok, but i'm coming straight back...

 

(Chris Candido walks out of the room and the cameras go back to the ring.)

 

"WPW" - The Hurracane & Lance Storm w/Mighty Molly Vs The Dudley Boyz

 

The match started as a brawl between all 4 Wrestlers until Lance Storm took D-Von Dudley to the outside.  In the ring Buh Buh Ray took The Hurracane into the corner.

 

TS - The Hurracane is going to have to stay away from the corners if he wants to get into this match.

 

Buh Buh choped The Hurracane 4 times.

 

TS - The sound of those chops echo around the arena!

 

Buh Buh whipped him to the other corner and Buh Buh Ray followed in with a Clothesline, Buh Buh then whipped him back over to the other corner and Clotheslined him again.

 

TS - Buh Buh Ray is using the corners to work on The Hurracane.

 

The Hurracane took a few punches from Buh Buh Ray and then Buh Buh tagged out to D-Von Dudley.  The Hurracane was took into the middle of the ring and D-Von went up to the top rope as The Hurracane was layed out on the floor and Buh Buh lifted his legs in the air as D-Von Headbutted him in the groin.

 

TS - OH!  Down Low there from the Dudley Boyz!

 

JL - Cheap shots from EPW.

 

JS - And what was Steve McMichael's attempt to end Rob Van Dam's career,

 

JL - A tactical move.

 

D-Von Dudley pulled The Hurracane up to his feet again and then punched him a few timed before whipping him to the ropes and clotheslining him.  He pulled The Hurracane up to his feet and short-arm clotheslined him before tagging back out to Buh Buh Ray Dudley.

 

TS - Quick Tags here from the Dudley Boyz.

 

Buh Buh Ray lifted The Hurracane up to his feet, but The Hurracane Low Blowed him and whipped him into the turnbuckle where Lance Storm started to choke him.  The referee told Lance Storm not to get involved unless he was Tagged in, The Hurracane started to choke Buh Buh Ray.

 

TS - This is terrible, The Hurracane and Lance Storm choking at Buh Buh Ray

 

D-Von tried to make the save but Mighty Molly told the Refere he was trying to interfiere so the referee told him to get out of the ring.  While the referee sent D-Von out of the ring The Hurracane and Lance Storm both kicked away on Buh Buh Ray in the corner and then double suplexed him

 

JS - Somebody's got to stop this, Buh Buh Ray is getting destroyed in there.

 

The referee turned round and sent Lance Storm back out of the ring.  Lance Storm tagged in for The Hurracane and Lance Storm elbowdropped Buh Buh Ray once, twice, thre-Buh Buh Ray rolled out of the way!  Lance Storm tried to elbow drop Buh Buh Ray again - Buh Buh moved away again and started to crawl over to make the Tag.

 

TS - Come on Buh Buh, make the Tag!!

 

JL - No!  EPW can't win this match

 

The Hurracane went up top to try and interfiere but the referee came over and told him to get down, just as Buh Buh made the hot tag to D-Von!

 

TS - D-Von is in the ring!!

 

D-Von clotheslined Lance Storm, as The Hurracane got down from the top rope.  The referee turned round and sent D-Von out of the ring, D-Von argued that he was tagged in.  As he was arguing that he was tagged in, Lance Storm crawled over and pinned Buh Buh Ray the referee went over to count as The Hurracane nailed D-Von with a Top RopeDouble Axe Handle 1..2....kick out!!

 

TS - OHHH, 2 and 3 quaters there!

 

The Hurracane took Buh Buh Ray to the outside and started to work on him out there while Lance Storm stomped away on D-Von, then taunted the fans as D-Von struggled to his feet.  Lance Storm went to punch D-Von Dudley, who just managed to block it and punch back.  Lance Storm tried to punch him again, but D-Von just blocked it and ran to the ropes, but Lance Storm hit him with a knee to the midsection.

 

TS - OHH!!  SUCH IMPACT!!

 

Lance Storm taunted D-Von Dudley as he got up slowly.  Lance Storm kicked him in the face as he was on his knees.

 

TS - He kicked the taste right out of his mouth!

 

JL - This is great!

 

When D-Von Dudley got to his feet Lance Storm give him a Northern Lights Suplex and bridged pinned him 1..2..kick out!

 

TS - Just got out there!

 

Lance Storm complained about a slow count and then climbed up to the top rope waiting for D-Von to get up.  But as he D-Von Dudley was pushing up to his feet Buh Buh Ray jumped up onto the apron and pushed Lance Storm off the top rope!

 

TS - Buh Buh Ray might have just saved D-Von!!

 

D-Von Dudley fell forward onto a pin 1..2.KICKOUT!

 

JL - This is terrible, just terrible!

 

JS - What is?

 

Jl - The Dudley Boyz are cheating!

 

D-Von struggled back to his feet and stumbled around obviously struggling to stand up.  Buh Buh Ray held out his hand asking for a tag.

 

TS - Tag Buh Buh, Tag Buh Buh!!

 

D-Von Dudley stumbled accross the ring and Buh Buh Ray tagged himself in!

 

TS - Buh Buh Ray is in!

 

Buh Buh clotheslined Lance Storm and then stomped on him twice and picked him up and sent him to the ropes and Scoop Slammed him when he came back and he went to the ropes and Elbow Dropped Lance Storm.  He pulled Lance Storm to his feet as Chris Candido started to run out from the back.

 

TS - IT'S CHRIS CANDIDO!!!

 

JL - HEY!! GET HIM OUTTA HERE!

 

Buh Buh Ray gave Lance Storm the Buh Buh Cutta as Mighty Molly tried to get in Chris Candido's way.

 

JL - Yeah!  That's right Mighty Molly, stop him!

 

Chris Candido pushed Mighty Molly out of the way as Buh Buh Ray pinned 1... The Hurracane climbed into the ring ..2....Chris Candido grabbed onto The Hurracane's foot and pulled him out of the ring ...3!!!

 

TS - The DUDLEY BOYZ WIN!!

 

JL - THEY SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED!!  They cheated!!

 

JS - Oh shut up!

 

Winners: The Dudley Boyz

Time: 5:00

 

(Chris Candido and The Hurracane brawled at ringside for a second and then Buh Buh rolled to the outside and threw him into the ring.  Chris Candido rolled into the ring after him and Buh Buh shouted to D-Von "D-VON GET THE TABLE!!!")

 

TS - UH OH!!  I THINK WE KNOW WHAT'S COMING NEXT!!

 

(D-Von got a Table from the outside and threw it into the ring Chris Candido set the Table  up in the ring as D-Von got onto the top rope!)

 

TS - HERE IT COMES!!

 

JL - NOOO!!

 

(Buh Buh Ray lifted The Hurracane up......... 3D!!)

 

TS - IT'S THE 3D!!

 

JL - They're trying to end The Hurracane's career!

 

JS - I thought he was a superhero, he should be able to come back from this.

 

JL - The bad guys never win, The Hurracane will get his revenge!

 

(Chris Candido got a microphone as The Dudley Boyz walked backstage, Chris Candido kneeled down next to The Hurracane and started to talk.)

 

CC - Last week, you did something you should never have done... you injured Tammy.  You broke her neck.

 

JL - What are you talking about, it was your fault... y-o-u-r  f-a-u-l-t.

 

CC - Then you cheated to beat me, then you bragged to me about when Tammy was getting taken into an Ambulance.  Then you sent that reporter to me to give me a "message", and then you came out here and badmouthed me.... well you know what "superhero", i'm going to make you regret it... oh yes I am.  You better watch your back because (Mighty Molly climbs in the ring with a Chair) the moment you let you're guard down... (Mighty Molly nailed him with the chair)

 

TS - Mighty Molly just took out Chris Candido with the Chair!

 

JL - Serves him right!

 

(Mighty Molly checked on The Hurracane as the cameras went to Paul Heyman's "office", he was on the phone to someone)

 

PH - So you think you've got him on our side?.... good good.... watch his back tonight, we need as many new members as we can get!

 

TS - Who is he talking to???  And who is he talking about?

 

(The cameras go to Richard Batt's office, he's also on the phone.  Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo are sat with him.)

 

RB - We need you here soon.... yes, yes I know.... I said I KNOW.... yeah, yeah perfect timing.... sure.... you're facing Diamond Dallas Page in the main event.... yeah I know.... Perfect!  He'll be here and it'll be completely perfect!.

 

TS - Who is this Perfect Solution?

 

(Richard Batt high fives Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff and the cameras go back to ringside)

 

TS - Jerry, you know what's coming next...

 

JL - Wooo!  It's the bra and panties match... wooo!

 

(The WPW theme tune started up and Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler walk down to the ring)

 

JL - Puppies Puppies Puppies

 

TS - Calm down King.

 

(The music stops as Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson wait in the ring but Jo & Jakki don't turn up, Stacy Keibler and Torrie just look at each other as if to say "Where are they?", the walk around the ring waiting for a bit longer)

 

TS - Well, we're supposed to be having a match here... but Jo and Jakki don't seem to be coming out here.

 

(The Batt-tron showed Jo and Jakki walking out of the arena)

 

Jo - I'm not Wrestling here tonight, i'm just a model... I can't break my nails!

 

Jakki - I'm not stepping into that ring!

 

(Torrie Wilson asks for a microphone)

 

TW - Jo & Jakki, do you think you can come in here and act like bitches and get away with it.  Well this week you might have got away, bu