Can't You See What Is Happening!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Stephanie McMahon has turned you all in her favor.

 

Think about it.

 

She books both shows whilst only appearing on one (SmackDown!)

 

She has made sure that she has every single person the fans like seeing, save RVD, Jericho, and possibly Booker.

 

And she has given her wrestlers' matches time.

 

CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT SHE IS DOING?

 

She is looking for an excuse to trade Rob Van Dam and Chris Jericho and Booker T to SmackDown! You people are giving her all the reasons in the world to do so! You know who you want to see succeed: Eric Bischoff and the RAW Renegades! Make it happen! Tell them you don't want RVD on the blue show, you want Kurt Angle with Red, White and Bischoff! You don't want Chris Jericho on SmackDown; You want the Cruiserweight Crew on the coolest show in the land, Raw!

 

Rise up! Let yourselves be heard! Let us not fuck Stephanie McMahon's ego anymore!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Can I just fuck her normally?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Sure thing.

[Guest treble charged]

Yeah, she's got b00bs. She can do whatever she wants.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Actually, I always wanted to, so this is no new revelation.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Glad to see the "I'd still hit it" mentality lives when it comes to Steph.

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

A-men.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

by a show of hands who wouldn't bang Steph?

 

::Counts hands:: nobody.

[Guest Kingpk]

She needs to ditch the life preservers though.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Ugh... I'd prefer it if RVD stayed on RAW and not bore me to tears on Smackdown.

[Guest Flyboy]

I thought Benoit did that for you enough, APO?

 

*sneaks off*

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

::::: cracks knuckles :::::

 

This is gonna be FUN! Hehehehehehe...

 

[Guest Flyboy]

Damn you to hell!! >_<

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(flames APO, tells Flyboy how cool he is, and runs out of the thread after banging Steph)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

LOL! I was hoping you wouldn't notice for a while...

 

Anyways, since I AM the Ayatollah, NO ONE is above me!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

Oh, and before I forget...

 

:::: flames Spoon and leaves a special "present" for him ::::

 

[Guest Flyboy]

*thanks his pal Spoon for coming to the rescue and bitchslaps Byron on his way out*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

A special present? What'd you do, shit on my lawn?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

*points to Spoon's new custom title*

 

DAMN YOU, APO!!

 

Abusing mod powers! BAN! BAN!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

:::: cags Flyboy on his way out ::::

 

HA HA!

 

[/Nelson]

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh HELLS NO!!!!!

 

(takes a flamethrower to APO)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

:::: transforms into Triple H and no-sells the flamethrower ::::

 

I AM THE GAME-UH!!!!!!

 

::: poses ::::

 

:::: spits water :::::

[Guest Flyboy]

*sends the Warrior to handle APO-H*

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

::::: hands Warrior a gerbil to screw to his heart's content ::::

 

I am THAT DAMN GOOD-UH!!!!!

[Guest Kingpk]

::Steals APO's girlfriend/booker::

 

HA HA, now you are powerless!!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

No-uh, that was Flyboy Van Dam's woman, Nicole Bass-uh...

 

::: poses :::

 

::: spits water :::

[Guest Kingpk]

Voiceover: What APO doesn't know is that we switched his bottled water with a bottle of scalding acid.

 

Let's watch.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

::::: "accidentally" spits it all over Flyboy :::::

 

Damn-uh... my bad, Jobber...errrr, I mean Robert-uh...

[Guest Flyboy]

*"accidently" ducks as acid is spat all over Byron's car*

 

Oops.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

SONOFABITCH!!!!

 

Eh, screw it... it was in Jericho's name anyway

 

[Guest Flyboy]

*stops the beating of APO to laugh at a Jericho joke*