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Guest Chuck Woolery
Posted

Stephanie McMahon has turned you all in her favor.

 

Think about it.

 

She books both shows whilst only appearing on one (SmackDown!)

 

She has made sure that she has every single person the fans like seeing, save RVD, Jericho, and possibly Booker.

 

And she has given her wrestlers' matches time.

 

CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT SHE IS DOING?

 

She is looking for an excuse to trade Rob Van Dam and Chris Jericho and Booker T to SmackDown! You people are giving her all the reasons in the world to do so! You know who you want to see succeed: Eric Bischoff and the RAW Renegades! Make it happen! Tell them you don't want RVD on the blue show, you want Kurt Angle with Red, White and Bischoff! You don't want Chris Jericho on SmackDown; You want the Cruiserweight Crew on the coolest show in the land, Raw!

 

Rise up! Let yourselves be heard! Let us not fuck Stephanie McMahon's ego anymore!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Can I just fuck her normally?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest treble charged
Posted

Yeah, she's got b00bs. She can do whatever she wants.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Actually, I always wanted to, so this is no new revelation.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Glad to see the "I'd still hit it" mentality lives when it comes to Steph.

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

by a show of hands who wouldn't bang Steph?

 

::Counts hands:: nobody.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

Ugh... I'd prefer it if RVD stayed on RAW and not bore me to tears on Smackdown.

Posted

I thought Benoit did that for you enough, APO?

 

*sneaks off*

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

::::: cracks knuckles :::::

 

This is gonna be FUN! Hehehehehehe...

 

:firedevil:

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(flames APO, tells Flyboy how cool he is, and runs out of the thread after banging Steph)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

LOL! I was hoping you wouldn't notice for a while...

 

Anyways, since I AM the Ayatollah, NO ONE is above me!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

Oh, and before I forget...

 

:::: flames Spoon and leaves a special "present" for him ::::

 

^_^

Posted

*thanks his pal Spoon for coming to the rescue and bitchslaps Byron on his way out*

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

A special present? What'd you do, shit on my lawn?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Posted

*points to Spoon's new custom title*

 

DAMN YOU, APO!!

 

Abusing mod powers! BAN! BAN!

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

:::: cags Flyboy on his way out ::::

 

HA HA!

 

[/Nelson]

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Oh HELLS NO!!!!!

 

(takes a flamethrower to APO)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

:::: transforms into Triple H and no-sells the flamethrower ::::

 

I AM THE GAME-UH!!!!!!

 

::: poses ::::

 

:::: spits water :::::

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

::::: hands Warrior a gerbil to screw to his heart's content ::::

 

I am THAT DAMN GOOD-UH!!!!!

Posted

::Steals APO's girlfriend/booker::

 

HA HA, now you are powerless!!

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

No-uh, that was Flyboy Van Dam's woman, Nicole Bass-uh...

 

::: poses :::

 

::: spits water :::

Posted

Voiceover: What APO doesn't know is that we switched his bottled water with a bottle of scalding acid.

 

Let's watch.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

::::: "accidentally" spits it all over Flyboy :::::

 

Damn-uh... my bad, Jobber...errrr, I mean Robert-uh...

Posted

*"accidently" ducks as acid is spat all over Byron's car*

 

Oops.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

SONOFABITCH!!!!

 

Eh, screw it... it was in Jericho's name anyway

 

^_^

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