Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Russo spun the wheel of swerves, and it hit 'Random match', which will be an 'Ultimate Survival Death match'. Head Hunter B's new partner is Stevie Ray. Fruit Booty! Ultimate Survival Death Match: Kamala and Head Hunter A defeated Head Hunter B and Stevie Ray when Head Hunter A pinned S. Ray after a flying legdrop in 0:05:59. Rating: -* 1/2 After the match, Head Hunter B turned on Stevie, and joined his brother and Kamala. Stevie promised revenge. The wheel hits 'Dog Collar match' for our next match Dog Collar No-DQ-Match: Randy Orton pinned Roddy Piper with the Leg Swinging Neckbreaker in 0:07:28. Rating: DUD Randy Orton makes an O with his arms as a voiceover hails him as the second coming The wheel hits 'Caribbean Strap match'. They lock up. Rey Misterio Jr. hits a Japanese armdrag takedown on Shawn Stasiak. Rey Misterio Jr. takes Shawn Stasiak down with a dropkick. Shawn Stasiak begs off. Rey Misterio Jr. hits him with the Caribbean Strap. Rey Misterio Jr. takes Shawn Stasiak down with a flying cross body press. The crowd is cheering on Rey Misterio Jr.. Rey Misterio Jr. works the crowd. The crowd is cheering on Rey Misterio Jr.. Rey Misterio Jr. hits turnbuckle number one. Rey Misterio Jr. tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but Shawn Stasiak is there before him. Shawn Stasiak hits turnbuckle number two. Shawn Stasiak hits turnbuckle number three. Shawn Stasiak hits turnbuckle number four. The crowd is booing Shawn Stasiak. Caribbean Strap Match: Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak defeated Rey Misterio Jr. and Konnan in 0:00:50. Rating: * Our wheel hit 'Blindfold match'. For some reason.. yeah They lock up. Marty Jannetty uses a fireman's carry on Buff Bagwell. Marty Jannetty is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Marty Jannetty hits Buff Bagwell with a punch. Marty Jannetty uses a superkick on Buff Bagwell. A few fans are cheering on Marty Jannetty. Marty Jannetty works the crowd. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Marty Jannetty. Marty Jannetty nails Buff Bagwell with a superkick. Marty Jannetty is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Marty Jannetty. The winner is Marty Jannetty. Time of match: 0:00:33 Blindfold Match: Marty Jannetty pinned Buff Bagwell after a superkick in 0:00:33. Rating: DUD Buff Bagwell breaks down and cries after the match, screaming out 'Mommy! I want to go home!' Our wheel hits 'Chairshot Survival Death Match' Al Greene executes a running powerslam on Kevin Nash. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Tim White counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Al Greene is starting to get more cheers than boos. Chairshot Survival Death Match: Al Greene pinned Kevin Nash after a running powerslam in 0:14:42. Rating: -* Nash shakes his head and considers bringing back the Big Guy to take care of Al Greene. The wheel hits 'Kiss my ass match' [Kiss My Ass Match]: La Parka pinned Nicole Bass after a Frankensteiner in 0:06:29. Rating: -* La Parka doesn't want Nicole Bass to kiss his ass, he brings out THE BROOKLYN BRAWLER. Brawler unleashes his ass, she kisses it. Then, SABLE runs down to the ring and tries to attack La Parka and pull off his mask, but La Parka pulls off her face.. to reveal it was a mask and that she was merely Sunny. For some reason. Chris Candido then ran in and looked like a dwarf attacking La Parka We didn't need a wheel for this. Viagra on a Pole Match: Honky Tonk Man pinned Jerry Lawler after hitting him with a foreign object in 0:05:29. Rating: ** 1/4 Honky Tonk Man takes the Viagra down, but then.. MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE hobbles down and steals the viagra. Our wheel hit 'Capture the Midget' Jeff Jarrett throws Paul Wight back into the ring. Jeff Jarrett executes the Stroke on Paul Wight. Jeff Jarrett is starting to get more cheers than boos. Jeff Jarrett tries to climb the ladder. Jeff Jarrett is on his way up. Jeff Jarrett is half-way up. Jeff Jarrett is almost on top of the ladder. Jeff Jarrett is in grabbing distance. Jeff Jarrett has retrieved the Midget. Jeff Jarrett is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The winners are X-Pac and Jeff Jarrett. Time of match: 0:11:19 [Capture the Midget]: Ladder Match for the vacant World's Worst Tag Team Titles: X-Pac and Jeff Jarrett defeated Sid Vicious and Paul Wight in 0:11:20. Rating: -*** (X-Pac and Jeff Jarrett won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) X-Pac and Jarrett celebrate with the belts, before the Midget summons out the mortal enemies of X-Pac and Jeff Jarrett: The Real Double J Jessee Jammess and XANTA XLAUS! They clean house. The wheel hits "It's Legal in MS". Yep.. it's a Hanging match.. piss off the locals! [it's Legal in Mississippi!]: Noose Match: The Dangerhoss Alliance (Albert and Hoss, the Ultimate Hoss) defeated Mattitude and Rob Van Dam when Hoss pinned Mattitude after a Northern Lights suplex in 0:16:44. Rating: 3/4* The wheel hits "HLA" Meanwhile, HBK will be out of action due to being attacked by a dozen boy scouts in Syracuse. His replacement... Savio Vega! As for the HLA? It's Hardcore Lodi Action. Meaning that if the faces lost, Lodi would get to put his tongue down their throats. [HLA]: Match with Special Referee Lodi: The Abortionist and Trish Stratus defeated Savio Vega and Madusa when Trish pinned Madusa with the Stratusfaction in 0:04:50. Rating: * 1/4 Lodi tried to do that to Madusa, but then Evan Karagias ran out to save Madusa.. and then he frenches Lodi. Karagias turns homosexual! The fans are shocked (that Karagias is still around) As for the next match.. the wheel hits 'Cross Match' Nikita Koloff reenters the ring. Ron Harris follows him back in. Nikita Koloff tries to put Ron Harris on the "symbol". Nikita Koloff puts Ron Harris on the "symbol". The attendants carry Ron Harris back to the locker room. A portion of the crowd is cheering Nikita Koloff. "symbol" Match: Sting and Nikita Koloff defeated The Disciples of Apocalypse (Don Harris and Ron Harris) in 0:01:57. Rating: -* We go to the back where we notice Randy Savage banging Sunny as Chris Candido is grabbing his own chest, possibly from an elbowdrop. [sodomy Match]: Handicap-I-Quit Match: Jeff Hardy and Alex Wright defeated Bradshaw when A. Wright made Bradshaw submit to a cobra clutch in 0:07:44. Rating: * 1/4 Jeff and Alex got their way with Bradshaw, causing Bradshaw to run to the back in tears. Will he get his groove back? Our stip for HHH v. Chris v. Norman. "Banana on a Pole" Triple H executes the Pedigree on Chris Jericho. Quite a few boos are audible. Triple H goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Chris Jericho has been eliminated. Numerous fans are using Triple H for target practice. The winner is Triple H. Time of match: 0:00:38 They lock up. Triple H uses a chop on Norman Smiley. Triple H executes the Pedigree on Norman Smiley. A portion of the crowd is booing Triple H. Triple H goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Norman Smiley has been eliminated. Triple H acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The winner is Triple H. Time of match: 0:01:11 [Losers get Ralphus]: Banana on a Pole Triangle Match: Triple H defeated Norman Smiley and Chris Jericho: x HHH beat C. Jericho via the Pedigree in 0:00:38 x HHH beat Smiley via the Pedigree in 0:01:11 Rating: 1/2* Jericho and Smiley now have Ralphus for the next 4,000 years. In a swerve, Scott Hall replaces Ric Flair. In another swerve, Hall is sober! Scott Hall executes the Razor's Edge on The Undertaker. A fan at ringside badmouths Scott Hall. Scott Hall goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, Kane makes the save. The Undertaker hits Scott Hall with a choke slam. The Undertaker executes the Last Ride on Scott Hall. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The chants for The Undertaker are deafening. The winners are The Undertaker and Kane. Time of match: 0:13:42 Hell in the Cell Cage Match: The Undertaker and Kane defeated Brock Lesnar and Scott Hall when Undertaker pinned Hall with the Last Ride in 0:13:42. Rating: * 3/4 After the match, Paul Bearer came out and said that he had the REAL brother of the Undertaker and Kane. Suddenly a man with a helmet onwalked out. He got to the cell, kicked a hole in it and walked though. Then he tripped, knocking his helmet off to reveal him as TEST. Bearer was shoved to the side by HHH, who had a revealation about Kane. "You know Vince Foster? In 1993, in Fort Mercy Park, Kane.. you KILLED HIM. Kane, YOU'RE A MURDERER!" HHH walked off as Kane shaked his head in confusion over the lack of continuity with his past. and now the main event This contest is a ladder-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the Big Gold Belt. Introducing first... Fighting out of Hollywood... Weighing in at 140 pounds... "Former WCW Champion" David Arquette His opponent... Led to the ring by Ed Ferrara... Fighting out of Long Island... Weighing in at 180 pounds... The holder of the Big Gold Belt... "Vinnie Roo" Vince Russo Joining this match late: Vince Russo whips David Arquette into the turnbuckle. Vince Russo charges into the corner, but David Arquette lifts his leg. David Arquette goes for a kick to the thigh, but Vince Russo blocks it. Vince Russo tries to climb the ladder. Vince Russo is on his way up. Vince Russo is half-way up. Vince Russo is almost on top of the ladder. Vince Russo is in grabbing distance. Vince Russo dives for the Big Gold Belt, but he misses. David Arquette hits Vince Russo with a dropkick. David Arquette tries to climb the ladder. David Arquette is on his way up. David Arquette is half-way up. David Arquette is almost on top of the ladder. David Arquette is in grabbing distance. David Arquette dives for the Big Gold Belt, but he misses. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Vince Russo hits David Arquette with a diving lariat. Vince Russo tries to climb the ladder. Vince Russo is on his way up. Vince Russo is half-way up. Vince Russo is almost on top of the ladder. Vince Russo is in grabbing distance. Vince Russo dives for the Big Gold Belt, but he misses. *CLIP* David Arquette executes the Diamond Cutter on Vince Russo. The crowd is on its feet cheering for David Arquette. David Arquette hits Vince Russo with a dropkick. Vince Russo bumps into James Beard. David Arquette throws Vince Russo out of the ring. David Arquette goes through the ropes. David Arquette executes an elbowsmash on Vince Russo. David Arquette whips Vince Russo into the guardrail. David Arquette hits Vince Russo with a Northern Lights suplex. David Arquette knocks Vince Russo into the ringpost. David Arquette whips Vince Russo into the guardrail. David Arquette uses a belly-to-back suplex on Vince Russo. David Arquette reenters the ring. Vince Russo follows him back in. Vince Russo does the Bronco Buster. Vince Russo takes David Arquette down with a backward kick. Vince Russo executes the Crash TV on David Arquette. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Vince Russo tries to climb the ladder. Vince Russo is on his way up. Vince Russo is half-way up. Vince Russo is almost on top of the ladder. Vince Russo is in grabbing distance. Vince Russo dives for the Big Gold Belt, but he misses. David Arquette goes for a back heel kick, but Vince Russo ducks out of the way. Vince Russo executes a punch on David Arquette. Vince Russo nails David Arquette with an avalanche. Vince Russo runs into the ropes. Vince Russo hits David Arquette with a diving lariat. Vince Russo whips David Arquette into the ropes. David Arquette hits Vince Russo with a kick. James Beard is back on the job. David Arquette throws Vince Russo out of the ring. David Arquette goes through the ropes. David Arquette whips Vince Russo into the guardrail. David Arquette goes for a bodyslam, but Vince Russo blocks it. Vince Russo takes David Arquette down with a punch. Vince Russo uses a punch on David Arquette. Vince Russo knocks David Arquette into the ringsteps. Vince Russo hits a punch on David Arquette. Vince Russo goes for a clothesline, but David Arquette ducks out of the way. David Arquette knocks Vince Russo into the ringsteps. David Arquette whips Vince Russo into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. David Arquette hits Vince Russo with a kick to the thigh. Ed Ferrara comes from behind and distracts David Arquette. Vince Russo hits a clothesline on David Arquette. Vince Russo takes David Arquette down with an ax kick. Ed Ferrara comes from behind and distracts David Arquette. They're brawling inside the ring area. David Arquette knocks Vince Russo into the ringsteps. The crowd erupts. Ed Ferrara comes from behind and distracts David Arquette. Vince Russo goes for a clothesline, but David Arquette counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. David Arquette goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Vince Russo counters it with a backdrop. Vince Russo whips David Arquette into the guardrail. Vince Russo uses a big boot on David Arquette. Vince Russo reenters the ring. David Arquette follows him back in. Vince Russo executes the Crash TV on David Arquette. Vince Russo hits David Arquette with a backward kick. Vince Russo executes a clothesline on David Arquette. Vince Russo hits a diving lariat on David Arquette. Vince Russo hits a clothesline on David Arquette. Vince Russo hits a diving lariat on David Arquette. Vince Russo runs into the ropes. David Arquette hits Vince Russo with a shoulderblock. David Arquette executes the Diamond Cutter on Vince Russo. The crowd is giving David Arquette a standing ovation. David Arquette tries to climb the ladder. David Arquette is on his way up. David Arquette is half-way up. David Arquette is almost on top of the ladder. David Arquette is in grabbing distance. David Arquette has retrieved the Big Gold Belt. The crowd is on its feet cheering for David Arquette. The winner is David Arquette. Time of match: 0:24:16 Russo breaks down in tears as Arquette claims the belt. Russo, in his tears, declares "Next show.. Russo.. Arquette... steel cage" And we have an announcement.. next show.. 24 men will compete in a tournament for the World's Worst Heavyweight title. More on this as it develops NEXT SHOW: 24 man Tournament Steel Cage Match: David Arquette © v. Vince Russo Stevie Ray and two partners v. The Head Hunters and Kamala Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Another awesome show~! GO ARQUETTE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2002 that reminds me.. I gotta show the rating for Arquette/Russo. No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Ladder Match: David Arquette defeated Vince Russo in 0:24:17. Rating: -***** (David Arquette won the Big Gold Belt.) Stupid netwriters! Get it? The only match to equal that was Nash/El Gigante (in a Car Match) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
