Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals

[Guest Kagato Otaku]

Berlin (Reuters) - Two zookeepers in a small northwest German town have been suspended and put under police investigation for eating the zoo's animals, police said on Friday.

 

A police spokesman in Recklinghausen north of Cologne said the keepers in a section of the zoo popular with small children had slaughtered and barbecued five Tibetan mountain chickens and two Cameroonian sheep.

 

"The animals were in the 'pet' zoo where all the children would go to stroke them," the spokesman said. Suspicious zoo managers called police after the animals went missing.

 

Thank god they weren't drinking milk at the time.

[Guest MrRant]

Well you know what they say... milk may give you gas but Tibetan mountain chickens give you the Hershey Squirts.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Wow, talk about fringe benefits. Guess the cafe was closed that day...