Putting RAW back on the right track!

[Guest The Superstar]

WWE RAW, October 14, 2002

 

PYRO Explodes and it's time for the WWE's flagship show, RAW. We have an action-packed show for you tonight, including 3 title matchups!

 

[YOU GUN DUN!] Dog Collar Table No Time Limit No Countout No DQ Match:

Ahmed Johnson d. Mantaur by putting him through a table in 0:11:34

Rating: -*

 

Two-out-of-Three-falls-match:

Chris Jericho & Lance Storm d. Eddy & Chavo Guerrero 2 falls to 1:

xChris Jericho d. Chavo Jr. via a power bomb in 0:19:58

xEddie Guerrero d. Chris Jericho via a side step in 0:22:19

xLance Storm d. Chavo Jr. via the Cradle Piledriver in 0:26:21

Rating: **1/4

 

Stretcher No Time Limit No Countout No DQ Match for the vacant WWE Intercontinental Title:

Andre the Giant d. Chris Benoit in 0:07:57.

Rating: -*3/4

(Andre the Giant won the WWE Intercontinental Title.)

 

[The Rights to Faarooq]: No Time Limit No DQ Ladder Match:

D-Von Dudley d. Butch Reed in 15:05

D-Von Dudley is on his way up.

D-Von Dudley is half-way up.

D-Von Dudley is almost on top of the ladder.

D-Von Dudley is in grabbing distance.

D-Von Dudley has retrieved the Faarooq.

Rating: *1/2

 

Chain No Time Limit No Countout No DQ Match:

Harlem Heat and T.L. Hopper d. Barry Horowitz, Crash Holly and Brian Lee

when Hopper pinned Lee with the Plunger in 0:19:55

Rating: -**1/2

 

[The Rights to "lynn"]: I Quit Match:

Jerry Flynn made Jerry Lynn submit to an achilles tendon hold in 0:13:18.

Rating: **1/2

 

Cross No Time Limit No Countout No DQ Match for the vacant WWE World Tag Team Titles:

nWo Sting and Raven d. The Head Hunters in 0:53:10.

Rating: *3/4

(nWo Sting and Raven won the WWE World Tag Team Titles)

 

Buried Alive No Time Limit No Countout No DQ Match:

The Undertaker defeated Kamala in 0:48:07.

Rating: -*****

 

[spin the Wheel, Make the Deal]: Ultimate Weapon Death No Time Limit No Countout No DQ Match for the vacant WWE World Title:

Rob Van Dam d. Kevin Nash after a legdrop in 0:13:51.

Rob Van Dam hits him with the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with small 10,000 Volt Lightbulbs wrapped around it and a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it.

Rob Van Dam is being booed out of the building.

Rob Van Dam grinds Kevin Nash's face across the barbed wire.

Bill Alfonso is distracting Kevin Nash.

Rob Van Dam executes a legdrop on Kevin Nash.

Tim White counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Nash complains about a fast count.

Tim White counts: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

The ring is quickly filling with debris.

Rating: *3/4

(Rob Van Dam has won the WWE World Title.)

 

Look forward to next week's RAW, with exciting plot developments!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Tim White counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Nash complains about a fast count.

Tim White counts: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

 

Someone seriously needs to do that.

[Guest The Superstar]

Although I think they did that because it was sorta like Texas Death rules, so after a pinfall you had to stay down for a ten count.

 

Which doesn't make sense, because if Nash was able to complain about a slow count, why couldn't he have gotten up?

 

He was only hit with

the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with small 10,000 Volt Lightbulbs wrapped around it and a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it.

a couple of times

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Tim White counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Nash complains about a fast count.

Tim White counts: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

 

Someone seriously needs to do that.

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