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Guest Ravenbomb
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With the sudden knowledge that Kane killed Katie Fvick, I got to thinking...there are a LOT of killings that are unsolved, or at least disputed. Do you think Kane killed those people, too? Will he kill again? Are there too many Kane/murder threads already?

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Kane has killed MANY.

 

Off the top of my head:

 

Ratings

Buyrates

Attendance

Crown Interest

Posted

He almost killed several people in 97 with his fucked up botched tombstone.

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

When is Triple H going to reveal that Edge paralyzed a poor innocent Boricua? And if it was "Hay-Zoos Cah-Stee-Yo" then Triple H can say

 

"Edge-uh, according-uh to my papers-uh, you almost killed-uh Jesus!" The he poses and spits water.

Guest HartFan86
Posted

Kane also killed the idea of where bondage as your ring attire.

 

Wait a minute, no one was ever stupid to have that idea in the first place. Nevermind.

Guest Kagato Otaku
Posted
Kane also killed the idea of where bondage as your ring attire.

 

Wait a minute, no one was ever stupid to have that idea in the first place. Nevermind.

 

Demolition - gone, and evidently forgotten. :(

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Go to the thread in NHB. We've blamed Kane for EVERYTHING.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

Kane killed the original Smash, the one before Barry Darsow! The truth is out!

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

When he was young he spent his days in his parents cellar, torturing rats with a hacksaw, and pulling the wings off of flies.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

When are we going to have the inevitable "who shot JR" angle? And will HHH frame Kane for it?

 

Or could it have been someone else?! Was it a hoss or not a hoss?

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

ok, I have a list of people Kane may or may not have killed:

Rocco, LOD's puppet

Key

Mine

Run-in man

Kwang

Shinobi

Abe Schwartz

Aldo Montoya

Hervena

Pepper the dog

 

 

and countless more.

Posted
ok, I have a list of people Kane may or may not have killed:

Rocco, LOD's puppet

Key

Mine

Run-in man

Kwang

Shinobi

Abe Schwartz

Aldo Montoya

Hervena

Pepper the dog

 

 

and countless more.

Except for the last one (Bossman killed that one)...Kane is GUILTY AS CHARGED! *Dresses like a Judge* Now it's time for your execution!

 

*Sid comes out to beat up Kane*

 

[Anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie*

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

I have one word for you all, to aid in your Kane conspiracies:

 

Who

 

Trust No One.

 

Tell No One.

 

The Truth Is Out There.

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

there's no evidence that Bossman himself did the actual killing of Pepper. He just cooked him and fed him to Al Snow.

 

 

 

BTW, in all seriousness, that's really the only time I've been really disturbed by a wrestling angle.

Posted
there's no evidence that Bossman himself did the actual killing of Pepper. He just cooked him and fed him to Al Snow.

 

 

 

BTW, in all seriousness, that's really the only time I've been really disturbed by a wrestling angle.

You weren't disturbed at all by the Big Bossman interrupting Big Show's funeral angle?

Guest Cataclysm911
Posted
ok, I have a list of people Kane may or may not have killed:

Rocco, LOD's puppet

Key

Mine

Run-in man

Kwang

Shinobi

Abe Schwartz

Aldo Montoya

Hervena

Pepper the dog

 

 

and countless more.

Except for the last one (Bossman killed that one)...Kane is GUILTY AS CHARGED! *Dresses like a Judge* Now it's time for your execution!

 

*Sid comes out to beat up Kane*

 

[Anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie*

Judge Jeff Jones.

Posted
ok, I have a list of people Kane may or may not have killed:

Rocco, LOD's puppet

Key

Mine

Run-in man

Kwang

Shinobi

Abe Schwartz

Aldo Montoya

Hervena

Pepper the dog

 

 

and countless more.

Except for the last one (Bossman killed that one)...Kane is GUILTY AS CHARGED! *Dresses like a Judge* Now it's time for your execution!

 

*Sid comes out to beat up Kane*

 

[Anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie*

Judge Jeff Jones.

Heh...yeah.

 

Was wondering if anyone remembered that from Sid's short ECW tenure.

 

...course, I think in ECW was where Sid worked his best. *shrug*

 

Anyway...here's the cookie!

Guest Cataclysm911
Posted

Only because he didn't actually have to work. All the matches were slatherings.

Posted

Hey Cataclysm, I'm trying to figure out all the NES characters in your avatar. There's one I can't get.

 

I see: Mega Man, Pit, Racoon Mario, Karnov, Alex, Leonardo, Simon Belmont, Ryu Hayabusa and Trevor Belmont. The guy (chick?) in white, sandwiched between Ryu and Trevor I don't recognize.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Don't tell him!

 

He'll only kill them all.

Posted

Hahaha! Actually, Simon is already dead; he died at the end of his adventure (depending on which ending you got), and Trevor was Simon's ancestor from a century before, so he's already dead in Simon's universe, naturally.

 

The rest of them, though, are giving me the thirst for bloodlust. Mega Man is the only one who could stop me and my flames of death...if only he had Ice Man's Ice Blaster. Don't tell Mega that though.

Guest Trivia247
Posted

Kane Assaulted a Ring crew guy with a Lightning bolt that set him on fire Spontaniously. Ahhh back in the day of the Mythologies of silliness

Guest Cataclysm911
Posted
Hey Cataclysm, I'm trying to figure out all the NES characters in your avatar.  There's one I can't get.  

 

I see: Mega Man, Pit, Racoon Mario, Karnov, Alex, Leonardo, Simon Belmont, Ryu Hayabusa and Trevor Belmont.  The guy (chick?) in white, sandwiched between Ryu and Trevor I don't recognize.

 

Kabuki Quantum Fighter.

 

In order: Megaman from Megaman 2, Kid Icarus, Racoon Mario, Karnov, Alex from River City Ransom, Leonardo from TMNT, Simon Belmont, Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Guiden, Kabuki Quantum Fighter & Trevor Belmont.

Guest Cataclysm911
Posted
Ok, thanks.  I haven't heard of that game, though.

Read up on it. I liked it.

Guest I Fear Hogans Air Guitair
Posted
Kane has killed MANY.

 

Off the top of my head:

 

Ratings

Buyrates

Attendance

Crown Interest

LMAO

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