The One and Only Velocidential Thread

[Guest TajiriMark]

Hey all. It's one hour before Velocity and I don't see a thread for the shows tonight, so I figured I would start one. Here are the WWE.com Previews for the shows tonight:

 

Velocity Preview:

 

"Showcasing the SmackDown! Superstars, WWE Velocity comes to you every Saturday at 10 p.m./9 p.m. CT only on TNN, hosted by Michael Cole and Tough Enough trainer Al Snow!

 

This week's episode of Velocity will take a look at what could be next for the Undertaker and his pregnant wife, Sara.

 

Catch WWE Velocity every Saturday night at 10 p.m./9 p.m. CT only on TNN!"

 

Confidential Preview:

 

"Watch Confidential this Saturday night at 11/10PM CT on TNN. This week, Confidential presents a look at the life of Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle!"

 

Anybody have a non-spoiler match listing for Velocity tonight?

[Paul Stanley 0]

Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Crash

"Former WCW Champion" Ron Simmons vs. Chuck Palumbo

Funaki vs. Albert

[Guest HartFan86]

A look at the life of Kurt Angle? Hmmm...hopefully it's not a repeat episode.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Aren't they supposed to have a surprise tonight on Confidential? This sounds like a repeat. They've already done 2 specials on Kurt Angle.

[Guest JHawk]

Maybe the surprise is that they're showing a repeat

[Guest The Czech Republic]

SURPRISE! Our format's dead!

 

Faarooq is dead, long live Faarooq. If they break out "Don't Step To Ron" I'll shit myself.

[Guest TajiriMark]

Yeah, as soon as I heard they were doing a story on Kurt Angle, I figured it was a repeat, but then when I rewound my tape from last week, I heard Mean Gene say that next week will be an all-new episode. If it is a new one and has a story about Kurt Angle, an "A Day in the Life of Kurt Angle" segment would be really great.

[Guest HartFan86]

That's right, Gene said there was surprises tonight. I'd mark for a Day in the Life of Kurt Angle.

[Paul Stanley 0]

"Get in the ring chump..and lets thump.."[/i][/i]

You made a mistake..when you stepped to Ron"

[Guest JHawk]

I think they're trying to overload us on Angle so we start rebelling at him like we do HHH. But Angle doesn't suck

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I think they're trying to overload us on Angle so we start rebelling at him like we do HHH. But Angle doesn't suck

just like Randy Orton, eh? And LOOK! He got injured and will be out for four months when they tried to push him! I was RIGHT!

[Guest JHawk]

So much for a hoss with NFL Films videos, bah gawd!

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I wonder if they'll do a feature on Ron Simmons this week/next week? That would be good.

[Paul Stanley 0]

Ron Simmons on Confidential: He'll praise his football career, They'll make him bash WCW to the high heavens, praise WWF to the high heavens and that's it.

[Guest JHawk]

Ron Simmons isn't all bad. He was a Cleveland Brown before Modell decided he couldn't run a team by selling out every game and moved the team to Baltimore.

[Guest Trivia247]

YEA More cruiserweights vs heavyweights

[Paul Stanley 0]

Didn't say he was all bad..i am a fan of Ron Simmons(1989-1993) but that's what the WWE will do.

[Guest JHawk]

I wasn't disputing that either

[Paul Stanley 0]

[Guest Trivia247]

I want Ron to Bust out the 911 SLAYING Chokeslam!

[Guest JHawk]

Wow! They figured out the brackets for the tournament! Only took two weeks!

[Paul Stanley 0]

Argh screw this, i'm gonna watch whats eating gilbert grape..

[Guest JHawk]

Damn, and that's for the one good match on this show

[Guest JHawk]

That was disappointing.

 

I'm going back to Angels-Twins

[Guest Kingpk]

Oh God, Albert is talking, thank my cable company for having Food Network one channel over so I can watch Iron Chef instead.

[Guest The Superstar]

"The best looking person in the locker room today." -Albert

 

Heh.

 

EDIT: What a post for #2700! Thanks, Albert!

[Guest Trivia247]

time for Funaki to get squashed.

[Guest HartFan86]

Did they show the clips of the Angle/Shane confidential? If so, GAY.

[Guest D'Lo White]

So Funaki/Albert is the Velocity feud, like D'Lo/Raven was the Heat feud.

[Guest JHawk]

Haven't they had this match for like 475 straight weeks now?