Guest The Czech Republic Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 I think we need to isolate the rampant song parodies to one thread. Mods, do you think it would be a good idea to just build up the collection of HHHating-and-whatnot lyrics in one convienent place within the flaming folder?
Guest bob_barron Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Anyone remember my parodies of Beautiful Day, It Wasn't Me, New York New York and Sweetest Thing?? Didn't think so. Carry on
Guest The Czech Republic Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 I do, those were hilarious, especially the Beautiful Day one
Guest RevEvil Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 I'm pretty sure I could pull a few out of my ass.
Guest JHawk Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Just a little something I threw together this morning. Everybody Knows a parody of "Nobody Knows" by the Tony Rich Project by JHawk Talking: Wish he'd listened to how we felt Then maybe we'd still be watching But instead... Singing: He pretends they're as good as they say But those hosses are driving us away The fed's dying inside And everyone knows it but Vince Doink the Clown would put on a show Our pain was real and yet Vince didn't know We were cryin' inside And everyone knew it but Vince Why didn't he listen to what we tried to say? How could he let Mike Sanders get away? Now his world is just a tumblin' down I can say it so clearly, but he'll just shoot it down The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad And we just keep thinking about the product he had And we miss it too But everyone knows it but Vince He carries a smile, but we're broken in two Why must Triple H be in this segment, too? RVD's heat's dyin' And everyone knows it but Vince A fall asleep, it's a quarter past nine And Hunter's already hogged all the TV time And your fans are yelling "SUCKA!" But you decide to main event Kane You're convinced we'll tune in when No Mercy starts But we get Brock-Taker? When does Jericho-Booker start? And million years couldn't say just how we feel A million years from now you know, Anglesault's bitching still The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad And we just keep thinking about the product he had And we miss it too But everyone knows it but Vince Yeah, ohh, uhh, whoa, omom, Everyone, everyone, but Vince.... Tomorrow morning, he's calling Dusty Rhodes He'll book the company where Vince wants it to go And we'll say he's a moron And throw the remote at the TV Yeah, sad the ratings are dropping... The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad And we just keep thinking about the product he had And we miss it too But everyone knows it but Vince...
Guest T®ITEC Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Anyone remember my parodies of Beautiful Day, It Wasn't Me, New York New York and Sweetest Thing?? Didn't think so. Carry on I think I saved your U2 ones on my PC. Want me to post them? ...I also kept the "Last Kiss" lyrics (I think) Quik posted in the RAW thread Monday. I [heart] those things. Oh, and JHawk... Bwahahahahahah... Good stuff.
Guest bob_barron Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Since you quoted me in your sig and posted a link to Booker T telling Hogan about his nephew- go ahead!
Guest benoitrules2000 Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Can someone repost the new york, new york one, I missed it. thanks
Guest bob_barron Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Start spreadin' the news, The Yankees have lost They're pitching was horrible, they sucked, they sucked These Anaheim Angels are here to stay The Yankees won't be a part of it, they choked, they choked I don' t wanna wake up, I'm afraid it's a dream It's too good to be true, the Yankees lost This Yankee dynasty is fading away It's time for a brand new dynasty, The Braaaaaaaaves If they can't beat the Angels, the Yankees really suck I love you, Anaheim, Anaheim <instrumental> Yankees suck, Yankees suck I don' t wanna wake up, I'm afraid it's all a dream Because I'm feeling so great, this is unreal King of the hill, Yankees have lost This Yankee dynasty is fading away It's time for a brand new dynasty, The Braaaaaves A-a-a-nd If they can't beat the Angels, the Yankees really suck Thank you Angels, Angels, Aaaaaaaaaaaaangels
Guest Mattdotcom Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 I don't know why, but Bobby Heenan is the singing voice I get in my head when I read that. OHHH! I'm all full of the crazies~!
Guest buffybeast Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Just a little something I threw together this morning. Everybody Knows a parody of "Nobody Knows" by the Tony Rich Project by JHawk Talking: Wish he'd listened to how we felt Then maybe we'd still be watching But instead... Singing: He pretends they're as good as they say But those hosses are driving us away The fed's dying inside And everyone knows it but Vince Doink the Clown would put on a show Our pain was real and yet Vince didn't know We were cryin' inside And everyone knew it but Vince Why didn't he listen to what we tried to say? How could he let Mike Sanders get away? Now his world is just a tumblin' down I can say it so clearly, but he'll just shoot it down The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad And we just keep thinking about the product he had And we miss it too But everyone knows it but Vince He carries a smile, but we're broken in two Why must Triple H be in this segment, too? RVD's heat's dyin' And everyone knows it but Vince A fall asleep, it's a quarter past nine And Hunter's already hogged all the TV time And your fans are yelling "SUCKA!" But you decide to main event Kane You're convinced we'll tune in when No Mercy starts But we get Brock-Taker? When does Jericho-Booker start? And million years couldn't say just how we feel A million years from now you know, Anglesault's bitching still The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad And we just keep thinking about the product he had And we miss it too But everyone knows it but Vince Yeah, ohh, uhh, whoa, omom, Everyone, everyone, but Vince.... Tomorrow morning, he's calling Dusty Rhodes He'll book the company where Vince wants it to go And we'll say he's a moron And throw the remote at the TV Yeah, sad the ratings are dropping... The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad And we just keep thinking about the product he had And we miss it too But everyone knows it but Vince... Oh my fucking God. That was so damn funny.
Guest JHawk Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Thanks for all the kind words, guys. I've still got a while to go before I top Mr. Barron though.
Guest bob_barron Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 I don't know the actual song but I'll dl it sometime this weekend and give it a listen. But thanks for the kind words
Guest kane3212321 Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 I wrote one a while back, in about feb of 2000, which was a parody of Angels by Robbie Williams called Angle. Have to dig it up but I'd worry Anglesault would use it as his anthem
Guest Kingpk Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Elevated by Christopher Love Jericho It felt like a dream When I was the champ of WWE Back when everybody cared. But that S.O.B With his storyline that put everyone to sleep What the hell was Vince thinking there? Sometimes I think I’m the only one Whose reign turned out unlike it had begun When I was Elevated and I thought I made it Was getting over then that Hunter took it all away I was Elevated, then my belts were taken Wish I could sign away To NWATNA It all started where I backed up a car, but a dog was there Then I knew this angle blew Why did I choose to get fucked? By a storyline that really sucked? I told myself “It’ll be over soon” My anger is hard to hold inside But a body like his is hard to hide So I’m not Elevated and I thought I made it Was getting over then that Hunter took it all away I was Elevated, then my belts were taken Wish I could sign away To NWATNA It’s all politics, and I don’t mind Holding my head above the crap backstage But what Steph creates it makes it hard to So let it all fall, she should fall But I’ll have to take the fall While the ratings tumble down, down, down, down, down. Elevated and I thought I made it Was getting over then that Hunter took it all away I was Elevated, then my belts were taken Wish I could sign away To NWATNA Cause I’m not!! Elevated (doo doo, doo, oh oh oh) Elevated (I’m down, he’s down, we’re all held down) La la la la la oh oh oh Elevated (fade out)
Guest JHawk Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 LOL That was hilarious, kingpk. Good job
Guest The Superstar Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 Someone should attempt to parody the new Creed song, "One Last Breath", seeing as they say "Hold me down" in it, and everything. I would, but I suck at parodies
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted October 19, 2002 Report Posted October 19, 2002 "Hold Me Down" by the WWE Chorus (Chris Jericho) I can make everyone hate me... and that's just great.. I've done all this before Double-You See Double-You.. it's nothin new But I don't know why every time I wanna fly Triple H always tries to hold me down... hold me down... I'm losing my faith every single time i try There's no mobility inside this federation... federation... (Rob Van Dam) I don't orry about Trips hating me... I'm stoned anyway... (Kurt Angle) It's a test to see how good you can be.. (Chris Benoit) Even with no mobility... (Eddie Guerrero) I don't know why everytime I wanna fly (Chavo Guerrero) Triple H always tries (All) To hold us down... hold us down... (Eric Bischoff) And we all know why Triple H can get his way (Booker T) Cuz he's got that special sway (Goldust) With Vince's daughter... in the bedroom... (All) We are held down... we should be big stars... Why won't Vince fire Trips? Why won't Vince fire trips? (Jamie Noble) And I don't know why, every time I want to fly (Tajiri) Triple H always tries (All) To hold us down... hold us down... Eh. Best I could think of right now.
Guest RevEvil Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 To the tune of "Reading Rainbow" Held down by RVD I like to get really high I wish I could touch the sky take a look, Hunter's got the book getting held down When I get anywhere I get robbed-uh it's time to job-uh getting held down getting held down
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