The One and Only WWEird Al Thread

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I think we need to isolate the rampant song parodies to one thread. Mods, do you think it would be a good idea to just build up the collection of HHHating-and-whatnot lyrics in one convienent place within the flaming folder?

[Guest bob_barron]

Anyone remember my parodies of Beautiful Day, It Wasn't Me, New York New York and Sweetest Thing??

 

Didn't think so. Carry on

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I do, those were hilarious, especially the Beautiful Day one

[Guest RevEvil]

I'm pretty sure I could pull a few out of my ass.

[Guest JHawk]

Just a little something I threw together this morning.

 

 

Everybody Knows

a parody of "Nobody Knows" by the Tony Rich Project

by JHawk

 

 

Talking:

Wish he'd listened to how we felt

Then maybe we'd still be watching

But instead...

 

Singing:

He pretends they're as good as they say

But those hosses are driving us away

The fed's dying inside

And everyone knows it but Vince

 

Doink the Clown would put on a show

Our pain was real and yet Vince didn't know

We were cryin' inside

And everyone knew it but Vince

 

Why didn't he listen to what we tried to say?

How could he let Mike Sanders get away?

Now his world is just a tumblin' down

I can say it so clearly, but he'll just shoot it down

 

The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad

And we just keep thinking about the product he had

And we miss it too

But everyone knows it but Vince

 

He carries a smile, but we're broken in two

Why must Triple H be in this segment, too?

RVD's heat's dyin'

And everyone knows it but Vince

 

A fall asleep, it's a quarter past nine

And Hunter's already hogged all the TV time

And your fans are yelling "SUCKA!"

But you decide to main event Kane

 

You're convinced we'll tune in when No Mercy starts

But we get Brock-Taker? When does Jericho-Booker start?

And million years couldn't say just how we feel

A million years from now you know, Anglesault's bitching still

 

The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad

And we just keep thinking about the product he had

And we miss it too

But everyone knows it but Vince

 

Yeah, ohh, uhh, whoa, omom,

Everyone, everyone, but Vince....

 

Tomorrow morning, he's calling Dusty Rhodes

He'll book the company where Vince wants it to go

And we'll say he's a moron

And throw the remote at the TV

 

Yeah, sad the ratings are dropping...

 

The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad

And we just keep thinking about the product he had

And we miss it too

But everyone knows it but Vince...

[Guest T®ITEC]

Anyone remember my parodies of Beautiful Day, It Wasn't Me, New York New York and Sweetest Thing??

 

Didn't think so. Carry on

I think I saved your U2 ones on my PC. Want me to post them? ...I also kept the "Last Kiss" lyrics (I think) Quik posted in the RAW thread Monday.

 

I [heart] those things.

 

Oh, and JHawk... Bwahahahahahah... Good stuff.

[Guest bob_barron]

Since you quoted me in your sig and posted a link to Booker T telling Hogan about his nephew-

 

go ahead!

[Guest benoitrules2000]

Can someone repost the new york, new york one, I missed it.

 

thanks

[Guest bob_barron]

Start spreadin' the news, The Yankees have lost

They're pitching was horrible, they sucked, they sucked

These Anaheim Angels are here to stay

The Yankees won't be a part of it, they choked, they choked

 

I don' t wanna wake up, I'm afraid it's a dream

It's too good to be true, the Yankees lost

 

This Yankee dynasty is fading away

It's time for a brand new dynasty, The Braaaaaaaaves

If they can't beat the Angels, the Yankees really suck

I love you, Anaheim, Anaheim

<instrumental>

 

Yankees suck, Yankees suck

 

I don' t wanna wake up, I'm afraid it's all a dream

Because I'm feeling so great, this is unreal

King of the hill, Yankees have lost

 

This Yankee dynasty is fading away

It's time for a brand new dynasty, The Braaaaaves

A-a-a-nd If they can't beat the Angels, the Yankees really suck

Thank you Angels, Angels, Aaaaaaaaaaaaangels

[Guest Mattdotcom]

I don't know why, but Bobby Heenan is the singing voice I get in my head when I read that.

 

 

OHHH! I'm all full of the crazies~!

[Guest buffybeast]

Just a little something I threw together this morning.

 

 

Everybody Knows

a parody of "Nobody Knows" by the Tony Rich Project

by JHawk

 

 

Talking:

Wish he'd listened to how we felt

Then maybe we'd still be watching

But instead...

 

Singing:

He pretends they're as good as they say

But those hosses are driving us away

The fed's dying inside

And everyone knows it but Vince

 

Doink the Clown would put on a show

Our pain was real and yet Vince didn't know

We were cryin' inside

And everyone knew it but Vince

 

Why didn't he listen to what we tried to say?

How could he let Mike Sanders get away?

Now his world is just a tumblin' down

I can say it so clearly, but he'll just shoot it down

 

The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad

And we just keep thinking about the product he had

And we miss it too

But everyone knows it but Vince

 

He carries a smile, but we're broken in two

Why must Triple H be in this segment, too?

RVD's heat's dyin'

And everyone knows it but Vince

 

A fall asleep, it's a quarter past nine

And Hunter's already hogged all the TV time

And your fans are yelling "SUCKA!"

But you decide to main event Kane

 

You're convinced we'll tune in when No Mercy starts

But we get Brock-Taker? When does Jericho-Booker start?

And million years couldn't say just how we feel

A million years from now you know, Anglesault's bitching still

 

The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad

And we just keep thinking about the product he had

And we miss it too

But everyone knows it but Vince

 

Yeah, ohh, uhh, whoa, omom,

Everyone, everyone, but Vince....

 

Tomorrow morning, he's calling Dusty Rhodes

He'll book the company where Vince wants it to go

And we'll say he's a moron

And throw the remote at the TV

 

Yeah, sad the ratings are dropping...

 

The ratings dropping, Tuesdays are so sad

And we just keep thinking about the product he had

And we miss it too

But everyone knows it but Vince...

Oh my fucking God. That was so damn funny.

 

[Guest JHawk]

Thanks for all the kind words, guys. I've still got a while to go before I top Mr. Barron though.

[Guest bob_barron]

I don't know the actual song but I'll dl it sometime this weekend and give it a listen.

 

But thanks for the kind words

[Guest kane3212321]

I wrote one a while back, in about feb of 2000, which was a parody of Angels by Robbie Williams called Angle. Have to dig it up but I'd worry Anglesault would use it as his anthem

[Guest Kingpk]

Elevated by Christopher Love Jericho

 

It felt like a dream

When I was the champ of WWE

Back when everybody cared.

 

But that S.O.B

With his storyline that put everyone to sleep

What the hell was Vince thinking there?

 

Sometimes I think I’m the only one

Whose reign turned out unlike it had begun

When I was

 

Elevated and I thought I made it

Was getting over then that Hunter took it all away

I was

Elevated, then my belts were taken

Wish I could sign away

To NWATNA

 

It all started where

I backed up a car, but a dog was there

Then I knew this angle blew

 

Why did I choose to get fucked?

By a storyline that really sucked?

I told myself “It’ll be over soon”

 

My anger is hard to hold inside

But a body like his is hard to hide

So I’m not

 

Elevated and I thought I made it

Was getting over then that Hunter took it all away

I was

Elevated, then my belts were taken

Wish I could sign away

To NWATNA

 

It’s all politics, and I don’t mind

Holding my head above the crap backstage

But what Steph creates it makes it hard to

So let it all fall, she should fall

But I’ll have to take the fall

While the ratings tumble down, down, down, down, down.

 

Elevated and I thought I made it

Was getting over then that Hunter took it all away

I was

Elevated, then my belts were taken

Wish I could sign away

To NWATNA

 

Cause I’m not!!

 

Elevated (doo doo, doo, oh oh oh)

 

Elevated (I’m down, he’s down, we’re all held down)

La la la la la oh oh oh

 

Elevated

 

(fade out)

[Guest JHawk]

LOL That was hilarious, kingpk. Good job

[Guest The Superstar]

Someone should attempt to parody the new Creed song, "One Last Breath", seeing as they say "Hold me down" in it, and everything.

 

I would, but I suck at parodies

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

"Hold Me Down" by the WWE Chorus

 

(Chris Jericho) I can make everyone hate me... and that's just great..

I've done all this before

Double-You See Double-You.. it's nothin new

 

But I don't know why every time I wanna fly

Triple H always tries

to hold me down... hold me down...

I'm losing my faith every single time i try

There's no mobility inside

this federation... federation...

 

(Rob Van Dam) I don't orry about Trips hating me... I'm stoned anyway...

(Kurt Angle) It's a test to see how good you can be..

(Chris Benoit) Even with no mobility...

 

(Eddie Guerrero) I don't know why everytime I wanna fly

(Chavo Guerrero) Triple H always tries

(All) To hold us down... hold us down...

(Eric Bischoff) And we all know why Triple H can get his way

(Booker T) Cuz he's got that special sway

(Goldust) With Vince's daughter... in the bedroom...

 

(All) We are held down... we should be big stars...

 

Why won't Vince fire Trips? Why won't Vince fire trips?

 

(Jamie Noble) And I don't know why, every time I want to fly

(Tajiri) Triple H always tries

(All) To hold us down... hold us down...

 

Eh. Best I could think of right now.

[Guest The Superstar]

lol! That was good.

[Guest RevEvil]

To the tune of "Reading Rainbow"

Held down by RVD

 

 

I like to get really high

I wish I could touch the sky

take a look, Hunter's got the book

getting held down

 

When I get anywhere

I get robbed-uh

it's time to job-uh

getting held down

getting held down