Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 1, 2002 What have been early candidates for worst match of the year so far? I know the WWF has put alot of crap on tv so one is bound to pop up?Hell, would it be something from the WWA ppv? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 HHH vs. Angle at No Way Out. I know that people want to beleive it couldn't be less than ** because of the names involved...but that match was a DUD before the overbooking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Edge vs. Regal "Brass knucks on a Pole". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Rock/Undertaker is a sure candidate. As SK so quaintly phrased it: "JR called it 'phsyically intense', I call it 'boring horseshit'". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 1, 2002 I'm gonna go with Kronik vs. Native Blood from the WWA ppv. If they are gonna make people pay for that crap then they deserve the bad rap for shitty matches. I could easily agree with the Edge-regal match from NWo. any match that has ....on a pole is bound to suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Any on a pole match without John Tenta is sacrelidge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Only Silver Dollars on a pole match is good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 1, 2002 which match was silver dollars on a pole? any match with tenta is guaranteed to suck but that one sucked just that much more. I've also been considering the Perfect-Austin match because they are both capable of so much more. They dogged it bad and I'm insulted that we hype these guys up and ten they fail to deliver. And another slap to the face, after Perfect gets pinned, he just rolls out and walks back with zero selling. pathetic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 John Tenta wrestle Big Bubba Rogers (Bossman) at Bashof the Beach '96 in a Silver Dollars on a Pole match. The match sucked, but it was funny in a sucky way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 It was funny because neither of those guys can get up a pole. Jimmy Hart had to do the deed. Pole matches are usually boring due to the slow climb...but those two couldn't even get close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Jesus, that BATB '96 match makes me shudder. I remember both guys being so fat that Jimmy Hart had to go get the quarters. The storyline was pretty bad too, as Tenta was kicked out of the Dungeon of Doom and Bubba shaved only half his head after hitting him with a sock full of silver dollars. Tenta kept his hair that way for the match. Wow. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Yeah, Jimmy did all the work. Although Tenta tried to cut the straps holding the pole to knock it down to get the silver dollars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 1, 2002 that's right. i have the damn show and just fast-forward their match. i forgot what was on the friggin pole. I think the only thing that could suck worse is a King Kong Bundy-GiantGonzales-Eric Watts 3way Iron Match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Picture this one....King Kong Bundy - Giant Gonzalez - Erik Watts 3 way right.... Bundy and Gonzalez just pound on each other. Watts goes for a dropkick, but can't get higher than the knee.....so he starts working on their knees. He tries to slap on the STF but he can't because they are too damn big.... Oh, nevermind. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 1, 2002 lol I was thinking Watts just stays in the corner and Gigante just whips Bundy in for like thirty avalanches in a row. Watts would be dead. Bundy would be hyperventilating from all the movement and Gonzales would just stumble over and take turns pinning each one for an hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 I think that match would set new lows of boredom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KTA Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Road Dogg versus Kdog, SUCKED Worse than what you'd guess or think it could be, they were using a canine chain or other rules which included 1. they had to hump each other 2. use an average, walking CANE out of Konnans pants 3. routinely figure out if they should actually WEAR the chain or not, and 4.to faithfully "try to hang the guy over the top rope while I pull the chain lightly in the ring to his chin level" manuever, SWEET. It WAS THE SUCK FEST OF ALL WWA MATCHES Clark at least tried to kill Native Americans with ease and some degree of wrestling tact. He rules. Adam Bomb all bich-asses. Bich-asses. Booyaa-BAISE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Regal vs. Edge from No Way Out sucked ass. That was the worst PPV match I have seen this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anorak Report post Posted March 2, 2002 No Way Out had a couple of real stinkers, the tag title match was really awful and almost at the same level as Kronic/Taker & Kane from Unforgiven. Being a longtime fan of tag team wrestling and on a PPV it was even more depressing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 2, 2002 Kane/Big Show on Raw or Smackdown, in which Kane gave Big Show the worst chokeslam I ever saw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 Kronik tossing the Natives around the ring was pretty bad too. The fatter of the Natives really sucked, and mixed with Kronik that can't be a good thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
