Smackdown! October 17

[Guest The Superstar]

Another explosive night of wrestling action! Including two titles on the line, and our champion involved in an 8 man elimination tag team match!

 

[One of these is not like the other]:

Giant Silva, Dean Malenko and Curt Hennig d. Jerry 'Ynn', Shannon Moore and TAKA Michinoku when D. Malenko pinned Michinoku after a rolling cradle in 0:19:20

Rating: **1/4

 

Fight It Out No Time Limit Number One Contenders Match:

Ahmed Johnson d. Chris Benoit with the Pearl River Plunge in 0:15:54.

Rating: **3/4

 

[in Memory of Faarooq]: Handicap Match (I found out that faarooq actually wasnn't on my circuit, therefore not being able to tag with D-Von)

The Dudley Boys d. T.L. Hopper (subbing for the NO SHOWING BASTARD BUTCH REED) when Buh Buh pinned Hopper after a powerslam in 0:07:50.

Rating: 1/2*

 

First Blood No Countout No DQ Match:

Andre the Giant d. Glacier in 0:06:34

Rating: -***

(Andre the Giant retained the WWE Intercontinental Title)

 

Brass Knux on a Pole No Time Limit No Countout No DQ Match:

The Undertaker pinned Steve Regal with the Tombstone in 0:03:09.

Rating: 1/4*

 

No Countout No DQ Match:

nWo Sting and Raven d. Chris Jericho (subbing for the NO SHOWING BASTARD VADER, WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO FURTHER AN ANGLE HERE~!) and DDP when nWo Sting pinned Jericho after the Viagra Driver in 0:01:12.

Rating: *3/4

 

Billy Kidman pinned Booker T with the Shooting Star Press in 0:09:37.

Rating: **

 

No Time Limit No Countout No DQ Ladder Match for "The push":

Kamala d. Kevin Nash in 0:33:08

Kamala is on his way up.

Kamala is half way up.

Kamala is almost on top of the ladder.

Kamala is in grabbing distance.

Kamala has retrieved the push.

Kamala is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

Rating: -**3/4

 

"Main Event" Elimination No Time Limit No Countout Match:

The Headhunters, WWE World Champ RVD and Stevie Ray d. Scott Hall, Sting, Steve Austin and Chris Jericho 4 falls to 1 in 0:42:06:

xS. Ray d. Chris Jericho via the Slapjack in 0:29:00

xSting d. S. Ray via a powerslam in 0:30:42

xHead Hunter #1 d. Sting via a splash in 0:32:02

xVan Dam d. Hall via ***** frog splash in 0:37:41

xHead Hunter #1 d. Steve Austin via the Moonsault in 0:42:06.

Survivors: RVD, Headhunters

Rating: 3/4*

 

"REAL" Main Event: Lance Storm d. Eddie Guerrero with the Cradle Piledriver in 0:01:19. Eddie Guerrero tore his left rotator cuff. He will be out for approximately 7 cards (FUCK~!)

 

So another explosive show wraps up. Not as good, IMO, as RAW, but they can't always be.

 

MVP: Andre the Giant, what a reign he's having, with great matches as well!

Runner Up: Kamala, for winning a push!

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

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