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Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

I felt like starting a thread of no real title. If you want to bitch about it, keep it in here. And also, all bitching about me can be kept in here.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

This happened before, was exposed as another post whore thread, died.

 

Sorry!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

I didn't intend for this to be just another post whore thread. It was made as a satire of alot of other threads on this board.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Post Whore thread?

 

I declare this my offical home.

 

Get the fuck out so I can make room for the olympic size swimming pool and Playboy Bunny harem.

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

Make me leave because

This is MY house. I built this house. You see the name on the door it says PRIMETIME! CAUSE THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I know that wasn't the intent, I'm just saying this was done before.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

::Hammers Midnight over the head and throws him out of the house::

 

It's my house.

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

::does a .9 muta blade job then returns with a BARBED WIRE BAT~! and knocks three of CWM's theeth out after banging down the door:: THIS IS MY HOUSE!

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*Unfortunetly for Midnight CWM's Doorman grabs him by the shirt and tosses him into the rose bushes*

 

We have found a purpose for this thread.

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

::calls his boys and Cordney, Eaton, Lane, Rose, and James E. show up and get their old asses beat down by CWM while MX sneeks in the backdoor::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*CWM had installed a Security System so as Soon as Midnight snuck in 4 Rottwielers were released. Midnight then gets hunted down like a poor fox*

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

::Since i owned the house, I owned the dogs, thus no sells dogs and keeps on walking::

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

Actually its my house, he is just sub letting, I pay everything thus I call the shots and both of you are out of line. Women are ALWAYS in control

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

whatever....::takes out .44 and shoots TSA right between the eyes::...bitch.

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

Now wait a fucking minute. I gave you a place to live for free and you had everything you wanted and you wanna kill me? Well just so you know, that other night when you wanted me badly, I was faking it, you weren't that good I was just being nice and trying not to hurt your ego

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

Oh you bitch....

::loads up the AK-47 and shoots until clip is empty::

 

Now for fun

 

::takes out gas and pours over the swiss cheese like body::

 

buh-bye.

 

::takes out a sig and lights it. Takes a puff and throws it on the body::

 

bitch.

 

::throws water on body to not to burn down house::

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

This is my 1000th post. I like to thank all the wrestlers I made fun of on the way and I would like to say Little Bow Wow sucks.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

I thought it was "Lil" Bow Wow, not "Little" Bow Wow... when did he get all refined and uptight and fancy shmancy?

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*CWM offers Midnight his hand but uses the leverage to shove him out of the house. CWM shuts the door and Deadbolts it*

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

CWM, I told you its my house he is just living there, so I own it

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*Tosses TSA out the door and steals the house*

Guest J*ingus
Posted

::drives by and affects the participants in no way at all::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*CWM loads the house up on a Truck and moves it to Canada*

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

::has two B2 stealth bombers bomb the shit out of the house distroying it:: If I can't have it, nobody can.

 

::Builds an even BETTER house on the old spot:: Ok, now, this is LEGALLY MY HOUSE. Has Clarence Mason write up the paper work and i sign the deed:: Now who is going to fuck with me ::loads up to AK-47s::

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

::Moonsaults in from the battle royal thread::

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

I'll fuck with you Midnight :::gets ready for war:::

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

::loads up two M-16s with ten clips each, 2 .44s, and a Rocket launcher:: Now who wants to play....

Guest Marshall
Posted

Why is it that every thread in NHB turns into:

 

::kicks (insert name here) in the balls and runs away::

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