The One and Only "One and Only" Thread

[Guest Midnight Express83]

I felt like starting a thread of no real title. If you want to bitch about it, keep it in here. And also, all bitching about me can be kept in here.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

This happened before, was exposed as another post whore thread, died.

 

Sorry!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Midnight Express83]

I didn't intend for this to be just another post whore thread. It was made as a satire of alot of other threads on this board.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Post Whore thread?

 

I declare this my offical home.

 

Get the fuck out so I can make room for the olympic size swimming pool and Playboy Bunny harem.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Make me leave because

This is MY house. I built this house. You see the name on the door it says PRIMETIME! CAUSE THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I know that wasn't the intent, I'm just saying this was done before.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Hammers Midnight over the head and throws him out of the house::

 

It's my house.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

::does a .9 muta blade job then returns with a BARBED WIRE BAT~! and knocks three of CWM's theeth out after banging down the door:: THIS IS MY HOUSE!

[Guest Midnight Express83]

BTW, vote on my new sig here: http://www.thesmartmarks.com/forums/index....85827884b710a2a

 

I am getting away from the 4 some and picking one hot chick for now on.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Unfortunetly for Midnight CWM's Doorman grabs him by the shirt and tosses him into the rose bushes*

 

We have found a purpose for this thread.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

::calls his boys and Cordney, Eaton, Lane, Rose, and James E. show up and get their old asses beat down by CWM while MX sneeks in the backdoor::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM had installed a Security System so as Soon as Midnight snuck in 4 Rottwielers were released. Midnight then gets hunted down like a poor fox*

[Guest Midnight Express83]

::Since i owned the house, I owned the dogs, thus no sells dogs and keeps on walking::

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Actually its my house, he is just sub letting, I pay everything thus I call the shots and both of you are out of line. Women are ALWAYS in control

[Guest Midnight Express83]

whatever....::takes out .44 and shoots TSA right between the eyes::...bitch.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Now wait a fucking minute. I gave you a place to live for free and you had everything you wanted and you wanna kill me? Well just so you know, that other night when you wanted me badly, I was faking it, you weren't that good I was just being nice and trying not to hurt your ego

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Oh you bitch....

::loads up the AK-47 and shoots until clip is empty::

 

Now for fun

 

::takes out gas and pours over the swiss cheese like body::

 

buh-bye.

 

::takes out a sig and lights it. Takes a puff and throws it on the body::

 

bitch.

 

::throws water on body to not to burn down house::

[Guest Midnight Express83]

This is my 1000th post. I like to thank all the wrestlers I made fun of on the way and I would like to say Little Bow Wow sucks.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Congrats honey

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I thought it was "Lil" Bow Wow, not "Little" Bow Wow... when did he get all refined and uptight and fancy shmancy?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM offers Midnight his hand but uses the leverage to shove him out of the house. CWM shuts the door and Deadbolts it*

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

CWM, I told you its my house he is just living there, so I own it

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Tosses TSA out the door and steals the house*

[Guest J*ingus]

::drives by and affects the participants in no way at all::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM loads the house up on a Truck and moves it to Canada*

[Guest Midnight Express83]

::has two B2 stealth bombers bomb the shit out of the house distroying it:: If I can't have it, nobody can.

 

::Builds an even BETTER house on the old spot:: Ok, now, this is LEGALLY MY HOUSE. Has Clarence Mason write up the paper work and i sign the deed:: Now who is going to fuck with me ::loads up to AK-47s::

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

::Moonsaults in from the battle royal thread::

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

I'll fuck with you Midnight :::gets ready for war:::

[Guest Midnight Express83]

::loads up two M-16s with ten clips each, 2 .44s, and a Rocket launcher:: Now who wants to play....

[Guest Marshall]

Why is it that every thread in NHB turns into:

 

::kicks (insert name here) in the balls and runs away::