OAOAST IntenselyHeldDOWN~! 10/14/02

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

OAOAST Intensely Held Down For October 14, 2002

 

 

Show opens with Angle-Plex arriving in his car, to a loud chorus of boos. As he reaches in the back seat to get his bags, two drop-top Corvettes pull up, one in front of his car and one in back. TK gets out of his blue 'Vette, in back of the car, and tells AP:

 

TK: "Like my new ride? I got it with the great pay I'm receiving from the OAOAMEF. (crowd boos) I could have never had a car like this in OAOAST, making jobber wage. (crowd boos again) But I'm especially enjoying the champion's bonus pay, which I got by beating YOU for the OAOMEF USTV title."

 

AP freezes, and gives TK a dirty look, still reaching for his bag. This is the signal for Reject to hop out of the other Vette and slam the car door on AP's arm! Reject then goes around to the other side and gets in the passenger's seat. He holds AP's wrist, as TK gets on the hood of Reject's torch red 'Vette...and comes off with a VAN-TERMINATOR, kicking the door onto AP's arm once again!!!

 

The crowd is at a total loss as to how to react to this, as TK and Reject get back in their Vettes. As TK drives by the injured AP, he stops and says:

 

TK: Who's the jobber now, BIATCH???

 

And follows Reject to find paking spots.

 

 

 

 

Green Mist vs Masked Mystery Eskimo

 

"Ice Ice Baby" plays as Eskimo makes his way to the ring. He is without Derek, who turned on him last week on Breakout!

Eskimo gets a chorous of boos as he ascends the turnbuckle and shows off his OAOMEF World Title.

 

Morbid Angel's "Dawn of the angry" plays and Green Mist appears! He wears his OAOAST Tag Title and points to it with pride. Mist runs to the ring, high fiving fans to a good pop.

 

Eskimo grabs a mic as Mist gets into the ring.

 

MME: You little mist spitting freak! This match is going to be a warning for what JINGUS and I will do to you at Doomsday! So-ooooof!

 

GM charges and tackles MME to the ground, raining punches to his head as the bell sounds to start the match. MME is able to push GM off and stagger to his feet, but Mist nails him with a drop kick. Eskimo bails, shaking his head and pointing at the referee and GM, doubtless making an important point.

 

GM shrugs, runs, and launches himself out of the ring onto MME! Both men crash to the ground and the ref starts a count. GM is up first, but MME rakes the eyes and suplexes GM onto the guard rail! MME slides back into the ring, clearly happy to pick up a countout win. The ref gets to 8 before GM gets up and climbs slowly back into the ring. MME attacks immediately and nails GM with a clothesline and a leg drop that earn a two count. Eskimo picks up GM locks on a full nelson for the KillerWhalePlex but GM fights his way free and lands a flurry of chops on the chest of MME. Mist bounces off the ropes and connects with the HANDSPRING ELBOW that gets a two count.

 

GM pulls Eskimo up...and looks for the BRAINBUSTER~! but Eskimo manages to sweep the legs of GM out from under him. Eskimo goes for the SHARPSHOOTER for the very first time! The crowd boos Eskimo's use of this hold, but he gets it on! GM screams in pain and tries to make the ropes. MME attempts to hold Mist in place but he gradually makes the ropes. MME swears as the ref forces him to break. MME drags GM into the centre of the ring and locks on the FROSTBITE FACELOCK! GM again shouts and Eskimo wrenches back with all his strength.

 

MME retains the hold for a minute, but GM is twisting himself, inching closer to the bottom rope and gets his leg up on it. Eskimo is furious as the ref forces him to break again, and immediately grabs Mist's Tag Title belt! Eskimo sets to swing as GM pulls himself up, but the ref catches the belt. MME can't believe it, and is about to strike down the official when GM attacks with a neckbreaker that gets a 2 count. Eskimo pulls himself back up but is distracted by the AngleTron bursting into life. The ref is distracted too, allowing GM to use the GREEN MIST on MME! Mist grabs Eskimo and hits the BRAINBUSTER!

 

GM goes for the cover but now the Angletron has everyones attention as we see JINGUS, in the OAOAST control room, forcing the OAOAST staff to film him and put him on the Tron!

 

JINGUS: I'm sorry to interupt your match, Eskimo...I'm simply here to ask a question of Mist...

 

JINGUS leans close to camers, showing his mutated face in full, horrible detail.

 

JINGUS: WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU AND YOUR PUNK PARTNER THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST ESKIMO AND JINGUS? IT ISN'T YOUR WRESTLING SKILL! IT ISN'T YOUR EXPERIENCE, BECAUSE ESKIMO AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH HELL TOGETHER! AND IT SURE ISN'T YOUR INTELLIGENCE, IS IT NOW MIST?

 

Mist is standing and gesturing angrily at JINGUS...but MME is up and from behind locks in the Frostbite Facelock on Mist! Trapped in the centre, with JINGUS laughing on, GM taps out, and the ref can't fail to notice it! Eskimo wins!

 

JINGUS celebrates on the Angletron, but suddenly there's a loud CRACK and JINGUS falls to the floor! As his massive frame moves out of view we see NAZ MISTRY standing behind him, with a dented chair! Eskimo sees Naz raise the chair for another shot, and races out of the ring as the Angletron goes blank. GM is up too and runs after him.

 

 

WINNER: MASKED MYSTERY ESKIMO

 

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

GM: I suppose.

 

Naz: You talk about realizing our potential. Well buddy, tonight, I’m going to try to get us something else. A USTV title shot, You know, the one Big Poppa Popick currently has…

 

GM: I know.

 

Naz: And even though you didn’t get in this week, this is for us, because if I win here, and win next week, and win at Breakdown.

 

GM: A lot of ifs

 

Naz: C’mon lighten up dood. I’m saying that if I win, you get the first title shot, no matter what. Because right now, you’ve helped me come up to be more than a jobber. We’ve both done it together, so we might as well climb together.

 

GM: Great ::Tapes Fists::

 

Naz: I don’t think many realize the value of a friend. Thanks buddy, thanks a lot.

 

GM: That’s probably the smartest thing you’ve said tonight. Go to it, friend.

 

 

 

Naz "I Suck" Mistry Vs, Reject (Natural Born Thriller)

 

 

CHOP SUEY By SYSTEM OF A DOWN hits and Naz Mistry enters the arena. Naz stands in the ring waiting for Reject but Reject attacks from behind~! Reject is out to prove he's still a star.

 

Reject whips Naz into the turnbuckle and follows him in witha Stinger Splash. Reject climgs up and goes for A 10 Count Punch but Naz hits a Low blow and hits a CRUSHING Running Power BomB! Naz Body Slams Reject and hits a Standing Moonsault.Naz Goes up top but a Shooting Star Press eats Knee! Reject is the first to his feet and he hits a DDT for 2. Reject goes for a Full Nelson Suplex But Naz elbows him 3 times in the head and Reject releases him. Naz with a kick but Reject catches the foot but...ENZGURI~! Naz covers...1...2...NO! Reject got his shoulder up at the last second! Naz climbs up top and goes for a Flying Axhandle...NO! Reject jumped up and hit A Dropkick to Naz's midsection! Reject puts Naz on top of the turnbuckle and goes for A Hurricanerana but Naz blocks and Standing up on top of the Turnbuckle signals for a TOP ROPE POWERBOMB~! He lifts Reject up into the air...NO! Reject reverses in mid air hitting a TOP ROPE HURRICANERANA~! 1...2...3!

 

Winner: Reject

 

 

Commercial break

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Naz and Greenmist are watching a replay of their interview from last week…

 

Naz: Ahem.....

 

GM: Well, either way, I was a joke and I got my ass kicked and I hated being here. I was pointing fingers at bookers, I was pointing fingers at other guys, and I was pointing fingers at everyone but one person...myself. When I stopped blaming others for what I was doing wrong, it all came together for me. The OAOMEF guys don't have it in them to do that. So, they continue to be bitter and blame others. Reaching a goal that you haven't worked for has no meaning. Until they realize that, they will continue to look like fools next to the guys who work hard and push themselves. Naz, we've chosen our path. We are in this together. No one is carrying us around. If we crash and burn, it's our own fault. But, these belts say we are at the top of the mountain and they say they we did it on our own.

 

Naz: ....That was awfully extravagant as opposed to the simplicity of mine.

 

GM: Yes, well, when you don't speak often, you have to make it count.

 

Naz: Man, that was awesome dood. I still get goosebumps from that.

 

 

Back from commercial break, the ring is filled with the entrants in the second bracket of the USTV #1 Contenders tournament. The referee is explaining the rules, the match must have a winner, so there will be no disqualifications. Jingus paces back and forth as Reject and Nazmistry look hesitantly. The bell rings as Jingus turns around, and Reject along with Naz hit a double dropkick to knock Jingus over the ring ropes!

 

Reject and Naz lock-up, hitting a series of hammerlock and wristlock reversals until Naz counters with an arm-drag into cross-armbar! Reject squiggles to the ropes to force Naz to break the hold.

 

Jingus lumbers back in and with one massive clubbing blow to Naz’s head, knocks Naz out. Jingus then walks over to where Reject is pulling himself up on the ropes, grabbing the back of the former DA member’s head.

 

Reject hits the instinctive Ric Flair reaction, and kicks Jingus in the nuts to break the grip. The big monster goes down, and Reject then flips over Jingus’ back ala RVD, afterwards assisting Jingus in exiting the ring.

 

Reject laughs as Jingus flops down, still holding his crotch, and turns right around into a Naz Tope dropkick. Naz lands on his feet and keeps running, hitting an Asia Moonsault onto Reject for the first cover of the match. It gets two, as Reject really hasn’t had any specific body part worked on.

 

Naz nails a corkscrew legdrop to keep Reject prone, and then decides to go up top for a big splash. One problem: Jingus grabs Nazmistry off the top turnbuckle and gives him a modified Outsider’s Edge through the announce table.

 

Jingus comes back in as Reject has recovered. Reject goes for another ballshot, but Jingus bats the leg away, and hits a CLAWSLAM!!! Jingus covers as the crowd begins to cheer. Thinking something is amiss, Jingus turns around to be caught in a springboard THUNDERBOLT DDT by ThunderKid, Reject’s tag team partner. Jingus rolls around clutching his neck, as TK revives Reject. Coming to his senses, the duo setup Jingus for the TOTAL REJECTION, but its interrupted by GREENMIST sliding into the ring, hitting all three with blinding RED MIST! Greenmist dumps TK out of the ring as NazMistry slides right back in, ballshotting Jingus. Reject flails around, and Naz catches him, MYSTIFIER! The referee counts as Naz covers, 1…2…3!!!

 

YOUR WINNER, advancing in the USTV #1 Contender’s tournament, Nazmistry!

 

Next week, on IZHD, Nazmistry faces Thunderkid for the right to be the number one contender for Breakdown!

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

OAOAST Championship: Cobainwasmurdered Vs. ThunderKid

 

GOD OF THUNDER by KISS plays and Thunder Kid enters the ring. SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT by NIRVANA hits and CWM slowly walks down to the ring through a sparkling cresendo of PYRO!

 

CWM: CUT MY MUSIC! Ya know when I made an open challange I never thought that Thunder Kid would accept! I mean you'd think this jobber would know his place and not FUCK with someone who is as ESTABLISHED as me. Oh well, the challange was accepted and tonight I am going to teach Thunder Kid the same lesson I taught Alfdogg, Evenflowddt, and all the others...that you can't beat me, because I am THAT FUCKING GREAT!

 

As CWM turns away from TK to dump the Mic, TK sneaks up behind him and dropkicks him out of the ring. TK goes for a baseball slide but CWM moves out of the way. CWM hits 3 chops in quick sucsession. CWM goes to whip TK into the stairs but TK reverses and CWM's knee collides with the STEEEEL. TK presses his advantage and Power Slams CWM on the CONCRETE! TK pulls away the protective mats and goes for a PILEDRIVER but CWM backdrops him! CWM rolls into the ring and tries to catch his breath.

 

TK finally gets up and climbs onto the ring apron but CWM is up an nails TK with a hard right hand. CWM goes to suplex TK back into the ring but TK blocks and suplexs CWM out of the ring onto the concrete! OUCH! TK picks CWM up and rolls him back into the ring. 1...2...FOOT ON THE ROPE! CWM JUUUUST got it there in time! TK picks CWM Up For the Death Valley Driver but CWM slips out and hits a desperation DRAGON SUPLEX! Both Men are down! The Ref starts a 10 count, at 7 CWM starts to move, at 9 CWM manages to drap an arm across TK's chest 1...2...NO! TK got his shoulder up!

 

CWM can't believe it! He picks TK up and goes for the CONSPIRACY BOMB but TK rana's out of it! TK picks CWM up and puts him on the top turnbuckle. TK goes for a SUPERplex but CWM comes alive with a shot to TK's ribs, and the n another. CWM pushes TK off and...CORKSCREW TEEN SPIRIT LEG DROP! 1...2...3!

 

Winner and STILL OAOAST CHAMPION: Cobainwasmurdered

 

Post Match: CWM goes outside and searches under the ring and finds...a SLEDGEHAMMER! CWM gets back in and waits for TK to get up...BAM! CWM nails him in the head! CWM winds up again...but Alfdogg comes running out from the back and SPEARS CWM! Alf hits THE BURNING HAMMER! Alfdogg grabs CWM's OAOAST CHampionship Belt and takes of with it!

 

 

 

END OF SHOW!