Who will replace the Island Boys if they are

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Who gets the 'three minute job'?

 

I have a pick.

 

THEMONSTERMENG~! can get the job.

 

At least he wouldn't hurt people by just putting them in the Tongan Deathgrip

 

or Meng can work with Jamal and Rosey

[Guest razazteca]

anybody but the Harris twins

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I think the purpose of having guys who end boring segments isn't to have guys who are boring.

 

The Harrises would have to run in on themselves and beat themselves up after 3 minutes

[Guest Trivia247]

YES Bring back HAKU!

 

and Rehire Tama

 

REFORM THE ISLANDERS YEAAAAA!

[Guest cynicalprofit]

NASTY BOYS BABY, CAUSE THEY NASTY!

 

Hey, I'd mark for it, just because I love the gimmick.

[Guest Last Warrior]

What has happened to the Island Boyz and why are they going back to OVW. The onlything I would assume is that they need to lose about 50-60 pounds each but other than that i have enjoyes them on RAW.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

they injured Pat Patterson. which is messing with Vince's boys. You don't mess with Vince's boys.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

O'Haire & Mark Jindrak!!!!!!!!!

[Guest buffybeast]

Kronik. Three minute squash matches are their specialty.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

But they might have to wrestle. And does everyone remember the last time Kronick had a match?

[Guest buffybeast]

I didn't see it but I heard it was horrible.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

lucky you

[Guest AndrewTS]

The WARRIOR! He'd do the work of both Island Boyz, and he could squash HGH again while he's at it.

 

Warrior as a smark fave? Stranger things have happened.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Can we stop asking for 3 Minute Squashes, before someone in the WWE actually thinks the "Smarks" want Goldberg?

[Guest AndrewTS]

No...we don't even want the Island Boys or anyone who replaces them in an actual match, but they'd likely get someone or a couple of them to take on the blatant 911 ripoff role the IBs are doing.

 

Of course, if Vince is stupid enough to hire Goldberg, so be it...

[Guest evenflowDDT]

they injured Pat Patterson. which is messing with Vince's boys. You don't mess with Vince's boys.

Yea, but its not fact or even reasonable speculation yet that they're being sent to OVW, right?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Bring back the Natural Disasters!

[Guest D'Lo White]

The Colossial Kongs

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Bring back the Natural Disasters!

....THAT'S what they can do with Hurricane!

 

Hurricane brings the Natural Disasters in! Can you imagine 3 Way matches with Hurricane, Earthquake, and Typhoon?

[Guest Ravenbomb]

the Wall

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ding Dongs!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

2 Cold Scorpio And Marcus Alexander Bagwell.

 

Or..

 

STARS AND STRIPS!

[Guest CED Ordonez]

The Quebecers, dammit!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Alex Wright & Disco

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Alex Wright & Disco

Don't you mean Disqo?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Did he use the "Disqo" spelling when teaming w/ Alex?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hire me, I'll bring the crowbar and decide when three minutes is decided on my own.

 

JR: Good god almighty, King! Triple H just accused Kane of being a drunk necrophilic murdering rapist!

 

King: But who's that guy?

 

(a dude about Chris Jericho's height but lacking the build comes out and cracks Trips over the back of the head with a crowbar while yelling "ENOUGH!!!")

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Hit Lawler while you're at it. And Gerwitz. And Bradshaw. And Jeff.

 

Pretty much anyone not named Helms, Booker, Jericho, Storm, Christian, Bischoff, RVD, Flair.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I would hit Jeff, but then offer him pointers on his image after he regained consciousness.

 

If I could find Gerwitz, I'd destroy him, worry not.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I would hit Jeff, but then offer him pointers on his image after he regained consciousness.

 

If I could find Gerwitz, I'd destroy him, worry not.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Wouldn't you take away the "Jeff Dust" that he sprinkled on himself on Raw this past Monday?