Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 The one time I'm so fucking bored at work and with nothing to do. Anyone have any ideas on what I could do?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Since I have pretty much unlimited net access, I just pop on the forum, or AIM to pass the time. Or play EWR.
Guest treble charged Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 You can write my philosophy paper for me. The one that was due yesterday, but won't get handed in until tomorrow (if I'm lucky).
Guest treble charged Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Do you have a spell check in your word processor?
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Well if I knew what you were writing about, it shouldn't be too hard. Granted I did take philosphy, but I'm a good BSer
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Learn how to beatbox. I profited from boredom that way. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Do you have a spell check in your word processor? Yes
Guest Sandman9000 Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 www.homestarrunner.com Strong Bad's email. Always a riot.
Guest HBK16 Posted October 16, 2002 Report Posted October 16, 2002 Well I work a a movie theatre so most of the people that work there are kids. Me and this kid that has been there a few years makes prank calls to the box office and we all get a good laugh off it. But you really cant do that everywhere and get away with it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Depends on where you work, if you're a doctor, move their innards around, so their kidney is where the spleen should be, etc. Just make sure they're all hooked up properly and functional. If you're in some godforsaken office or cubicle, start growing a Bonzai, only let it get completely out of hand, so there's a giant shrubbery in there. Or, three words: Sharpened Pencils, Ceiling.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Fark.com is a classic time waster..
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Uh...I think thats NSFW though..
Guest J*ingus Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Dang, spaceman spiff beat me to it, so to speak.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Dang, spaceman spiff beat me to it, so to speak. Yeah, you've come too late, so to speak.
Guest CanadianChris Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Hell, seduce anyone. That's what chat rooms are for.
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 And all of you have wonderful ideas, but Spaceman...NO And so for secuding a co worker, I work with all females, the one guy that I do work with could be considered a female by the way he acts. And I'm not into HLA, my boss and I can talk all day about vibrators, sex, masturbation but neither one of us would actually try anything on each other or any other female.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 You don't know what you're missing.
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Well since both of us have boyfriends, that won't happen. And my boyfriend is too greedy, he doesn't like to share, and her boyfriend needs help, period.
Guest dreamer420 Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 Find some way to catch up on sleep. Get baked.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 HLA would be a GOOD idea. Or hell, get your clit pierced an get a chain to wear around your waist hooked to it. And when you are bored, just tug the chain.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 someone say Strong Bad? someone say work? http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail37.html
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 HLA would be a GOOD idea. Or hell, get your clit pierced an get a chain to wear around your waist hooked to it. And when you are bored, just tug the chain. I've already discussed this with you and you know the answer is no. Besides you know Becky and her drama. And I'm not doing what Janet Jackson did. I'll just deal with you later Tony
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 Janet pierced her clit and attached a chain to it that goes around her waist. When she wants some excitement or pleasure she pulls the chain and there ya go
Guest DJ Jeff Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 If you're really bored, just catch up on some sleep. Either that, or if you work in an photo/electronics department like I do, since they have at least one TV on with a movie of some kind, watch that. Just hope it's a good movie, though. Or, listen to some tunes from one of the many stereos they have on display.
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 I work for a financial training firm. It's not like I have time to sleep because, normally we are busy enough but this week with the president and CEO and the VP in our office out in Utah for the manager's meeting its slow and quiet. I can usually just bullshit with my boss and talk about her problems and shit like that. But I already stated that I will not do HLA with her.
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