Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 16, 2002 The one time I'm so fucking bored at work and with nothing to do. Anyone have any ideas on what I could do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted October 16, 2002 Since I have pretty much unlimited net access, I just pop on the forum, or AIM to pass the time. Or play EWR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 16, 2002 You can write my philosophy paper for me. The one that was due yesterday, but won't get handed in until tomorrow (if I'm lucky). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted October 16, 2002 I'll write it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 16, 2002 Do you have a spell check in your word processor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 16, 2002 Well if I knew what you were writing about, it shouldn't be too hard. Granted I did take philosphy, but I'm a good BSer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 16, 2002 Learn how to beatbox. I profited from boredom that way. Â Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted October 16, 2002 Do you have a spell check in your word processor? Yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted October 16, 2002 www.homestarrunner.com  Strong Bad's email. Always a riot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted October 16, 2002 Well I work a a movie theatre so most of the people that work there are kids. Me and this kid that has been there a few years makes prank calls to the box office and we all get a good laugh off it. But you really cant do that everywhere and get away with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 17, 2002 Depends on where you work, if you're a doctor, move their innards around, so their kidney is where the spleen should be, etc. Just make sure they're all hooked up properly and functional. Â If you're in some godforsaken office or cubicle, start growing a Bonzai, only let it get completely out of hand, so there's a giant shrubbery in there. Â Or, three words: Sharpened Pencils, Ceiling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted October 17, 2002 Fark.com is a classic time waster.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 17, 2002 masturbate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted October 17, 2002 Uh...I think thats NSFW though.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 17, 2002 Dang, spaceman spiff beat me to it, so to speak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 17, 2002 Dang, spaceman spiff beat me to it, so to speak. Yeah, you've come too late, so to speak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 17, 2002 Seduce a co-worker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChris Report post Posted October 17, 2002 Hell, seduce anyone. That's what chat rooms are for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 17, 2002 And all of you have wonderful ideas, but Spaceman...NO Â And so for secuding a co worker, I work with all females, the one guy that I do work with could be considered a female by the way he acts. And I'm not into HLA, my boss and I can talk all day about vibrators, sex, masturbation but neither one of us would actually try anything on each other or any other female. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 17, 2002 You don't know what you're missing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 17, 2002 Well since both of us have boyfriends, that won't happen. And my boyfriend is too greedy, he doesn't like to share, and her boyfriend needs help, period. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted October 18, 2002 Find some way to catch up on sleep. Â Get baked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted October 18, 2002 HLA would be a GOOD idea. Or hell, get your clit pierced an get a chain to wear around your waist hooked to it. And when you are bored, just tug the chain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 18, 2002 someone say Strong Bad? someone say work? http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail37.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 18, 2002 HLA would be a GOOD idea. Or hell, get your clit pierced an get a chain to wear around your waist hooked to it. And when you are bored, just tug the chain. I've already discussed this with you and you know the answer is no. Besides you know Becky and her drama. And I'm not doing what Janet Jackson did. I'll just deal with you later Tony Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted October 18, 2002 What the hell did Janet do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 18, 2002 Janet pierced her clit and attached a chain to it that goes around her waist. When she wants some excitement or pleasure she pulls the chain and there ya go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 18, 2002 If you're really bored, just catch up on some sleep. Either that, or if you work in an photo/electronics department like I do, since they have at least one TV on with a movie of some kind, watch that. Just hope it's a good movie, though. Or, listen to some tunes from one of the many stereos they have on display. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 18, 2002 I work for a financial training firm. It's not like I have time to sleep because, normally we are busy enough but this week with the president and CEO and the VP in our office out in Utah for the manager's meeting its slow and quiet. I can usually just bullshit with my boss and talk about her problems and shit like that. But I already stated that I will not do HLA with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 18, 2002 Play with matches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
