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Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Forklift d. Brock Lesnar for Lesnar's first loss and the "Smackdown" Title

 

HHH d. Forklift in 3 second squash to unify "Smackdown" and "Raw" titles into the "Superego" Championship of the World Title

 

 

Wrestlemania X9 - brought to you by HHH!

Guest razazteca
Posted
QUOTE (Anglesault @ Oct 16 2002, 06:32 PM)

Let's make the offcial list of STEROTYPICAL BLACK MAN ANTICS~! Done by Booker

 

Hot wiring Austin's truck.

Saying Boo-yah

Shilling fried chicken.

"axe"ing a question

 

QUOTE  

Beating up white people.

 

 

Add: Making everyone around him look much cooler (Goldust)

Those white bitches can't resist him.

 

forgot the ghetto tv dinner XXXL serving of Ribs & Mash Potatos......taste great with 40 ounce MDG High Draft

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

didn't Booker steal a slurpee once?

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Booker magically escaped using Warrior Smoke and mirrors that Bischoff can't see Warrior in.

 

All in preparation for "Warrior vs HHH II: Hunter Gets His Win Back" at Wrestlemania HHH in Seattle.

Guest MixxMaster
Posted

c'mon guys...do you ALL forget about the POWER of the HAND???!!!

Guest BA_Baracus
Posted

What...10 muscular men can't move a forklift enough to squeeze out the door?

 

It does have wheels you know...hell, why couldn't Coach just drive it out of the way?

 

I think the fact that the stupid forklift kept them trapped for so long was the bigger plot hole.

Guest notJames
Posted

Slightly off-topic, but seeing HHH and Flair commandeering the forklift in the background (foreshadowing the barricade, of course) reminded of the opening scene in Pulp Fiction where Pumpkin and Honey Bunny are talking in the diner, and at one point you see Vincent Vega, bedecked in shorts and t-shirt, walking to the bathroom.

 

The forklift scene was obviously not as subtle, what with JR saying. "What in the hell..." and so forth, but it was an interesting touch.

 

I think the WW_ might throw more of these little tricks into their show as the weeks go on.

Guest nl5xsk1
Posted

Plot-holes like "who moved the forklift" have been going on since wrestling first got televised. I remember the old UWF doing tricks like this, locking the faces in rooms, etc. and having the faces come out for a big save. It's never explained how, it just gives the fans a reason to pop.

 

It's the stupid shit that the WWE pulls that's worth complaining about. Like the briefcase getting lifted, why Guerrero and Benoit hate each other all of a sudden, etc.

Guest notJames
Posted

What gives you the idea that Benoit and Guerrero hate each other? They were pretty amenable talking outside of Stephie Mac's office.

 

If you're referring to Los Guerreros' surreptitious beatdown of the Crippler last week, that was more to further the rift between him and Angle, thus causing them to hopefully lose the semifinal tag match, en route to the finals at No Mercy. It's just business... nothing personal ;)

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
QUOTE (Anglesault @ Oct 16 2002, 06:32 PM)

Let's make the offcial list of STEROTYPICAL BLACK MAN ANTICS~! Done by Booker

 

Hot wiring Austin's truck.

Saying Boo-yah

Shilling fried chicken.

"axe"ing a question

 

QUOTE  

Beating up white people.

 

 

Add: Making everyone around him look much cooler (Goldust)

Those white bitches can't resist him.

 

forgot the ghetto tv dinner XXXL serving of Ribs & Mash Potatos......taste great with 40 ounce MDG High Draft

MGD I think you mean, and add to the list the slurpee swiping, and vandalism (ripping the doors off the freezers).

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
Booker magically escaped using Warrior Smoke and mirrors that Bischoff can't see Warrior in.

 

All in preparation for "Warrior vs HHH II: Hunter Gets His Win Back" at Wrestlemania HHH in Seattle.

YES! In a...*wait for it*

 

ROID NEEDLE ON A POLE MATCH! HGH wins by grabbing it first, bulking up to Bane from Batman proportions, and ripping Warrior's head off.

 

Or a pose-off. CAN YOU FEEL THE INTENSITY!~

*rope shaking* vs. *arms up* *spits water*

Guest GaLaxy3X
Posted
Slightly off-topic, but seeing HHH and Flair commandeering the forklift in the background (foreshadowing the barricade, of course) reminded of the opening scene in Pulp Fiction where Pumpkin and Honey Bunny are talking in the diner, and at one point you see Vincent Vega, bedecked in shorts and t-shirt, walking to the bathroom.

 

The forklift scene was obviously not as subtle, what with JR saying. "What in the hell..." and so forth, but it was an interesting touch.

 

I think the WW_ might throw more of these little tricks into their show as the weeks go on.

and theres your answer, booker t was never trapped behind the door, he was fighting big show when hhh blocked the door in the first place...

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