Guest Prince Paul Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 This is the story about a boy who couldn't adapt. Maybe he could, but on the net he couldn't interact. The point I'm getting to is that he has no tact. This is not a guess, just simply a fact. I used to read his stuff at The Smarks "My name is The Scotsman", the boy would bark. See I had no problem at the top of the hour, when the Scotsman attempted to flame and deflower, another writer on his site by the name of Jay Bower. Jay was upset with the site of a tower burning on Scotsman's body, wearing it proud like a flower. Words were said, and maybe feelings were hurt. It looked like Scots would drag Jay through the dirt. But when The Scots would say something new it would be the same tripe again, "LOL2002." It seems when Scots was confronted, his words were few His buddy Eitan chimed in, with the last name of a Jew. Scots retarded followers chimed in en masse, while Jay's brother Ken said "I'll kick your ass." So one of Scots followers decided to hack possibly due to the fact that Scots lacks a sack. He got a family photo and found out his real name all the while this "feud" got more lame. While the hacker was lurking and searching for more, Scots was in Canada, moving in with his whore. The hacker found credit cards and the number of his cell phone. This made the anger rise in Jay's tone. Please don't confuse me, with the rhyming Hamrick. I'm a completely and utterly different Prick. You see I've liked both Jay, Ken and Scotsman before And I'm surely not trying to start a world war But I hear voices in my head, begging and pleading for more. I love writing poetry, it's not a great chore You see I believe that The Scotsman could fall by the mighty pen and sword of Prince Paul. I will not cry if I lose, or act like a snot and when I win, I won't celebrate like twat. Scotsman may be quick and win in a race but I'm sure I can find more, with my database And when we're done we can meet at a place and share a pint, as I wipe a tear from Scot's face.
Guest Banky Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 *sniffle* That was beautiful man. It warmed the cockles of my heart. I'm sure Scots will appreciate having a secret cyber lover. Well, I guess it isn't a secret anymore after that sappy lovey dovey poem.
Guest Leena Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Eh. I was thinking of e-mailing him to tell him that a bitch could handle WCW Thunder, and he couldn't. But, he'd probably call me gay, and that I eat poop.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Delightful poem, but... he doesn't come here anymore that I know of. His AIM is ScotsmanWU if you want to bother him though. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Thanks for the input guys. "Cyberlover"??? Is that how it comes off? Actually, it's more of a challenge to a battle of wits, or something like that. Actually, i just saw him pop up on AIM, so I am chatting a little as we speak, although he is pretty incoherent and idiotic, as usual. Oh,and yeah, I've heard of e-mail. I think I've also heard of smart asses too.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I must keep this thread alive. You will all love my poetry! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 It went down like what, four spots? When it's about to go off the first page, THEN you bump it. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 It went down like what, four spots? When it's about to go off the first page, THEN you bump it. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge It's all about the post counts, baby. -cue p-diddy beat
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 No!! Stop!!! This is the best topic in this folder. POST HERE. OR HERE. OR HERE. Thank you.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Dude, this topic SO can't go below #1. Gosh.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 now now now. that's more like it.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 STOP THIS SHIT. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest treble charged Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Jesus roaring Christ. If people like the topic, they'll post in it. If they think it sucks, they won't. Given as you posted 3 times in a row in this thread, what does that lead you to believe?
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Jesus roaring Christ. If people like the topic, they'll post in it. If they think it sucks, they won't. Given as you posted 3 times in a row in this thread, what does that lead you to believe? It leads me to believe the following: people don't know good poetry when they read it treble charged=boring
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 While we're addressing people not reading this board. "Dear HHH, Don't be such an egomaniac, people are catching on to it. Rob E." Anyways.. I didn't bother to read the poem. I assume you want it to be 'manly love', not 'really gay love'.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 no. trust no one, except ME! oh shit, wrong thread.
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Paul, as part of my voluntary dyslexia, I'll trust everybody but you.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 While we're addressing people not reading this board. "Dear HHH, Don't be such an egomaniac, people are catching on to it. Rob E." Anyways.. I didn't bother to read the poem. I assume you want it to be 'manly love', not 'really gay love'. It's not supposed to emote love. It's a challenge of sorts.
Guest Banky Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I don't know who to rip apart here, Rob or Paul - both are zits on the ass of this folder. Both of you drink enough man-love to feed an African Village. Paul is obviously fucking around with all of you, and Rob is once again taking it hook, line, and sinker. Unfortunatly Paul is resorting to 8X posting to get cheap heat - which is quite lame. If you wanna be a dick, atleast be semi clever. I am the only heat seeking troll in this joint, so get to steppin'. Atleast I do it in style - snoogins.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I don't know who to rip apart here, Rob or Paul - both are zits on the ass of this folder. Both of you drink enough man-love to feed an African Village. Paul is obviously fucking around with all of you, and Rob is once again taking it hook, line, and sinker. Unfortunatly Paul is resorting to 8X posting to get cheap heat - which is quite lame. If you wanna be a dick, atleast be semi clever. I am the only heat seeking troll in this joint, so get to steppin'. Atleast I do it in style - snoogins. Go eat some chocolate covered pretzels you annoying fucker. I am trying to annoy no one. I wrote that poem and posted it on scotsmanality and Jay Bower's Scary Midgets blog. I'mnot trying to get a rise out of anyone here. If you don't enjoy the thread than keep your ass out.
Guest MaxPower27 Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I think your poem sucks hard.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Where's El Brujo when you need him?
Guest KingOfOldSchool Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I'll fill in... This thread is ghey.
Guest EL BRUJ0 Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Damnit OldSchoolKing, that's gimmick infringement and we all know that gimmick infringement is ghey. But not as ghey as this thread.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 Jesus roaring Christ. If people like the topic, they'll post in it. If they think it sucks, they won't. Given as you posted 3 times in a row in this thread, what does that lead you to believe? It leads me to believe the following: people don't know good poetry when they read it treble charged=boring While I agree with your Treble Charged part I have to say that your a fucking moron. Scotsman hasn't had anything to do with this board in what? half a year? Even ignoring that, I've always thought you were a moron and posting in a thread right after yourself THREE times on purpose is ghey.
Guest Prince Paul Posted October 18, 2002 Report Posted October 18, 2002 Jesus roaring Christ. If people like the topic, they'll post in it. If they think it sucks, they won't. Given as you posted 3 times in a row in this thread, what does that lead you to believe? It leads me to believe the following: people don't know good poetry when they read it treble charged=boring While I agree with your Treble Charged part I have to say that your a fucking moron. Scotsman hasn't had anything to do with this board in what? half a year? Even ignoring that, I've always thought you were a moron and posting in a thread right after yourself THREE times on purpose is ghey. "your a moron" I'd watch comments like that. Makes it sound like YOU'RE the moron. How the fuck do I know if Scotsman posts here. Looks at the dates. I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON THIS BOARD FOR HALF A YEAR! Too bad a fucking tool, like yourself, worships Nirvana.
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