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Guest Prince Paul
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Jesus roaring Christ.  If people like the topic, they'll post in it.  If they think it sucks, they won't.

 

Given as you posted 3 times in a row in this thread, what does that lead you to believe?

It leads me to believe the following:

 

people don't know good poetry when they read it

 

treble charged=boring

While I agree with your Treble Charged part I have to say that your a fucking moron.

 

Scotsman hasn't had anything to do with this board in what? half a year?

 

Even ignoring that, I've always thought you were a moron and posting in a thread right after yourself THREE times on purpose is ghey.

Oh, and thank you for making this post number one in YOUR (catch the spelling?) eyes.

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Whoa whoa, did you resort to flaming Nirvana in this? Honestly pal, you wrote a ghey poem, posted numerous times in a row to put it over, and simply have no endeared yourself to any of the posters here. Is that our problem? Is that avalid reason to critisize Kurt Cobian? Show some fucking respect.

 

 

Ass

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I'd still say that since June is a good enough length of time to get used to how things work. If you need six months to realize that someone as blatant in their obnoxiousness as Scotsman is or isn't here, you either don't know English or are blind.

 

My money is on the dark horse, and here it comes, limping around the corner, yes! There he is, overtaking the other two possibilities, it's RETARD winning in a runaway, groaning his approval to the fans all the way to the winner's circle!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest treble charged
Posted

Scotsman lives in the same city as my grandparents. I'm always 'afraid' (I don't know if that's the proper word) that their paths will cross, and I'll read something on his site about these old people he saw somewhere, and I'll hear some story from my grandparents about something gross they saw someone do downtown.

Guest Prince Paul
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I'd still say that since June is a good enough length of time to get used to how things work. If you need six months to realize that someone as blatant in their obnoxiousness as Scotsman is or isn't here, you either don't know English or are blind.

 

My money is on the dark horse, and here it comes, limping around the corner, yes! There he is, overtaking the other two possibilities, it's RETARD winning in a runaway, groaning his approval to the fans all the way to the winner's circle!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

you're quite the comedian. as you can tell by my post count, I don't live on this board, like some people do. if you can't see that you're either dumb or dumber.

 

 

 

And it's SMEGMA with the runaway!

Guest Prince Paul
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Whoa whoa, did you resort to flaming Nirvana in this? Honestly pal, you wrote a ghey poem, posted numerous times in a row to put it over, and simply have no endeared yourself to any of the posters here. Is that our problem? Is that avalid reason to critisize Kurt Cobian? Show some fucking respect.

 

 

Ass

Hey, PAL, I am not flaming Nirvana. I am in fact one of Nirvana's biggest fan's. I was stating that it's too bad a fucking moron like himself, has to share joy in one of the same things I do...besides wrestling of course.

 

 

 

Dipshit

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

You have so much of a life that you couldn't POSSIBLY have the time to defend your sacred honor on a messageboard, right?

 

Listen, bubbles. You've got(as of this typing) 521 posts. Your "I don't live here" defense would be credible if you had 200 or so, but not with 521. You need to expend just a little effort to get that many.

 

I don't know what SMEGMA is, nor do I care.

 

Now then Spanky, let Paul type his own posts, okay? I know you kinda walk funny, favor your hindquarters and such, but that's no reason to mess with his computer, you naughty little ferret, you!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Posted

Why don't you go do something constructive - like writing 10 limricks why Los Guerreros own your soul. Atleast then you'd be writing about something relevent and cool.

Guest Prince Paul
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You have so much of a life that you couldn't POSSIBLY have the time to defend your sacred honor on a messageboard, right?

 

Listen, bubbles. You've got(as of this typing) 521 posts. Your "I don't live here" defense would be credible if you had 200 or so, but not with 521. You need to expend just a little effort to get that many.

 

I don't know what SMEGMA is, nor do I care.

 

Now then Spanky, let Paul type his own posts, okay? I know you kinda walk funny, favor your hindquarters and such, but that's no reason to mess with his computer, you naughty little ferret, you!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

smegma is foreskin cheese. look it up you ignorant little man.

Guest Prince Paul
Posted
Why don't you go do something constructive - like writing 10 limricks why Los Guerreros own your soul. Atleast then you'd be writing about something relevent and cool.

I could also write a poem about you.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
Whoa whoa, did you resort to flaming Nirvana in this? Honestly pal, you wrote a ghey poem, posted numerous times in a row to put it over, and simply have no endeared yourself to any of the posters here.  Is that our problem? Is that avalid reason to critisize Kurt Cobian? Show some fucking respect.  

 

 

Ass

Hey, PAL, I am not flaming Nirvana. I am in fact one of Nirvana's biggest fan's. I was stating that it's too bad a fucking moron like himself, has to share joy in one of the same things I do...besides wrestling of course.

 

 

 

Dipshit

I live here? Holy Shit. Here I was thinking that I didn't even get near a computer until at least 3 in the afternoon and that only when I don't work. Not to mention that I don't ever stay on the damn thing past 12 am.

 

I just post alot.

 

 

 

oh and your still a moron.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I don't know what foreskin cheese is? DAMN. I had no clue. The question is... why do you?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Kotz, I'm sure you know what foreskin cheese is, you just must not be a conniseur like Paul, who is well versed in extragenital secretions.

Guest Prince Paul
Posted
Whoa whoa, did you resort to flaming Nirvana in this? Honestly pal, you wrote a ghey poem, posted numerous times in a row to put it over, and simply have no endeared yourself to any of the posters here.  Is that our problem? Is that avalid reason to critisize Kurt Cobian? Show some fucking respect.  

 

 

Ass

Hey, PAL, I am not flaming Nirvana. I am in fact one of Nirvana's biggest fan's. I was stating that it's too bad a fucking moron like himself, has to share joy in one of the same things I do...besides wrestling of course.

 

 

 

Dipshit

I live here? Holy Shit. Here I was thinking that I didn't even get near a computer until at least 3 in the afternoon and that only when I don't work. Not to mention that I don't ever stay on the damn thing past 12 am.

 

I just post alot.

 

 

 

oh and your still a moron.

Oh, no. You NEVER post here. Nope. You don't even have like 7500 posts, do you?

 

 

 

YOU'RE (see that spelling again?) a tool.

Guest Prince Paul
Posted
I don't know what foreskin cheese is? DAMN. I had no clue. The question is... why do you?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Because I am a cultured man, while your probably some mixed up kid going through puberty. Fo sheez. Short for fo'skin cheez.

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

you're all 'ghey'. well, off to work.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Being cultured means knowing what foreskin cheese is? Hell, I don't even know how it's possible or what it looks like.

 

Something tells me I don't want to be "cultured," as it must require spending a lot of time at the Golden Banana.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

Although it's been said before, that poem is really, REALLY ghey. Much like this thread.

 

Doesn't that tell you something?

 

:hm:

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

For some strange reason, I don't see knowing what "foreskin cheese" is as a sign of being cultured...

Guest bob_barron
Posted

I think that I shall never see

A poem as gay as can be

 

That's all I have so far

Guest Human Fly
Posted

It seems the only type of people that would know what "foreskin cheese" (this is the first time I've ever heard the phrase) is would be those who regularly partake of it.

 

Maybe being someone who regularly indulges in foreskin cheese is someone who is "cultured"

Guest treble charged
Posted

Does one wash down smega with a nice, tall glass of semen?

Guest Prince Paul
Posted

I should have figured the average age on this board is 16.

 

Barron, the wanna be Scott Keith. I'm surprised he's even still employed at 411.

 

And APO, holy shit, you're not even on their level with your shitty DVD reviews.

 

 

 

If I spell GAY, like you guys (ghey), would that make me cool like you? Or just smegma like Kotz. Maybe I should call him/her/it "Kotex."

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Was that a comeback?

 

Survey Says!!...

 

X

 

Oh, we're sorry! Come back again, won't you?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted
I should have figured the average age on this board is 16.

 

Barron, the wanna be Scott Keith. I'm surprised he's even still employed at 411.

 

And APO, holy shit, you're not even on their level with your shitty DVD reviews.

 

 

 

If I spell GAY, like you guys (ghey), would that make me cool like you? Or just smegma like Kotz. Maybe I should call him/her/it "Kotex."

Ah yes... Lord knows the best way to defend your "cultured" self is to bash stuff posted on a website. Oh the hilarity...

 

Here's a thought for you, instead of acting like a snotty little shit and pretending to be "mature" because you know what foreskin cheese is, why not accept the fact that your poem to Scotsman was pathetic and that you are just an attention whore begging to be noticed?

 

On another note: What's with immature idiots like you who can't take some criticism? You post some stupid poem for Scotsman(who obviously hasn't been here since Dames and BPP bought the board) and when people rightly say it sucks and sounds creepily homoerotic, you get all defensive and then try and call attention to yourself by posting three times in a row when people stop giving a shit. How fucking pathetic and/or delusional ARE you?

Guest kingkamala
Posted

How is Barron a wannabe SK and why are you doing the same things your shitty poem went against?

Posted
I should have figured the average age on this board is 16.

 

Barron, the wanna be Scott Keith. I'm surprised he's even still employed at 411.

 

And APO, holy shit, you're not even on their level with your shitty DVD reviews.

 

 

 

If I spell GAY, like you guys (ghey), would that make me cool like you? Or just smegma like Kotz. Maybe I should call him/her/it "Kotex."

Please insult my WCW Thunder review! Look for the link yourself.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

I'm shocked that he chose the one thing on the site that I do out of boredom instead of stuff I'm supposed to do...

 

Guess he isn't that smart...

 

^_^

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