Beat This:What do you call

[Guest the 1inch punch]

Me? Big D and the twins

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Wasn't this started awhile back in the porno folder?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Yeah, we did this a while back, remember "Lord Fuckington"

 

Mine is called "Congressman Barry Boner III"

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Didn't someone come up with "Sir Fucks-Alot"?

[Guest dreamer420]

"the junk"

[Guest Paranoid]

My wife and I refer to mine as STANLEY, like the power tool company!*

 

 

 

 

*Credit to Andrew Dice Clay

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: dreamer420, YOUR AVATAR KICKS AsS!!!

[Guest godthedog]

"the junk"

i'd rethink that nickname if i were you. i wouldn't want my genitalia to remind people of heroin.

[Guest treble charged]

my penis

[Guest alfdogg]

My DICK~!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

DJ Jeff.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

the 7 inch punch

[Guest Incandenza]

14 Inches of Hot, Throbbing Man Meat.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

"Penis," "Cock," "Dick," and "Willie" are used most often.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I think I say "member" or "Willie" the most.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

My ex calls it "junior".

 

I personally don't have a name for it.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I call it ">yours"

[Guest Kingpk]

The Royal Scepter and Jewels

 

*Waits for snide comment from Alina*

[Guest godthedog]

true to my philosophy major, i call mine "that than which nothing greater can exist."

[Guest DerangedHermit]

HHH called his "Single H" on the Wayne Brady Show. :::::shudders:::::

 

Mine is palus robustus j/k......I don't have a ncikname for it.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Lord Fuckington.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I knew the Lord would pop up in this thread

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I knew the Lord would pop up in this thread

"pop up"

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Didn't see that one coming...OH, Coming! BAWHAHAHAHA

 

[Guest godthedog]

mine's still the funniest...but only if you get the reference.

[Guest Incandenza]

mine's still the funniest...but only if you get the reference.

It's clever, but for its unabashed crudeness, I'm going to say "Lord Fuckington" gets the edge.

[Guest Prince Paul]

My cock or my shlong.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Where do you think I got my user name from? *sleazy laugh*

[Guest mesepher]

HHH called his "Single H" on the Wayne Brady Show.

that's pretty clever... haha.

 

the DJ Jeff one is too...

[Guest godthedog]

Where do you think I got my user name from? *sleazy laugh*

mystery science theater 3000. duh. *sleazier laugh*

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Where do you think I got my user name from? *sleazy laugh*

mystery science theater 3000. duh. *sleazier laugh*

Um well, sure but...ya see...but it's...