The Tough Enough III thread

[Guest Choken One]

I am convinced it's Matt and John fa now.

[Guest buffybeast]

Jamie's pathetic. I hope she breaks her leg. Or gets an STD.

Damn, that's kind of cold wouldn't you say?

 

Seriously, I don't think either of the women will be chosen this year. I think the company will select two male winners this year.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I think they'll select two males, hell, I wouldn't be suprised if the two girls got cut before they had their final 5

[Guest notJames]

 

Jamie's pathetic. I hope she breaks her leg. Or gets an STD.

Damn, that's kind of cold wouldn't you say?

I only mean it in that faux reality sense that these faux reality shows want us to believe.

 

I take that back. I hope she gets an STD in real life. Maybe then she'd think twice about wanting everyone to like her so bad. People like that make me want to vomit.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

These 2 broads not even going to stick around long enough to even be up for the runnings. Lita Jr. got a soft spine. (Although she's working her ass off) Jamie just crazy as hell.

I felt kinda bad for Lita Jr. though. I thought for sure that Rey was going to talk to Lita Jr. while on the bike looking sad. When he was walking in that direction...but he grabbed Jamie instead.

I was like damn...that was wrong.

[Guest buffybeast]

 

Jamie's pathetic. I hope she breaks her leg. Or gets an STD.

Damn, that's kind of cold wouldn't you say?

I only mean it in that faux reality sense that these faux reality shows want us to believe.

 

I take that back. I hope she gets an STD in real life. Maybe then she'd think twice about wanting everyone to like her so bad. People like that make me want to vomit.

James, I was joking.

 

Arch, maybe Rey didn't know what to say to Lita Jr or didn't really care. He seemed really impressed with Jaime.

[Guest Choken One]

Likely never noticed Kelly (she kinda of stood away) and thought she was cute.

[Guest Black Tiger]

I kind of thought that Al was full of shit, when he was going on about how much of an honor it was for Rey to un-mask for them. Rey LOST a Mask match its supposedly really dis-honorable to re-mask after losing it.

 

On one hand congrats to Jaime for sucking it up and working her ass off, but then poor Kelly who has to be hurt and not even get noticed by Rey.

 

I'll pick Matt and either Eric or John.

 

I'm already looking forward to the next TE reunion special, Jill getting ripped apart for quitting, Rebekah being called a hypocrite, and Lisa losing her damn mind, it ought to be just as entertaining as it was to see everyone tell Daryl what they thought of him.

[Guest notJames]

 

Jamie's pathetic. I hope she breaks her leg. Or gets an STD.

Damn, that's kind of cold wouldn't you say?

I only mean it in that faux reality sense that these faux reality shows want us to believe.

 

I take that back. I hope she gets an STD in real life. Maybe then she'd think twice about wanting everyone to like her so bad. People like that make me want to vomit.

James, I was joking.

 

Arch, maybe Rey didn't know what to say to Lita Jr or didn't really care. He seemed really impressed with Jaime.

Sorry, Buffy. I just want everyone to like me...

 

As for Rey Rey, I think it was more of a solidarity thing. Not many Latinos (or Latinas for that matter) populate the North American wrestling scene. Plus, it looks like everyone was prompted by Big to be extra complimentary to Jamie, possibly to avoid another Crazy Breakdown Lisa episode.

 

BTW, I'm notJames. James is the guy I'm not.

[Guest buffybeast]

BTW, I'm notJames. James is the guy I'm not.

WTF?

 

[Guest notJames]

Just a little trick I picked up from Ayn Rand... defining myself by what I'm not.

 

Kinda like calling RAW "notSmackdown".

 

or "notGood"

 

or "notWatched"

 

... you get the picture...

 

(Just noticed I'm now "Jeff Hardy". Does everyone become Jeff Hardy after 1300 posts, or is someone playing a trick on me?)

[Guest buffybeast]

Just a little trick I picked up from Ayn Rand... defining myself by what I'm not.

 

Kinda like calling RAW "notSmackdown".

 

or "notGood"

 

or "notWatched"

 

... you get the picture...

 

(Just noticed I'm now "Jeff Hardy". Does everyone become Jeff Hardy after 1300 posts, or is someone playing a trick on me?)

I figured as much. I just found it funny.

 

I don't know which is worse, being Jeff Hardy or Raw (ugh).

[Guest phoenixrising]

Definitely worse to be RAW.

 

I hated that whole "there were no Christians in the house" reason that Rebekah gave as her reason to leave. And she's getting pissed at Scott for being in the Asian club? If she wants to be so exclusive than so be it. But stop citing that as a damn excuse. It's just stupid. She was looking for a reason to hate everyone and found it right there. That line just pissed me off.

 

Jamie reminds me of my friend's ex-girlfriend. Hot as hell, seems really cool at first, but is a psycho. The way Jamie flipped out in the van was just weird. My friend's ex would do the same thing...eventually my friends and I could see it coming a mile away and know when to get the hell away from the two of them.

 

I wonder if Big and the trainers mentioned Jamie's self confidence problem to Rey, and he decided to give her some words of confidence as well. It seemed that way to me, cause she was the only one he really talked to (and since Kelly got upset, I'm assuming that he didn't go around saying something to everyone). It seems like the trainers and Big think that she has WWE talent and are encouraging her because they think she is the best woman available and want her to work out her problems.

 

And yeah, that did suck, when he was coming to Kelly and suddenly veered off toward Jamie.

 

Should have posted this in the other thread, but Tommy Dreamer's story was touching. It's cool that he just enjoys being a wrestler and living his dream, a nice reminder that anyone can live their dream if they work at it hard enough.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Since I'm going to hell anyway, I was laughing at Rebekah and making such comments as "Where's your God now? Stealing your house!" and stuff like that.

 

 

I'm sticking with my original pick, John. He's the man.

 

Jamie = Hot. Don't care if she's loose or not.

 

MaxPower Jamie.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Booo...I picked Jamie first.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Howdy.

 

Did anyone watch TE 3 last night?

 

 

*sound of crickets chirping*

 

 

O-k.

 

Last night the focus of the show was Jaime, a very immature girl. She wants to be the center of attention and wants everyone to like her. She even goes out to a club with some of the guys and makes out with a total stranger!!!! Then she gets in the car on the way home and starts crying!!! She later calls a friend regretting making out like a slut with some strange guy who for all she knows could have herpes sores in his mouth!

 

Jaime does, however, turn it up in the ring. She's very aggressive, Al says, and is progressing nicely.

 

Rebekah, the slut Christian decides to leave the house because her mother's trailor is being forclosed on. Rebekah, that self rigtheous hypocritial bitch she is, claims there are no Christian people in the house and it's hard for her to be around those people. News flash slut, what do you think the WWE lockerroom is like?!!!???? Good riddance.

 

Tommy Dreamer visits the group. He talks about his dad being blind due to Parkinsons. His dad had sight for two weeks and was able to seem him wrestle. Tommy gets choked up over this.

 

Tommy also whacks crazy Scott on his back with a kendo stick. It supposedly hurt.

 

The Lita look-a-like hurt her back.

 

Rey Misterio showed up and showed his face to the group. Al says the kids should be honored to have seen Rey's face. Uh, hello!!! Rey wrestled without a mask in WCW for like two years!!!

 

Rey thought Jaime was really good in the ring and has a future. He was probably being extra nice to her since I think she's Hispanic, too. The Lita look-a-like was jealous.

 

Pretty dull show tonight. They had the previews messed up this week. Nick gets injured next week and someone also gets cut.

Dammit, STOP DOING THIS!!!! It keeps my recap, THE BEST DAMN TE RECAP ON THE INTERNET, from getting oh-so-important views and deprives the populace of its entertainment!!!

 

Once again, TSM owns the other sites in non-news content, ie. reviews, recaps, and PPV reports.

 

My recap.

 

His recap.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Vyce]

I'm so into Jamie. She's cute, she's slutty, she's crazy. She's perfect for this pseudo Real World meets wrestling concept.

 

Jamie reminds me of my friend's ex-girlfriend. Hot as hell, seems really cool at first, but is a psycho.

 

Dude, don't you know?

 

NOTHING hotter than a psycho chick.

 

Rey thought Jaime was really good in the ring and has a future. He was probably being extra nice to her since I think she's Hispanic, too. The Lita look-a-like was jealous.

 

I can't wait till they boot Kelly. She's bad in the ring, she's not physically fit, she can't do the challenges, she's injury prone, and worst of all, she looks JUST like Lita.

[Guest buffybeast]

Howdy.

 

Did anyone watch TE 3 last night?

 

 

*sound of crickets chirping*

 

 

O-k.  

 

Last night the focus of the show was Jaime, a very immature girl.  She wants to be the center of attention and wants everyone to like her.  She even goes out to a club with some of the guys and makes out with a total stranger!!!!  Then she gets in the car on the way home and starts crying!!!  She later calls a friend regretting making out like a slut with some strange guy who for all she knows could have herpes sores in his mouth!

 

Jaime does, however, turn it up in the ring.  She's very aggressive, Al says, and is progressing nicely.

 

Rebekah, the slut Christian decides to leave the house because her mother's trailor is being forclosed on.  Rebekah, that self rigtheous hypocritial bitch she is, claims there are no Christian people in the house and it's hard for her to be around those people.  News flash slut, what do you think the WWE lockerroom is like?!!!????  Good riddance.

 

Tommy Dreamer visits the group.  He talks about his dad being blind due to Parkinsons.  His dad had sight for two weeks and was able to seem him wrestle.  Tommy gets choked up over this.

 

Tommy also whacks crazy Scott on his back with a kendo stick.  It supposedly hurt.

 

The Lita look-a-like hurt her back.

 

Rey Misterio showed up and showed his face to the group.  Al says the kids should be honored to have seen Rey's face.  Uh, hello!!!  Rey wrestled without a mask in WCW for like two years!!!  

 

Rey thought Jaime was really good in the ring and has a future.  He was probably being extra nice to her since I think she's Hispanic, too.  The Lita look-a-like was jealous.

 

Pretty dull show tonight.  They had the previews messed up this week.  Nick gets injured next week and someone also gets cut.

Dammit, STOP DOING THIS!!!! It keeps my recap, THE BEST DAMN TE RECAP ON THE INTERNET, from getting oh-so-important views and deprives the populace of its entertainment!!!

 

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

K, I don't think my tired excuses for recaps stops people from reading yours.

 

I wonder if Big and the trainers mentioned Jamie's self confidence problem to Rey, and he decided to give her some words of confidence as well. It seemed that way to me, cause she was the only one he really talked to (and since Kelly got upset, I'm assuming that he didn't go around saying something to everyone). It seems like the trainers and Big think that she has WWE talent and are encouraging her because they think she is the best woman available and want her to work out her problems.

 

You know that wouldn't surprise me. I am almost certain the producers of this show try to do as much as they can to keep certain contestants from quitting or going crazy.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I know they don't stop people, but it's the principle of the thing!

 

Of course, you do know that I'm just messing around, right?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest BaldFish]

Since I'm going to hell anyway, I was laughing at Rebekah and making such comments as "Where's your God now? Stealing your house!" and stuff like that.

"So let me get this straight. God wanted you to be a wrestler, but he changed his mind and took away your mommy's trailer, right? Wow, that God, what a prick."

[Guest buffybeast]

I know they don't stop people, but it's the principle of the thing!

 

Of course, you do know that I'm just messing around, right?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Yes, I know. I'm just joshin' ya'!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Tough Enough: Season Premiere!

 

WENDELL~!

 

It's WENDELL~!

 

Oh My God~! It's WENDELL~!

 

DON'T DOUBT WENDELL~!

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Nooooo, they played the Casting Special?

I missed Wendell. He was the first highlight of the show.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

They should have had Wendell kinda stalking the house...trying to sneak inot the house only to have Al and Big chase him off the property with sticks.

 

Seriously, you see two of the kids talking in the kitchen, then in the background you see Wendell's head pop up out of nowhere, then you see him running being chased by Big.

 

Wendell: *running for his life* "Believe in me! I can do it." *falls to the ground, winded after 10 yards*

 

Wendell was such a shitty actor, that's what got him booted. He's take a dive then make it look like he's making a firey babface comeback like the Rock.

 

Funny really.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Wendell: *running for his life* "Believe in me! I can do it." *falls to the ground, winded after 10 yards*

 

It's funny because it's true.

 

The recap with WENDELL~! in it!

 

Amazing how much I've improved in just five weeks.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest bravesfan]

Seriously, you see two of the kids talking in the kitchen, then in the background you see Wendell's head pop up out of nowhere, then you see him running being chased by Big.

 

Wendell: *running for his life* "Believe in me! I can do it." *falls to the ground, winded after 10 yards*

LMAO!

 

Oh man, I just ruined my keyboard...

 

EDIT: Well, there's always Tough Enough 4, right?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

They should have a Tough Enough reject show...see if they can take 13 serious losers and make a star:

 

Wendell, season 3...didn't make house cut

Bobbie Joe, season 1

Daryl, season 1

Robert, season 2

Chad, season 3

 

And the other ones that just openly sucked.

[Guest MaxPower27]

It'd be pretty funny to have Wendell living in a tent in the yard.

 

Then, when they have the shots of the house in the morning, you can see the big TE3 house, with a little black tent in the yard.

[Guest buffybeast]

They should have had Wendell kinda stalking the house...trying to sneak inot the house only to have Al and Big chase him off the property with sticks.

 

Seriously, you see two of the kids talking in the kitchen, then in the background you see Wendell's head pop up out of nowhere, then you see him running being chased by Big.

 

Wendell: *running for his life* "Believe in me! I can do it." *falls to the ground, winded after 10 yards*

I don't know which is more funny, the sight of Wendall stalking the house or Big John chasing Wendall. I wonder who would get winded first, Wendall or Big.

 

[Guest buffybeast]

Did anyone watch this last night?

 

*crickets chirping*

 

Ok.

 

Really quick, Nick, the Asian with a lisp, was cut last night for being weak. He sustained tendonitis in his bicep that caused much pain. As this is not a serious injury, the trainers looked poorly upon him for not working through the pain. Oh well.

 

John and Jonah brought their chicks to the house.

 

Scott tried to convince some chick whom he had not spoken to in four years to visit him in CA. Needless to say she said no.

 

Next week, Jonah gets injured and someone else will be cut.