The One and Only Veloconfidential Thread

[Guest HartFan86]

Confidential: Special look at Saliva's song for Jericho off the Anthology album.

 

Velocity: I don't have any spoiler-free matches right now, so hopefully someone will post them.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Velocity matches:

 

Funaki vs Tajiri

Albert vs Scotty Cruz

Crash vs Shannon Moore

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Scotty Cruz?

 

JOBBER!

 

THE NEW JOB SQUAD IS SLOWLY BUILDING UP AGAIN!

[Guest HartFan86]

Velocity looks.....shit. I guess Confidential is my main motivater for staying up tonight.

[Guest razazteca]

so is Albert now the Stud of Velocity?

 

Funaki vs Tajiri looks good to me

[Guest Kingpk]

Eh, I'm not sure if I want to hear yet another wrestler's theme get butchered.

 

Dammit, ChrisMWaters sig makes me miss mine. Damn Patriots.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Dammit, ChrisMWaters sig makes me miss mine. Damn Patriots.

Hehe...which part of my sig? The quote, Hurri-Force, or Goddess Molly?

[Guest Kingpk]

Take a wild guess, although Robin Williams is one of my demi-gods.

[Guest HartFan86]

Funaki vs Tajiri looks good to me

Well, on 2nd look....Velocity looks watchable. Crash/Moore could be an intresting match and Tajiri/Funaki could be one as well. I think I gave this show a bad thought at first cause I saw "Albert."

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Funaki vs Tajiri looks good to me

Well, on 2nd look....Velocity looks watchable. Crash/Moore could be an intresting match and Tajiri/Funaki could be one as well. I think I gave this show a bad thought at first cause I saw "Albert."

You know...watching Royal Rumbles from 1999 to 2002...and I noticed something...

 

With most wrestlers that suck in the ring, the Royal Rumble can make them look better than they are.

 

However...that rule is broken with Albert. >=D

 

Now...if only they'd let Molly win the Royal Rumble and go to WrestleMania and win...*happy Sigh*

[Guest The Superstar]

I heard that Funaki/Tajiri is only about 3-4 minutes

 

EDIT: I don't think "Funkaki" is a real name

[Guest HartFan86]

And Velocity is on...the....air.

[Guest HartFan86]

Was that Michael Cole going "WHOOOOOOO"?

 

BTW, I really like this announcer. He should be on Raw and move Lillian to Velocity cause she, you know, fucking sucks.

[Guest The Superstar]

Did you hear Michael Cole say "WOOHOO!!" It was the highest-pitched one I've ever heard on TV.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Michael Cole goes from hating Tajiri last week to saying "WOOHOO It's the Japanese Buzzsaw!" this week

[Guest HartFan86]

Michael Cole goes from hating Tajiri last week to saying "WOOHOO It's the Japanese Buzzsaw!" this week

And do you think anyone who watches this show cares? I mean, all 63 of them probably don't.

 

And why does Tajiri yell funny when doing moves?

[Guest The Superstar]

Wow, what an exciting match this has been.

[Guest HartFan86]

TWO!!!!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Sigh* Funaki could be great if he was more serious.

 

He could be a contender!

[Guest HartFan86]

Michael Cole: The Alltell Arena is gunna be rockin tommorow night...

 

Yeah, all 3,800 of them.

[Guest HartFan86]

Good lord Stephanie was hot on SD. I need to fuck her.

 

*listens to Howard Stern INT*

 

Nevermind.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Nice match. Always nice to see Tajiri and Funaki square off, a definite dream match of mine. Give these two a 10 minute match on No Mercy, and I would actually ORDER it. Too bad the announcers were too busy talking about Undertaker's cast and ring rat to actually notice there was a match going on in the ring.

[Guest Trivia247]

time for more BIG guys vs Small guys entertainment.

[Guest SP-1]

Call me crazy here, but for some reason the NO MERCY HHH/Kane ad that they just played gives me a vibe that Kane may have a shot at winning on Sunday.

 

Not that Kane as champion puts us in a tremendously better position as watchers of RAW, but anyway. I just caught an odd vibe from the way that the ad was presented.

 

-SP

[Guest HartFan86]

WENDALL CLIPS~@@!~~!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

IT'S RICK RUDE'S SON!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Why give the jobber theme music?

[Guest HartFan86]

Bobby Rood...and I mark for this theme song....though I can't remember what show it was used for. *tries to think*

 

Royal Rumble 97?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Bobby Roon?

 

Huh? Worst Name EVER.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Bobby Rood...and I mark for this theme song....though I can't remember what show it was used for. *tries to think*

 

Royal Rumble 97?

They used it for Drew Carey in Rumble 2001