The One and Only Veloconfidential Thread

[Guest Will Scarlet]

The "Shave Your Back!" chant. Funaki started a phenomenon.

[Guest Nevermortal]

The "Shave Your Back!" chant. Funaki started a phenomenon.

Miguel Perez weeps.

[Guest razazteca]

Bobby Rood the jobber vs the unshaved bear Albert

 

oh man Albert was selling the kicks of Rood for a mere second.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

If they keep Bobby Rood...I could see them trying to make Bobby as one of Rick Rude's illigitamate children.

 

You know the character of Rick Rude would probably have slept with a girl from Toronto.

 

...

 

What was with the finger wiggle Albert?

[Guest HartFan86]

I fucking can't stand Michael Cole. Wendall should take his place.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Wow. That match did suck as bad I expected it to.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Michael Cole rules, bringing up "wide right" in reference to Florida State.

[Guest HartFan86]

Bobby Rood...and I mark for this theme song....though I can't remember what show it was used for. *tries to think*

 

Royal Rumble 97?

They used it for Drew Carey in Rumble 2001

There we go.

[Guest SP-1]

Did that sign read, "EDDIE GUERERRO (sp?) ATE MY CAT"?

[Guest razazteca]

horny old man skit from Smackdown, why oh why are they doing this again? is this the return of the Viagra on a Pole match?

[Guest HartFan86]

"Big Daddy Al."

 

Wow.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Bobby Rood is pretty good. I saw him in the ECWA Super 8 2002.

[Guest HartFan86]

WTF IS UP WITH THIS MUSIC??????

[Guest Nevermortal]

What is this song they are using with the Hell in a Cell video package?

 

It had the funniest intro ever.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

WTF IS UP WITH THIS MUSIC??????

They want to be ridiculous.

 

Guess this is No Mercy's theme song?

[Guest CanadianChick]

I guess they want this to be emotional and important...maybe it will overshadow the suckiness of the match.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ok, all I know is that tomorrow, Brock better just fucking destroy Shittytaker.

 

And shatter the cast, greenhorn!

[Guest HartFan86]

OMG, I just marked out when they played Warrior's music. I wasn't paying attention to the TV....but then I realized it was an anthology commercial.

[Guest tetsubeav]

Oh shit... I just got swerved by the Anthology ad. Thought The WARRRIORRRRIRRRORIR was coming back to return his job.

[Guest razazteca]

WARRIORS Come out and Play!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Let's see, Hart's was done, then Warrior's...who's is next?

 

Owen Hart?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Let's see, Hart's was done, then Warrior's...who's is next?

 

Owen Hart?

Austin's.

[Guest HartFan86]

Or Real American...though I'd mark out insane if I heard Owen's "WELL ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE" quote again on WWE TV.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...listen to the pop for Crash.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Its Crash Holly (aka He Who Ripped Off AJ Styles).

 

Die you fucking Leprechaun bastard.

[Guest HartFan86]

Okay, Cole is forgiven for making fun of Marc Lloyd.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Crash is nuts and lives next to a prison? What the hell are they talking about?

[Guest CanadianChick]

Crash is nuts and lives next to a prison? What the hell are they talking about?

Me thinks Cole is a retard and probably improvising this whole show. That's the only way I can explain it...

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Cole: There's not going to be any wrestling in there(Hell in the cell).

 

At least they're being honest.

[Guest HartFan86]

Velocity sucked. Confidential!!!