I haven't done this hear yet so I'll start

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

::Scoop slam::

[Guest Ace309]

::sells::

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Why can't I eat Bowie? Has he been contaminated with DDT?

 

Oh, and /me no-sells the scoop slam.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Why can't I eat Bowie? Has he been contaminated with DDT?

You can't eat Bowie because many, many people will be saddened due to his being eaten. Instead, have a tasty pickled baby.

 

Oh, and...

 

::Big boot and legdrop combo on TNT, followed by a pin::

[Guest Powerplay]

I'll show you DDT, TNT.

 

*The Judge turns the DDT into his finisher ala Jake the Snake and pins TNT for a three count*

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

::breaks up the pin by Wapner by hitting him with the most devastating move evAr, Bone-to-Bone::

[Guest Powerplay]

*Judge sells the Bone-to-Bone, but watches as TNT hits GOdrea with a DDT and goes for a pin*

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

::kicks out of the pin attempt, and delivers a flying ovarian kick to TNT. GOdrea then puts a pickled baby in a sack and begins to beat Wapner mercilessly with it::

 

Damn I'm bringing out some old sk00l stuff...

[Guest Powerplay]

*Judge nosells the sack beating, does a Hammerlock Suplex on GOdrea, and then locks in an armbar.*

 

That's old sk00l.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

::Wapner finds out that it was just a straw dummy of GOdrea with a tape recorded attached to it. GOdrea skulks towards Wapner and steals his wallet, ala Exploding Chicken::

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

*TNT goes nuclear, blowing up and mutating everyone in the arena*

[Guest Powerplay]

*GOdrea finds out that that was her wallet and that Judge had stolen it earlier, sans cash of course. Meanwhile Judge tries to find a good place where he can get another Deep Fried Cajun-Spicified Baby to eat.*

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

*TNT points out that all of what Judge just said was irrational, for he had already been blown to little pieces of old man*

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

::GOdrea smashes Wapner's face with a monkey and throws him in the "special closet" but instead of X-Factor3, Bradshaw is waiting there instead. GOdrea places a Pepsi-Max vending machine in front of the closet door and skips merrily away::

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

*Strangler grabs a spare sack of pickled babies and starts pummeling TNT with it*

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

rip off! rip off!

 

 

...

 

plus one! plus one!

 

-Annie

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

*TNT points out that all of what Judge just said was irrational, for he had already been blown to little pieces of old man*

::GOdrea laughs at TNT for not understanding the almost insane levels of deus ex machina that is supposed to go on here. Anything can happen. People can be reborn and such. For this, the Elk comes out, spears and pins TNT, making his record 14324234324353-0::

[Guest Powerplay]

*Judge throws Bradshaw through the door and the Pepsi max vending machine, causing Bradshaw to tear his quad and end his career. The peasants rejoice.*

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

*TNT calls the Big Blue Fat Cop Guy who took away Stubby at the original Clusterf*ck, and orders a cavity search on GOdrea, to be done by Gary Coleman*

[Guest Tod deKindes]

*jobs TNT to a backslide.*

[Guest Thoth]

*cuts a rant on you all, thereby emasculating you all*

[Guest Kibagami]

::Demonstars Thoth onto a sixteen year old Japanese girl::

 

S.

[Guest crusen86]

Here, not hear you git.

[Guest midnight_burn]

::Stryke whips out his johnson and pisses all over this hell hole::

[Guest Kibagami]

Hey, look what I found!

 

::runs in and Stardust Presses Mak::

 

K.

[Guest Powerplay]

*Beltshot's Kibagami with the REAL SJL World Title, not the cardboard one Dangerous has .*

[Guest Kibagami]

::no-sells::

 

::kicks Judge's face off::

 

K.

[Guest Powerplay]

OW.

 

:Judge sells, but reattaches his face and Superkicks Kibagami in the head.*

[Guest Kibagami]

::ducks the superkick and hits Judge with a GAMENGIIIIIIIRIIIIIII!::

 

K.

[Guest Powerplay]

*Grabs the Gamengiri and turns it into a half crab.*