Guest Paranoid Report post Posted October 21, 2002 I know I'm new here, but I have noticed that there are alot of verbal warriors here. Now I realize this thread will probably go nowhere but I will try anyway. Let's see who's got what. I am not a great verbal warrior, but I can hang sometimes. Now the point of this thread is to see who is the shit. Start with fucking with someone. Anybody, it doesn't matter. Let's see who is the Maximus of NO HOLDS BARRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted October 21, 2002 You suck. Go to Hell. I win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paranoid Report post Posted October 21, 2002 You suck. Go to Hell. I win. Is your name Sandman because your mom still sing to you before you go to bed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Are you paranoid because of the aliens or of your shadow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 21, 2002 I know I'm new here, Obviously you know that. We didn't know that for sure, but we could've guessed; however, you addressed that statement apparently towards yourself instead of anyone who could actually gain knowledge or insight due to that new information. It's a lot like when they set up exposition in movies by saying, "Now, as you already know..." but I have noticed that there are alot of verbal warriors here. If you want to refer to a whole lot of males mostly in the 15-20 demographic slagging each other for bizarre (and usually petty and pointless) reasons and dragging out long pathetic "feuds" with persons they've never met in an attempt to deliver that ultimate punishment, being banned from posting in this cybernetic Elysian Fields, then yes, there are indeed a great number of Level 18 Dwarven Fighter-Thieves who inhabit this realm. Now I realize this thread will probably go nowhere but I will try anyway. The people who own gambling establishments just love people like you. Let's see who's got what. Having actually held a ruler up to it once, I can say it exactly: seven and one-fourth inches. Not bad, especially considering I'm a very white boy. I am not a great verbal warrior, This statement could have been brought on by any number of things: 1. False humility; 2. Rancid fear at the thought of the inevitable asswhooping that awaits, causing a weak attempt to leave a back door to say "see, I TOLD you I was no good at it!" after your formerly sweet cherried buttocks have been thoroughly soiled and besmirched; 3. Complete inexperience at this sort of thing ("Hey, anybody want to fight? Lemme tell you, I suck at it."); 4. Tourette's Syndrome; 5. A half-assed reverse-psychology booby trap to drop everyone's guard and get those H3lla Lam3 dorks at the SmartMarks all ready for an easy fight before you jump on them like the testosterone-fueled steel-clawed Senegalese Tiger like you are and shove your jumbo bun-length hydraulic weiner right down their pencil-necked throats before using your vile and vicious flames to thrust, thrust, THRUST the humiliation deeper and deeper into the very cores of their beings, robbing them of their sanity and sovereignty and truly making them into your own possessions, your own pawns with which you may do anything at any time and MOMMY CAN'T STOP ME; or, 6. Illegal mind-altering drugs. (I personally vote for some combination of all of the above, possibly excluding #4.) but I can hang sometimes. I'll assume you meant from a noose. Now the point of this thread Saying this thread "has a point" is like saying the movie Manos: the Hands of Fate "had a crew". It might technically be true, but it's debatable and certainly did not improve the finished product in any way. is to see who is the shit. Okay, let me see if I follow your logical labyrinth: the entire reason for your thread's existence is for poor suckers to come in here and provide evidence that they are a semi-solid, heavily aromatic, generally undesirable waste product excluded from the human anus, and which, if not either frozen or flushed down a toilet, can quickly be a major factor in the spread of vermin and disease, not to mention a truly horrid smell. Gotcha. Start with fucking with someone. Actually, that will have to wait a few days, until I meet up with those girls again. Unless I happen to run across another pack of friendly nymphos in their late teens within the next week or so. But hey, just one such congregation is truly providing for hours of fun at the moment, so I feel no strong urge to begin coital relations with any other persons at this time. That's always subject to change of course, if Nicole Kidman came up to me and expressed an interest in jumping my bones I'd agree even if we were on a crowded sidewalk, but in general I think you've grasped my point, just as she grasped my... well, gentlemen don't tell EVERY detail, so I'm afraid I must leave your testicles blue and aching tonight. Anybody, it doesn't matter. Eenie, meenie, mynie, Dumbshit. (Three guesses as to who that expletive represents, or around seven or eight if you're Paranoid.) Let's see who is the Maximus of NO HOLDS BARRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes! Let's see who can have their wife and son executed by crucifixion, one of the more hideously painful deaths on this planet, before going on to being sold into slavery and eventually being murdered in front of thousands of gawking, cheering onlookers! Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war, BY GAWD IT'S GONNA BE A SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! In other words: consider yourself 0wn3d, and welcome to No Holds Barred. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paranoid Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Hats off! You are the most bored mother fucker have ever met! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted October 21, 2002 but I have noticed that there are alot of verbal warriors here. If you want to refer to a whole lot of males mostly in the 15-20 demographic slagging each other for bizarre (and usually petty and pointless) reasons and dragging out long pathetic "feuds" with persons they've never met in an attempt to deliver that ultimate punishment, being banned from posting in this cybernetic Elysian Fields, then yes, there are indeed a great number of Level 18 Dwarven Fighter-Thieves who inhabit this realm. And of course Jingus shows why he just "levelled up" to mod Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 21, 2002 there are indeed a great number of Level 18 Dwarven Fighter-Thieves who inhabit this realm. Level 18? Pshaw... errrm..I mean.. What's a dwarven fighter/thief? *d20 rolls across the floor, nonchalantly slides foot over it* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted October 21, 2002 What's a dwarven fighter/thief? Really. Elves make much better fighter/thieves. Um, I mean... er... you fucking geeks! Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Fuck you all! the streets will flow with the blood of the non believers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Screw all of you! Level 9 Wings powerup, oh yeah! Um, uh, yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted October 21, 2002 "SmarkBoard: Home of the largest collaboration of D&D players EVER!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted October 21, 2002 I just want to be Jingus's lackey... DAMN boy, you own the verbal fights Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Is your name Sandman because your mom still sing to you before you go to bed? Is your name zacalex919130 because your insult is childish and silly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 21, 2002 It's all about Orc Shaman. d20 system + Oriental Adventures + Monstrous Manual conversions = Most glorious NPC ever! "Why you so stupid?!" "AUGH~! Stupid water bastard!" (concerning a water mephit) "This Orc Shaman's pet. Him name...Wolf." "QUIT TALKING! YOU WAKE UP GOBLINS!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Umm I like my level 22 Chaotic Good Paladin with +3 GreatSword and matching +3 Prismatic Protection Full Plate Mail from v3 thank you very much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Yeah, well...I'd like him too probably. I've finally gotten my friends to actually play 3E, so they're all first level. LOOOSERS. When I started DMing our current adventure, for some reason the players lacked the foresight to bring along a cleric. Orc Shaman is a nice solution because 1) he provides the group with hearing and 2) he provides the group with suitable punishment for not having a cleric (i.e. having to put up with Orc Shaman). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Uh, I, um, er, like my big giant sword. And shotgun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Okay, so you're an Evil Dead type of gamer then... Groovy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted October 21, 2002 *Dresses up in goth garments and laments over the eternal anguish of immortal existence* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 21, 2002 What in Bobby Fisher's name are all you talking about? ....Fags. Tecmo Bowl for Nintendo owns it all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Uhhh... I don't get it anymore either, but no need for such language! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Whether Fletch is joking or not, he's correct. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted October 21, 2002 ::Replaces sword and arm with chainsaw:: Hail to the King, baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Bobby Fisher was punched by Sugar Ray once. It's true. I have it on video tape. o.O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 21, 2002 *captures arm under bucket* *covers bucket with various books, including "A Farewell to Arms." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Jimmy Ray punched out Bobby Fisher? Ohhh, Sugar Ray - nevermind. Remember Jimmy Ray? Let me refresh: Are you Jimmy Ray? Who wants to know? Are you Faye Ray? Who wants to know? Who wants to know - who wants to know 'bout me! Let the assault commence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted October 21, 2002 Parnoid is ghey for calling flaming "verbal battles" God Damn DDT people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paranoid Report post Posted October 22, 2002 Parnoid is ghey for calling flaming "verbal battles" God Damn DDT people. Once again, I am not an or evr have been an active member of DDT! Please don't compare me to those dumb fucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted October 22, 2002 You admited to being a member of DDT previously at Smarktalk not to mention I know for a fact you have an acount there. I even talked to the admin who compared the IP to THAT Paranoid to yours from ST and geuss what? Perfect match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
