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Guest Paranoid
You admited to being a member of DDT previously at Smarktalk not to mention I know for a fact you have an acount there. I even talked to the admin who compared the IP to THAT Paranoid to yours from ST and geuss what?

 

Perfect match.

Sorry CWM. I got to call your bluff on that one. I only admitted to having an account. That doesn't mean I post there. I haven't been on DDT in a long while, and when I was I wasn't Paranoid. I had another user name.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

*stretches arm out of fantasy geek closet with a character sheet*

 

L 35 Druid/L 5 Hierophant, Chaotic Neutral Half Orc. Fuck with him, and he'll turn your ass into wood. Unless you can make a fort save at a 66.

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Guest Paranoid

It seems as though this has turned into a "Who is the bigger D&D geek" thread. At least play a real game like Magic!

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

it wasn't. I just felt I should make it clear that I'm merely a closet fantasy nerd. As opposed to a blatant flaming one.

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Guest evenflowDDT

d20? That's not one of those lame pussy white boy Detroit rap groups is it?

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Guest Paranoid
it wasn't. I just felt I should make it clear that I'm merely a closet fantasy nerd. As opposed to a blatant flaming one.

Once again you ignorant poster, I don't play magic. I was just being sarcastic.

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Guest Cancer Marney

Nerd fight! Nerd fight! Nerd fight! Yay!

 

<shakes pom-poms from the sidelines, has an emergency roll of Scotch tape tucked into the waistband of her skirt in case someone's glasses are broken>

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Guest Banky

You are all right, you are all nerds. Now why don't you go back to trading your pogs and beanie babies.

 

Fucking shit ass fucks.

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Guest Banky
You leave my beanie babies out of this

Erm, ok. I never knew they had quite this kind of following. I should have known considering the kind of people I surround myself. Bunch of sissified sissies.

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Guest Cancer Marney

Nerd fight! Nerd fight! Nerd fight! Yay! M - A - G - I - C! A! A - D - N - D! Magic! Yay! Nerd fight! Nerd fight! Nerd fight!

 

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

*is pegged with d20, holds eye*

 

*gives Agent a paper cut using character sheets*

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Guest Banky

As long as you can raise your chunky red thighs behind your head like that, I wouldn't care.

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Guest Cancer Marney

Now that's one thing you'll never know.

 

Her legs are pretty chunky, aren't they? It's a pity I couldn't find any other demonic cheerleaders on the web...

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Guest Banky

Never count out the coniving Fletch - he has been patterned after such great minds as Benito Mussolini and Vladimir Lenin, watch out. Soon you will all be blindly falling to the feet of Fletchism.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

Fletchism?

 

I'm guessing these people would worship Kevin Smith characters... or at least Jason Lee...

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Guest Banky

They would be FORCED to like Fletch, of course I have no real way of regulating it, but if someone comes to your house looking to shoot you - you'll know who sent them.

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Guest razazteca

Does the Fletch vacation home have a pool?

 

I'm guessing these people would worship Kevin Smith characters... or at least Jason Lee...

The Dogma of Fletchism has many Profits

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Guest Banky
Does the Fletch vacation home have a pool?

 

I'm guessing these people would worship Kevin Smith characters... or at least Jason Lee...

The Dogma of Fletchism has many Profits

Yes, there is a pool for all of the Fletchists out there.

 

Let me clarify what Fletchism entails.

 

1. Anything to do with Chevy Chase

2. Anything to do with Jason Lee

3. Anything to do with Kevin Smith

4. Anything that has to do with me

 

All 4 people owns everyones life. Everyone must abide by the life, preachings, and methods of rule by the ultimate commander - ME. If you don't, well, read up on your 20th century European history to see what will happen.

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Guest razazteca

Just as long I am not banished to Jersey or sent to the safe house in LV......Heaven forbid being under the protection of Randy Quad.

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