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Guest Banky
Just as long I am not banished to Jersey or sent to the safe house in LV......Heaven forbid being under the protection of Randy Quad.

FUCK! This guy knows his shit. You're in. Razazteca is the first Fletchist on the board.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

*Gets done spraying Bactine on paper cuts, goes tear-assing after Dutch with a Holy Avenger. Seeing as how I am not a Paladin, it only works as a +3 longsword, so you've got a chance, NERD.*

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Guest Kotzenjunge

(uses the Potara to fuse with Vegita to form Kotzengita and blows away the thread with a Genki Dama)

 

I can be nerdy too.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

*creates the Smart Marks demiplane in response to thread destruction*

 

*pulls out Mace of Disruption to attack Agent*

 

*abruptly changes mind due to being undead*

 

Aw, fuck it.

 

*fireballs Agent*

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

*Makes his saving throw*

 

Seeing as how I have improved evasion, that's no damage, fool.

 

*strikes dutch with the quivering palm*

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Guest J*ingus

::sends in a Street Samurai from Shadowrun in to waste all these wand-waving pussies with an Uzi III::

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

*Quivering palm fails because we're the same level*

 

*Studies Agent for 3 rounds*

 

*makes a Death Attack...*

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Oh fuck, now you're going all prestige class on me. *Makes the fort save, Casts Creeping Doom* Hope you've got some damage reduction BITCH, or else it's 1000 HP down the shitter from a horde of biting stinging bugs.

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

*has damage reduction 20/+1 due to being an Outsider shifty.gif*

 

*calls for Orc Shaman to assist him*

 

*Orc Shaman runs away because Orc Shaman runs from anyone more powerful than he is*

 

*Curses*

 

*casts Prismatic Wall between him and Agent*

 

*sits down in lawnchair and drinks ice tea*

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

*Lobs a bucket of greek fire over the prismatic wall, followed directly with a torch.

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

Oh, you asshole...

 

*casts protection from fire*

 

*casts Bull's Strength*

 

*throws Orc Shaman over Prismatic Wall to attack Agent*

 

*Orc Shaman runs away...again*

 

*curses*

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

*casts Trap the Soul on Orc Shaman. heh. you shall make a fine necklace. Belts the Prismatic wall with a rod of negation. HA you're MINE!*

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

*curses again*

 

*casts Gate*

 

*glabrezu steps out of the gate and attacks Agent*

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Ah, so we're summoning, eh?

 

*Summons a Tarrasque being ridden by four-and-twenty Balors.*

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Guest J*ingus

::The street samurai calls up some old friends in the military. Five minutes later, he's whisked away in an attack helicopter. Ten minutes after that, thermonuclear missles bombard the area.::

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

*teleports without error into the chopper. Casts repel metal/stone, thus bursting the chopper assunder*

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Guest J*ingus

::Uses cybernetically enhanced wired reflexes to give AOO a serious case of high-velocity lead poisoning the instant he appears, before the wizard can even think about moving.::

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

ha. you fool. Lead is a metal, and as a result, cannot get within 15 feet of me. Now, cower before my power before I make your sissy futuristic cybernetic parts as useful as a knot on a pine tree. I am the real nerd here.

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Guest J*ingus

::His bulletproof vest blocks SS's knife. With vat-grown genetically enhanced muscles, throws a space-age-ceramics shuriken through AOO's eye, and shoves Squatch out the chopper door.::

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Guest Cancer Marney

No matter what year it's made in, no bulletproof vest will ever stop a knife.

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Guest J*ingus

Sure, if it didn't have solid metal plates woven into the kevlar which would break a knife quite handily. Which this one does. (I know this game, don't even try to stump me here, BWAHAHAHAHA!)

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