Guest Banky Report post Posted October 25, 2002 Just as long I am not banished to Jersey or sent to the safe house in LV......Heaven forbid being under the protection of Randy Quad. FUCK! This guy knows his shit. You're in. Razazteca is the first Fletchist on the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted October 25, 2002 memememememememememememe........... its in the hole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted October 25, 2002 I dunno Marney, I always thought they were a hot commodity on the net. Check out http://www.demoniccheerleadercartoonpictur...om/chunkythighs Uhh, dude, the link is broken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 25, 2002 *Gets done spraying Bactine on paper cuts, goes tear-assing after Dutch with a Holy Avenger. Seeing as how I am not a Paladin, it only works as a +3 longsword, so you've got a chance, NERD.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 25, 2002 (uses the Potara to fuse with Vegita to form Kotzengita and blows away the thread with a Genki Dama) I can be nerdy too. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 25, 2002 *creates the Smart Marks demiplane in response to thread destruction* *pulls out Mace of Disruption to attack Agent* *abruptly changes mind due to being undead* Aw, fuck it. *fireballs Agent* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 25, 2002 *Makes his saving throw* Seeing as how I have improved evasion, that's no damage, fool. *strikes dutch with the quivering palm* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 25, 2002 ::sends in a Street Samurai from Shadowrun in to waste all these wand-waving pussies with an Uzi III:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted October 25, 2002 ::Summons Bahamut and Knights of the Round:: Oh yeah, shit's on now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 25, 2002 *Quivering palm fails because we're the same level* *Studies Agent for 3 rounds* *makes a Death Attack...* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 25, 2002 Oh fuck, now you're going all prestige class on me. *Makes the fort save, Casts Creeping Doom* Hope you've got some damage reduction BITCH, or else it's 1000 HP down the shitter from a horde of biting stinging bugs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 25, 2002 *has damage reduction 20/+1 due to being an Outsider * *calls for Orc Shaman to assist him* *Orc Shaman runs away because Orc Shaman runs from anyone more powerful than he is* *Curses* *casts Prismatic Wall between him and Agent* *sits down in lawnchair and drinks ice tea* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paranoid Report post Posted October 25, 2002 Could you guys start speaking English please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted October 25, 2002 Red Wizard cast Confuse on enemies Cast Cure3 HP goes up 30 points Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2002 Calls Lord Cthulhu from to rise from R'yleh and destroy the human race Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 26, 2002 *Lobs a bucket of greek fire over the prismatic wall, followed directly with a torch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 26, 2002 Oh, you asshole... *casts protection from fire* *casts Bull's Strength* *throws Orc Shaman over Prismatic Wall to attack Agent* *Orc Shaman runs away...again* *curses* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 26, 2002 *casts Trap the Soul on Orc Shaman. heh. you shall make a fine necklace. Belts the Prismatic wall with a rod of negation. HA you're MINE!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 26, 2002 *curses again* *casts Gate* *glabrezu steps out of the gate and attacks Agent* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 26, 2002 Ah, so we're summoning, eh? *Summons a Tarrasque being ridden by four-and-twenty Balors.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 27, 2002 ::The street samurai calls up some old friends in the military. Five minutes later, he's whisked away in an attack helicopter. Ten minutes after that, thermonuclear missles bombard the area.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 27, 2002 *teleports without error into the chopper. Casts repel metal/stone, thus bursting the chopper assunder* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 27, 2002 ::Uses cybernetically enhanced wired reflexes to give AOO a serious case of high-velocity lead poisoning the instant he appears, before the wizard can even think about moving.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 27, 2002 ha. you fool. Lead is a metal, and as a result, cannot get within 15 feet of me. Now, cower before my power before I make your sissy futuristic cybernetic parts as useful as a knot on a pine tree. I am the real nerd here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted October 27, 2002 *stabs Jingus in the back* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 27, 2002 ::His bulletproof vest blocks SS's knife. With vat-grown genetically enhanced muscles, throws a space-age-ceramics shuriken through AOO's eye, and shoves Squatch out the chopper door.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 27, 2002 Psst, Jingus... bulletproof vests don't block knives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 27, 2002 The ones they make in the year 2060 do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 27, 2002 No matter what year it's made in, no bulletproof vest will ever stop a knife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 27, 2002 Sure, if it didn't have solid metal plates woven into the kevlar which would break a knife quite handily. Which this one does. (I know this game, don't even try to stump me here, BWAHAHAHAHA!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
