The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest SP-1]

Don't take this as me making fun, Kotz, but when I think of that scenario, I can just picture two guys with glowsticks, joined at their wrists like in that Michael Jackson video, dancing in circles, dance-fighting. A humorous vision, to be sure.

 

But I suppose, that's what you get when you mess with an ESTABLISHED~! raver.

 

-SP, who is neither established, nor raver

[Guest Anglesault]

P.L.U.R., you're right as rain about that. Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect.

 

I'm all about the peace and respect and unity, but that love's gotta go. I'm an aggressive raver. Last night some dick took one of our glowsticks, we were all like "HELL NO!"

 

...

 

 

Don't worry Kotz, we still love you...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No, it was more like us getting in his coked out or whatever face and telling us to give us back the fucking stick and string. We'd let him try his hand at twirling it with the string earlier, but then he disappeared with the stick and the string. We didn't care so much about the stick as the string, because we couldn't make the cool big-ass circles and atom symbols and shit with just our hands.

 

He saw we were pissed and gave it back to us, actually slurring an apology.

 

Thomas(SnakeByte) and Patrick(Kotzenjunge) = AGGRESSIVE Ravers

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Anglesault]

No, it was more like us getting in his coked out or whatever face and telling us to give us back the fucking stick and string. We'd let him try his hand at twirling it with the string earlier, but then he disappeared with the stick and the string. We didn't care so much about the stick as the string, because we couldn't make the cool big-ass circles and atom symbols and shit with just our hands.

 

He saw we were pissed and gave it back to us, actually slurring an apology.

 

Thomas(SnakeByte) and Patrick(Kotzenjunge) = AGGRESSIVE Ravers

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

So you were playing with a baton and someone stole it....and this was a problem...and...Okay, I'm lost.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

We wouldn't have been nearly as mad if we hadn't been getting the attention and admiration of the entire place with our SKILLZ~!

 

And it's a glowstick, not a baton. You can't beat someone to death with a glowstick.

 

Anglesault = the one Establishment member that I could NEVER EVER see at a dance party, club, rave, or hell, any place with music and lights that isn't a wrestling show.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest SP-1]

Wow, Kotz. So you're a Boogie Knight with someone else on the board (I forget who), AND an Aggressive Raver with SnakeByte. Let no one say the ESTABLISHMENT~! does not mingle with the commonfolk.

 

-SP, who can't imagine where the heck Raves even happen around here. Though Downtown harbors many things.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Dude, it was just at Level 2. They refurbished it, and it's got a lot more floorspace now. The DJ was nice enough to keep playing the shit to keep the sticks going and the other folk like Thomas and I moving. There were some old people there for some reason though. I'm talking like 60+ in age. They were gone by 12:30 though. There was still a couple in their 40s there who kept getting in my way. I NEED ROOM TO DANCE LIKE A FREAK, DAMMIT!!!!

 

And Zorin Industries is Alex Wright to my Disco Inferno.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Anglesault]

And it's a glowstick, not a baton.

A stick with string is a baton.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Don't make me get all ESTABLISHMENT CONTROVERSY~! on yo' ass.

 

Don't make me take this to the funny big text thread!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest SP-1]

For some reason I always forget about Level 2. I guess because I stick to Music Farm and such when I do go downtown to do something. But the fact that there were old people even in the area is funny. During the day it's understandable, but by night the college kids are raising hell and the old folk are generally running for the hills.

 

-SP, who will go clubbing one of these days.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I don't know if you'd want to go clubbing with me. Bo, I'm almost possessed when I go out.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest SP-1]

I don't doubt it. People get into things they love. I'm a totally different person if I'm out seeing my friend's band play cuz I'm totally into some of those songs. I'm a big fella but when I'm into what's going on, like when I saw Our Lady Peace and Jimmy Eat World a while back, I go and just go all out.

 

That's the point, after all. I doubt I'd go clubbing anytime soon or for any amount of time, though. Just not my scene right now.

 

-SP, who loves Charleston's diversity.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Of course, I'm about seven minutes from said diversity, you're an hour.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest SP-1]

Eh, I can hit the interstate and be there in 30-45 mins. I used to live in a little town called Holly Hill, and it's a solid hour from there to NORTH Charleston and we hung out there all the time when I was younger. Distance is never an issue when there's fun to be had.

 

Of course, Moncks Corner and Holly Hill both share the trait of being a big center of nowhere, too, so there's little choice in having to hit the road to find something to do. One might say Charleston is ESTABLISHED~! compared to most other places around here.

 

-SP, who laughs at distance. Mu-ha.

 

Back to Established matters, folks. Nothing to see here.

[Guest Anglesault]

From now on, since I'm in the establishment, I will refer to myself as a "made man." Thank you.

[Guest godthedog]

From now on, since I'm in the establishment, I will refer to myself as a "made man." Thank you.

as such, you should lure in a poster who has thinks he should be established but has lots of enemies, and tell him he's going to be a made man in a ceremony to take place in a certain thread. then delete his account when he replies in the thread.

[Guest Anglesault]

Well now you gave away my plan! Stonato!

[Guest godthedog]

so THAT'S how you were going to get rid of banky...

[Guest Banky]

so THAT'S how you were going to get rid of banky...

*tear*

 

WHY godthedog WHY? Why me, WHYYYYYY?

 

/Nancy Kerrigan.

[Guest Anglesault]

Actually, I was going to use it on Jeff.

[Guest Anglesault]

::posts comare wanted sign::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

What the hell? "Comeare?"

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Anglesault]

Comare.

 

::Posts ammendum: Treble Charged need not apply::

[Guest Anglesault]

If it helps, Kotz, it's pronounced "Goo-ma."

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

So, the Establishment wants "Comare," whatever that is.

 

Okaaay...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest AM The Kid]

Sounds like a car...or a cigar...maybe a big cigar car! OOOO!

[Guest Anglesault]

goomah (sometimes pronounced "goomar"):

a Mafia mistress; also comare.

[Guest Anglesault]

Sounds like a car...or a cigar...maybe a big cigar car! OOOO!

Madonn.

 

::hangs head in shame::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Not the foreign language stuff again... I only speak limited French and a few words in Hebrew, I can't keep up with that stuff.

[Guest AM The Kid]

I only know french...