The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest Angle-plex]

I took 2 years of Spanish in high school. That class dropped my grade point average faster than [insert smart phrase here].

[Guest evenflowDDT]

J'as trois ans de francais en lycee, mais je arete parce-que mon grammar(?) est tres mauvais parce-que je ne comprende pas le fin de verbs.

[Guest AM The Kid]

J'ai pris 4 ans du français.

 

I'm bad at french, verbs confuse me sooo much. I took it all through junior high and now in high school. I'll probably quit next year.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Totally. I just couldn't get over how verbs would be different if a female subject did it, as opposed to a male subject, or a group of male subjects which was even different than one male subject, etc...

[Guest treble charged]

English, though, if you think about it, is SO much harder to learn than French, German, or just about any other Western language. We have so many more stupid rules that must confuse people trying to learn it as a second language.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yea, but English is so messed up that when you learn it you can't grasp a language that's uniform, without all those crazy-ass rules.

 

Plus, I'd say Asian languages are the hardest to learn... at least to learn how to write.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Like how one male in a group of a million females then changes to "ils". GAR!

[Guest treble charged]

Plus, I'd say Asian languages are the hardest to learn... at least to learn how to write.

Yeah, I'd say that, too. That's why I just said Western languages, ones that use the same basic alphabet as us. Asian languages are just a whole different beast.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yea, what's up with that? That's like saying a million females doesn't mean anything once a guy comes in... OMG THAT'S SEXIST~!

 

Seriously though, it kinda is.

[Guest AM The Kid]

It really is.

[Guest treble charged]

Thems just the rules. It's just easier that way.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I have a new subtitle...even though it kinda stinks

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

The one male in a million females is held in high esteem, as he is the luckiest man on Earth presumably, so I can see why you'd change the wording for him.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

he might not be so lucky, however, if all million girls has PMS

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Or if they're all lesbians.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

well if they are gay...you could probably watch...

 

PMS is a completely different story

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I don't really get off on lesbians going at it though. Lots of other guys do, but I don't. Like whenever there's a sitcom lesbian kiss publicity stunt I just think "big deal, it's two people kissing..."

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

BUT IT'S GIRLZ AND IT'S SEKSI!!!!!!!!! </typical teenage male>

 

It's also bad if the one man is BUNDY~! and the million are a YES MA'AM convention.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

< excuse me for being a typical teenage male (for 5 more days till I'm 20~!)

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

The Establishment needs a theme song or anthem of some kind. Any ideas?

 

I always envisioned us having the Corporate Ministry theme, because it RULES and when it comes on, you KNOW you're fucked.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Sounds Good

 

EDIT: I actually have that song on my PC

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

So do I, that's how I got the idea. I almost suggested the original Corporation theme, but it doesn't have the cool laughing and organs and shit like that.

 

For the video, it could be the normal Corporate video, except with us in the place of each person.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

yes godthedog, my school is very dorky...

 

very dorky...

 

which is why im never at school

[Guest Sassquatch]

The Undertaker/Big Show theme song was one of the best theme to come out of '99. Nice intro with a good beat.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I say we use the Razor Ramon theme and show up stinking drunk for ever meeting.

 

Or we could be sheisty and have the Repo Man theme be our official, uh, theme.

 

Or how about we go with anyone's generic WCW theme.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Jeff jarrett's rip off misc always made me larf.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

how about Bret Hart's theme from WWF The Music volume 3

[Guest MrRant]

HH... um... nevermind.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

But Bret Hart didn't have any Volume 3 music.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

In spirit Bret did have a theme on Volume 3 Kotz.

 

Or else maybe there was some subliminal message on one of the songs that we must have missed.