The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I thought his training music was on Volume 3... but I could be wrong

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

No, Volume 3 was chock full of Attitude. By that time, Bret was gone.

 

But 3 did have the Brood theme, Rock's 98 theme, and the DX theme.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

then #2 has Bret's training theme....either way it ROCKED

[Guest Anglesault]

::smacks rando with a chair::

 

You were WRONG!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I blame Hoff for my wrong-doing

[Guest Anglesault]

::Slaps Rando::

 

Wake up! You need to take responsibility for your own actions!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I take responsibility for blaming Hoff...as it was really my own fault...

 

I also was the one that screwed Bret...

[Guest Anglesault]

I also was the one that screwed Bret...

::slaps Rando again::

 

That's crazy talk. You wanna die, pills are easier.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

yeah I know...

 

I actually didn't screw Bret...

 

though I think I screwed Stephanie McMahon in high school at this awesome rave on the lower east side

[Guest Anglesault]

Madonn. I figured you'd be more into fucking that Che Bruta Lita.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If Steph was a raver... oh man...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

If steph was a raver i'd actually hate ravers EVEN more!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

well now Kotz is gonna have Steph McMahon wishes and Glow Stick dreams on:

 

Lifestyles of the Raved and Famous

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Damn you Rando.

 

(imagines Steph bouncing about to some driving House)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

tee hee...

 

Vote For Me...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Sorry bubbles, doesn't work that way.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

Damn you Rando.

 

(imagines Steph bouncing about to some driving House)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Something tells me you would want to get out of the way of a driving house.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Bubbles??

 

 

The Amazing Rando > Bubbles

[Guest Anglesault]

Hey Kotz, where would you stick the baton?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

IT'S NOT A BATON~!

[Guest Anglesault]

::Gets in Rando's face::

 

If I say it's a baton, it's a baton. And you're not going to have a problem with it, and you're not going to do anything about it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Rando, don't worry about AS. He's got some repressed feelings about phallic objects. This is the guy who thought of the Thundersticks at Angels games as giant red penises.

 

And Rant, House is a sub-genre of Techno.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS gets in Kotz's face::

 

What did you say about me?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(bumps chests with AS)

 

I said you like the cock. Got a problem?

 

ESTABLISHED CONTROVERSY~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: Ah fuck it, I'm going to bed.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::takes AS on a little stroll through Randoville::

 

you are gonna take one look into my eyes and see that you and your wit are no match for me and my Amazing-ness.

 

You are a two-bit shell of an Angle fan that thinks a 3 inch glow stick is a "baton" when in fact a baton is a thing that little girls twirl in competitions for trophies. The day I see Kotz win a trophy for glow stick twirling is the day I bow down before Hector, the god of SHUTTING YOUR FACE~!

 

Isn't the Establishment~! about Respect, AS...huh...is it? Or is it about you smacking me around with a chair or your filthy hand. Wash that damn thing off right now...I saw you with pictures of Kurt from all those shows with him in the thong underwear. You probably blew so hard you knocked some guys front teeth out...

 

so in short...I may not be the greatest put down artist in the world...

 

but you are one...huge...FLAMER...

 

- The Amazing F'N Rando

 

PS ... in case you didn't hear me the first time...SHUT YOUR FACE~!

 

 

*this message brought to you by the council to Shut Your Fucking Face and Viewers Like You*

[Guest Anglesault]

::takes AS on a little stroll through Randoville::

 

you are gonna take one look into my eyes and see that you and your wit are no match for me and my Amazing-ness.

 

You are a two-bit shell of an Angle fan that thinks a 3 inch glow stick is a "baton" when in fact a baton is a thing that little girls twirl in competitions for trophies. The day I see Kotz win a trophy for glow stick twirling is the day I bow down before Hector, the god of SHUTTING YOUR FACE~!

 

Isn't the Establishment~! about Respect, AS...huh...is it? Or is it about you smacking me around with a chair or your filthy hand. Wash that damn thing off right now...I saw you with pictures of Kurt from all those shows with him in the thong underwear. You probably blew so hard you knocked some guys front teeth out...

 

so in short...I may not be the greatest put down artist in the world...

 

but you are one...huge...FLAMER...

 

- The Amazing F'N Rando

 

PS ... in case you didn't hear me the first time...SHUT YOUR FACE~!

 

 

*this message brought to you by the council to Shut Your Fucking Face and Viewers Like You*

::AS starts to leave but turns back and kciks rando's face in::

 

You should have listened, you little strunz.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*pulls my face back to regular position*

 

damn man...it was only a joke...

 

EDIT: Oh yeah.......you need to wash your feet...

[Guest Anglesault]

I was only joking to. Just don't make me get serious.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

considering I have never "flamed" outside of an internet wrestling fed...i thought i did a good job

[Guest Anglesault]

You're pushing it boy. There is only so much unanswered shots I give you before that doesn't amuse me any more, and I have to move on to other ways of dealing with you.